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Thursday, August 4, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 33

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Edwin W. Wiggins Post 9 of the American Legion will meet Thursday night, August 4 at 7:00 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of the Memorial Hall. All members are invited to attend the meeting.

Did Ya Know?... The Friends of the Carthage Public Library will hold their monthly 1st Saturday used book sale on August 6, 2005 at the Library Annex, 510 S. Garrison Ave. from 8:00 until Noon. There are books and paperbacks for all age groups in every genre, plus puzzles, cassettes, videos, LPs and CDs. All at bargain prices.

Did Ya Know?. . .The McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center. Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP Logbook available.

today's laugh

My car has this feature that I guess is standard, because it was on my last car too. It has a rotating gas tank. Whatever side of the pump I pull up to, it’s on the other side. - Rita Rudner

A new web site started last year gives married couples in four states the option of divorcing on-line. For an extra five dollars they’ll even send an e-mail to your children telling them it’s not their fault. - Jimmy Fallon

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

To Furnish Court Room.

County Court Let Contract to Fit Up Division No. 2 of Circuit Court.

At yesterday’s session of the county court, the contract of W.A. James for furnishing the court room of Division No. 2 of circuit court in the court house at Carthage was approved. The contract price is $700.

The furnishing is to be similar to that of Division No. 1, except that the chairs now in use for the seating of the room will be retained instead of putting in opera chairs.

The erroneous personal assessment of Daniel Butchers, of Carthage, was stricken from the books and the county collector given credit for $3.86 on the tax books.

The application for Smith & Chester for a dram shop license at Central City was rejected.

County Surveyor Wm. Kohlman was allowed $10.10 from the bridge fund for repairs.

 

Today's Feature

Public Works Month End Report.

Public Works Director Chad Wampler presented the month end report for July at the Public Works meeting Tuesday. Wampler told the committee that the numbers were not as high as the previous two months and added that he expects the August report to be higher.

The total cost of construction for July was approximately $1.2 million with $2,789 in permit fees collected by the Public Works Department. Wampler said that this month the McCune-Brooks Hospital building plans should arrive for review and that the Carthage Library will likely submit for construction.

City Administrator Tom Short asked the committee about the walkway on the South side of the square. Short inquired about the City’s responsibility for maintaining the watering system in the flower beds. According to Short there was a malfunction earlier in the week involving an automatic sprayer that was spraying into the street.

The committee told Short that the responsibility would likely fall on the Parks Department. The watering system has received repairs previously due to cracking in the water lines.


Stench Report:
Wednesday,
08/03/05

No Reports of Stench

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin
I face a frustratin’ experience each and ever’ mornin.’ My particular frustration doesn’t yet come from the agin’ of bones or the lack of sleep, but my upbringin’. I was always instructed to carefully roll the toothpaste tube up from the bottom. Ya squeeze a little out, then roll the tube.

My problem these days is another example of technology gone astray. Plastic toothpaste tubes don’t stay rolled up. They just spring back to their limp half-empty form after ya attempt to roll ‘em up. Yet another frustration comes when ya have what appears to be a half full tube a paste and you discover it is actually empty.

I’m guessin’ this bit of trickery is a marketing ploy to emphasize the need to always have an extra tube on hand. Bucky the Beaver would be ashamed.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column
Click & Clack Talk Cars
By Tom and Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray:

I am a student in Boston with a car that is originally from texas. I have a 1996 Chevrolet G Van that has more than 150,000 miles on it. The car had been working really well until last fall. Basically, I have to jump-start my car every time I want to turn it on. So I bought one of those portable jump-start boxes, because I got tired of praying that someone would be in the parking lot whenever I needed to go anywhere. I am hoping that you might have an idea of what I can do to fix it. - Hannah

TOM: You must have made a lot of new friends, Hannah. That’s a great way to meet people when you’re new to a city.

RAY: Two things come to mind, Hannah. The first is very simple to fix. I think you might have a dead cell in your battery.

TOM: A car battery is made up of 6 cells.

RAY: If one cell in your battery is dead, the battery might only be producing 10 volts instead of 12. The starter motor needs a full 12 volts, or it just won’t move. You might hear the starter lurch, or you’ll hear a clicking sound, or nothing.

TOM: The solution to that is a new battery. That’ll cost you 75 bucks. Just flag down one of the guys in your parking lot and say: "Excuse me, my car won’t start. Would you mind putting in this new battery for me?"

Or go to a gas station, and have them do it, Hannah. Because they can check for the other possibility; a current drain. It could be something like a light in the glove box that’s staying on all night.

TOM: Or a fellow student running his laptop all night from your cigarette lighter .

RAY: It’s very easy for your neighborhood mechanic to test your battery and your charging system, and to check for a current drain. That shouldn’t cost very much. But I’d bet on the battery. Good luck, Hannah.


RACING
By Greg Zyla

Q: Greg, who was the first driver to go more than 300 mph in the quarter-mile? I say it was Kenny Bernstein, but my racing buddy says it was Eddie Hill. They both drove Top Fuel dragsters. I know Chris Karamesines was the first to go more than 200 in his Top Fueler, and my buddy agrees. But could we be wrong, and was it a jet-car driver that did it (run 300), like Art Arfons? Also, what is the fastest run ever recorded in drag racing? — Edward S., New Port Richey, Fla.

A: Eddie, what a question! If we select the first 300-mph driver based on the Top Fuel dragster configuration, you would win, as Kenny Bernstein was the first to do it in a piston-actuated, internal-combustion Top Fuel car. He did so on March 20, 1992, at Gainesville, Fla.’s NHRA Gatornationals. Eddie Hill, meanwhile, was the first to run in the four-second range when he drove his Pennzoil rear-engine dragster to a 4.99, in 1988, at an IHRA race at the Texas Motorplex.

The first Top Fuel driver to go more than 200 mph was, indeed, Chris "The Greek" Karamesines, who on April 4, 1960, clocked an 8.82 at 204.54 mph at Illinois’ Alton Dragway.

A rocket dragster was actually the first vehicle to go more than 300 mph. The most famous rocket driver of all, however, has to be the late Slammin’ Sammy Miller, who drove his Vega- and Mustang-bodied rocket Funny Cars to numerous 3.7-second runs. He holds the record as the fastest driver in sanctioned quarter-mile asphalt drag racing, with an all-time best of 3.583 seconds at 386.26 mph.

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