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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 52

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Due to Monday September 5 being a holiday observed by the City, the City of Carthage Recycling Drop-Off Center and Composting Lot will be closed Tuesday, September 6th in observance of Labor Day. Regular operating days and times are Tues. - Sat., 8:20 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

Did Ya Know?... The City of Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes next week, Monday thru Friday, Aug. 29 thru Sept. 2nd. Your area will be sprayed in the evening of the day your trash is picked up, between the hours of 8:00 p.m. and 12:00 a.m. You might want to turn off your attic or window fans when the sprayer is in your immediate area.

Did Ya Know?... Edwin W. Wiggins Post No. 90 of the American Legion will meet Thursday night September the 1st at 7:00 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of Memorial Hall. Those who have not paid their 2006 dues are urged to do so. The 15th District Meeting is September 11 at Pineville.

today's laugh

Murphy’s Laws for Our Times:
If it says, "one size fits all," it doesn’t fit anyone.
The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Strike on the Whitsett Land.

S.E. Boggess, of Carthage, and J.B. Gibson, walker Koontz and F.G. Smart, of Webb City, who recently took a lease on 10 acres of the J.M. Whitsett land at Porto Rico and commenced drilling, made a good strike in the first hole put down. The ore was encountered at 130 feet and continued to 148 feet. The second hole is now down to a depth of about 60 feet. The prospectors will soon commence a sinking shaft to open up a prospect.

Spilled Burning Grease on Her Hands.

Mr. J. Rowe, of Rowena, Mo., says "My wife placed a pan of cracklins in the stove to render; forgetting, she allowed them to remain longer than she intended. When she opened the oven door she found them ablaze. In attempting to get the pan out she spilled the hot burning grease on her hand. Dr. Classe’s German Penetrating Liniment was applied at once; the pain was instantly stopped." sold by Frank Edel druggist.

 

Today's Feature

To Discuss Downtown Sidewalk Project.

Mayor Kenneth Johnson, City Administrator Tom Short, members from the Harry S. Truman Coordinating Council and members from the Community Development Block Grant (CDBG) staff of the Missouri Department of Economic Development will meet today to discuss the status of the pending downtown sidewalk improvement project.

The grant was approved for the replacement of a section of sidewalk beginning on 3rd Street between Main and Lyon Streets but action has been delayed. The grant is contingent upon job creation and capital improvement which must take place during a certain time frame in the approval process. Some of the job creation and improvement that has already been completed was not within the acceptable time-line.

The grant application was originally submitted with the assistance of the Carthage Main Street board that is no longer a functional entity. According to Short, this may have resulted in miscommunication causing the variance from the grant time-line.

Johnson and Short hope to discuss alternative courses of action to put the proposal back into motion.


Stench Report:
Tuesday,
08/30/05

No Stench Reported

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin
Back when I was drivin’ the ‘48 Chevy pickup with the three speed manual tranny, I could always save a little gas with the trick I learned in an automobile magazine. The method was to accelerate from about twenty miles an hour to the speed limit which was 70 at the time, then put the tranny in neutral and shut off the engine.

Ya coast until your speed drops to twenty-five and put the tranny in second, pop the clutch to start the engine and repeat the process.

The guy that wrote the article claimed to get over fifty miles to the gallon using this technique. ‘Course the folks followin’ ya down the highway weren’t impressed. I do credit this with savin’ me walkin’ several miles on a couple of occasions. Don’t know if it ever saved me any money.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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