The Mornin' Mail is published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, December 19, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 128

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Humane Society has dogs, cats, puppies and kittens rescued from the Gulf Coast after Hurricane Katrina. To adopt one of these furry refugees you can go to the Humane Society south of town on 71A, or call Society Director David Butler at 358-6402.

Did Ya Know?... The City of Carthage Recycling Drop-Off Center and Composting Lot will be closed Friday, December 23rd and Saturday, December 24th in observance of Christmas.

Did Ya Know?... MBH Blood Pressure clinic is open M-W-F from 11 to 1 p.m. at 2040 Garrison in the Katheryn Collier Wellness Center. Call 358-0670 MWF.

today's laugh

One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions; disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement and enchantment.
Touched by this unusual display, she walked slowly up to him and whispered in his ear, "A penny for your thoughts."
"It’s amazing!" he replied. "I just can’t see how anybody can make a crib like this for only $46.50!"

Did you hear about the new teenage Barbie? You wind it up and it resents you. - Jay Trachman

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Had His Cheek Blown Off.

James Lawson Suffers a Fearful Gunshot Wound.

James Lawson, a young man who rooms in the rear of T.E. Hoofnagle’s real estate office had his left cheek blown away today by the accidental discharge of a shot gun.

Lawson and a young man named Everett Cates, who lives at 1023 West Chestnut street, were out hunting shortly after noon. They were on a farm three miles east of the City when Lawson started to climb over a barbed wire fence and had his shotgun, a 16 gauge, grasped at the muzzle. He was setting it over the fence butt end foremost when the trigger evidently caught on one of the barbs. The gun was exploded and the entire charge struck Lawson a glancing blow on the left cheek.

The whole fleshy part of the young man’s cheek was carried away leaving a gaping, powder burned wound sickening to see. The cheek bones were partly laid bare and one could see the interior of the young man’s mouth.

Lawson uttered a scream when shot and fell to the ground. Cates saw at a glance that his companion was dangerously hurt and ran to a farm house nearby to get the team which they drove out in. Lawson was placed in the wagon not unconscious but suffering fearfully and brought to the office of Dr. Meredith in Carthage.

Dr. Steel was called and he and Dr. Meredith worked for more than an hour on the wound removing the flecks of burnt powder and closing it as best they could. None of the shot remained in the wound.

The wound is not fatal but it’s healing will be the serious part. Blood poisoning may set in and conditions for that complication are favorable in such wounds. Lawson was taken from the doctor’s office to the Arlington hotel where he will be cared for.

Young Lawson’s home is in Mt. Vernon. He and his father Charles Lawson are roof and smock stack painters and have an office in Carthage with T.E. Hoofnagle.

 

Today's Feature

RES Additions Complete.

City Attorney David Mouton gave an update on the status of the City’s lawsuit against Renewable Environmental Solutions (RES) at a recent Council meeting. Mouton said that new equipment has been installed in the plant to help reduce odors.

This equipment includes a permanent ozone generator which is said to have twice the capability to handle odor as the previous temporary ozone generator. Other precautions include a street sweeper and the construction of a mineral building built around the plant to catch roll-off. RES officials have agreed to use the sweeper on the floors of the plant at least three times per week.

Mouton expressed concerns due to the continued odors and lack of notification or explanation from RES officials and said that the Missouri Attorney General has suggested that the plant add even more odor control measures. City officials mentioned that the complaints had lessened but agreed that odor problems still exist.

The next meeting between City officials, the Department of Natural Resources and RES is scheduled for January 6. The meeting will not be open to the public.

Stench Report:
Friday,
12/16/05

No Stench Reported

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
I’ve seen statistics that say that 94% of the American population eats pizza. I don’t suppose it would have surprised me near as much to hear that 94% ate potatoes, or corn, or even hamburgers, but that’s a huge consensus about pizza. ‘Course with all the varieties available, pizza is almost its own food group.

That means that out of ever’ hunderd folks, six of ‘em don’t eat pizza. That may be an even more surprisin’ statistic. What in the world are they thinkin’? What could they be eatin’ they couldn’t put on top of a fresh baked pizza crust? They must just not like crust. Then it could be they are just the rebellious type that don’t like to follow the crowd. I’m guessin’ if that’s the case, no one in the crowd of a hunderd would notice the six not joinin’ the pizza party anyway.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

Sponsored
by:
Oldies & Oddities
This Is A Hammer
by Samantha Mazzotta

Cleaning Rust Stains From Concrete

Q: My front concrete porch has rust stains on it from a bench and railings. What is the best way to remove these stains, or can the porch be painted over to hide them? Any advice would be appreciated. — Richard M., via e-mail

A: Try to clean the rust from the concrete first, before painting, just in case the rust shows through the new coat. A few different methods can be used to scrub away the rust, starting with the mildest cleaner and working your way up to heavy-duty stuff.

Don’t use chlorine bleach to remove rust stains from concrete: Chlorine will actually "set" the rust. Patio cleaners sold at the hardware store should also be avoided when dealing with rust.

First, try fresh-squeezed lemon juice on the stain — and by fresh, I mean, squeeze the lemon right over the rust stain! Scrub with a nylon cleaning brush, let the juice sit for a few minutes, scrub again, repeat.

Vinegar is the next level — usually, plain white vinegar, applied as above. You can try cider vinegar too, as the difference in acidity might have an effect on the stain.

General-purpose concrete cleaners may also do the trick; scrub the area with cleaner and a wire brush.

The next, more drastic, cleaning method is to use oxalic acid. This is typically sold at the hardware store as wood bleach, and is packaged as a powder. Because oxalic acid is toxic, wear rubber gloves and eye protection when working with it, and follow the instructions on the back of the package exactly. It’s a good idea to test an inconspicuous area of the porch first, because the acid could leave some unsightly marks (especially if the porch is already painted). Let it sit for several minutes, then rinse the concrete well.

If cleaning fails, two other methods may work. Concrete can be buffed, using a hard stone, or sanded down, smoothing the surface and grinding away the rust. This is usually a professional job, although you could try using your own power sander and increasing grades of paper to buff the concrete. That would be more effective on a small area than a large area of rust (such as rust streaking down a driveway).

If all that fails, go ahead and paint — you’ll have given the porch a pretty thorough cleaning, at any rate.

HOME TIP: Rust stains can be caused either by water runoff from rusty iron fixtures, or by weed- and moss-killing sprays containing ferric acid. Use caution when spraying weed killer near concrete.

Copyright 1997-2005 by Heritage Publishing. All rights reserved.