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Wednesday, December 14, 2005 Volume XIV,
Number 125
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... A blood
drive will be held in the Grace Episcopal Church,
820 Howard, Carthage on Thursday, December 15
from 1:30 p.m. to 7 p.m. and Friday, December 16
from 9 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Please bring your photo
ID.
Did Ya Know?... The
Salvation Army is looking for volunteers to ring
bells at our Seven Locations. Please call Captain
Everling or Bess Wilkes at 417-358-2262 to sign
up.
Did Ya Know?... Red Oak
II invites you to join in an evening of Christmas
caroling, Saturday, Dec. 17 from 5-8 p.m. in the
church building at Red Oak II. Public welcome.
Hot cider will be served. Please bring a canned
good for the Carthage Crisis Center. Donations
will be accepted for the critters at the Humane
Society Animal Shelter.
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today's
laugh
Someone handed me a picture and
said, "This is a picture of me when I was
younger." Every picture of you is when you
were younger. "Heres a picture of me
when Im older." Whered you get
that camera, man? - Mitch Hedberg
Ed: Thats a strange pair
of socks you have on - one red and the other
green.
Fred: Yeah. The funny thing is
that I have another pair at home exactly like
this one.
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Miss Johnson Hurt.
Accidentally Hit With a
Board Thrown From a Building.
Miss Mary Johnson was
painfully hurt this morning at her home on South Garrison
avenue by being accidentally hit on the head with a piece
of timber thrown from the top of J.P. Newells new
residence, which is next door to the Johnson home.
Miss Johnson suffered a
severe scalp wound, was knocked down by the blow and
rendered unconscious. She recovered under a doctors
care and the wound was sewed up. She was resting easy
this afternoon and will, it is hoped, soon recover.
Miss Johnson was in the
rear of her yard picking up kindling when the accident
happened. She was not far from the newell house and was
not seen by one of the workmen who was throwing boards
off the building.
Miss Johnson is the
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. S.G. Johnson.
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Today's
Feature
Committee Not
in Favor of Tax Holiday.
The City Council
Budget Ways and Means Committee met Monday
evening in a regular session. The committee
approved a motion to opt out of the sales tax
holiday. The holiday is a hiatus of sales tax
primarily for computers, clothes and school
supplies It begins on the first Friday of August
and runs the duration of that weekend. The
intended purpose of bypassing the tax for the
weekend is to reduce prices for families buying
school supplies for children.
If Council
approves the committees recommendation the
States portion will be the only tax that is
suspended. The county has also opted out. The
state tax level is 4.25 percent.
The committee
discussed the matter and decided that the holiday
would not be in the best interest of the City.
The holiday has potential to bring in more
business from out of state, but the committee
felt it would do more harm than good. This
decision does not need to be reviewed every year.
If passed it would stand in place unless the
Budget Committee wishes to change it.
The item will be
brought before Council in the December 27th
meeting.
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Stench Report:
Tuesday,
12/13/05
No Stench Reported
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Theres nothin like havin a good
excuse to honk your horn and zip into a
parkin spot ahead of the next guy ta let
off a little of that pre-holiday stress.It seems that bein in traffic jams
and waitin in line have become some of the
traditions that folks really look forward to this
time a year.
I always use that time
standin in line to see what the other guy
has bought. I get some of my best ideas for gift
givin by observin someone elses
shoppin cart.
The post office is probly
the most fun line. Ya stand around tryin ta
guess whats in the packages. Helps pass the
time. Im sure the postal clerks get a big
thrill bein told bout
everones shoppin experiences. I
wonder if theyre the ones who do their
shoppin in July.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Here's
A Tip
by JoAnn Derson
Buy an extra gift and wrap it, just in case you
have forgotten someone. Pick something
gender-neutral. That way you wont be caught
off-guard if someone you forgot to put on your
list stops by with a gift for you. You can keep
it for yourself if it goes unneeded.
"If you are a
re-gifter, always document from whom and in what
year you received a gift. Then re-gift it to
someone who will have little or no contact with
the original giver. For example, if Aunt Emily
from out of town sends you a lovely soap basket
that you would never use, you could re-gift it
for your office party." C.K. in Iowa
Run out of wrapping
paper? Here are some potential alternatives:
plain brown shopping bags, cut open and decorated
with stickers or markers; several layers of
tissue paper; fabric and a nice bow; aluminum
foil (if you can avoid overhandling it) makes a
lovely wrapping; and handle bags from stores can
be converted by gluing or taping the front of a
Christmas card over the store logo, if its
small enough.
"If your knuckles
get chapped and dry during the cold season, try
rubbing a little Chapstick into them. It works
for me." P.E. in Minnesota
"Whenever I
purchase picture frames for gifts, I always try
to put a photo in it of the person I am buying it
for. Sometimes it is a photo of us together, and
that is usually nice." R.A. in
Arizona
"Short of towel
bars in your bathroom? Use an extension rod over
the bathtub (out of sight, behind the shower
curtain). Its nice for hanging hand-washed
items too." E.M. in Wisconsin
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