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Wednesday, December 28, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 134

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Central Pet Care Clinic now has four loving cats that need homes for the Holidays. All three have had their vaccinations and have already been neutered. These are really nice cats that deserve a loving caring home. Get an application at Central Pet Care Clinic, 224 West Central Ave. or for more info call 417-358-1300.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Public Library will be closed Monday, January 2 for the New Year’s holiday.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Recycling and Drop-Off Center and Composting Lot will be closed Saturday, December 31 in observance of New Year’s Day.

today's laugh

The bartender was dumbfounded when a gorilla came in and asked for a martini, but he couldn’t think of any reason not to serve the beast. And he was even more amazed to find the gorilla coolly holding out a ten-dollar bill when he returned with the drink. As he walked up to the cash register, he decided to try something. He rang up the sale, and handed the animal a dollar in change. The gorilla didn’t say anything - he just sat there sipping his martini.

Finally, the bartender couldn’t take it anymore. "You know," he offered, "we don’t get too many gorillas in here."

And the gorilla replied, "At nine bucks a drink, I’m not surprised."

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Stonecutters’ Strike Ends.

Will Return to Work on Pay Received When Strike was Ordered.

The stonecutters’ strike in Carthage is at an end. The workmen will return to work on the same terms they were working under when the strike was ordered.

For several weeks the men have been holding out for an increase of pay. They contended that higher wages were paid elsewhere and it was nothing but right that they should receive as much for their work in the heart of the stone industry as cutters receive for the same work in St. Louis or Kansas City.

The stone operators declare they were paying the men all that their business would justify. That they had made their contracts under the old scale and could not fill those contracts on a higher scale of wages. They said they were paying the men 50 cents an hour for eight hours work, furnishing them with helpers, etc.

It is said among the workmen who went on strike that the motion was made and carried ordering the strike by transient stonecutters and that the Carthage men, those owning homes and expecting to live here, opposed it. The transients were in a majority and although considering the strike ill advised the Carthage men had to stick to their union.

Absolutely nothing was gained by the strikers and they lost upward of a thousand dollars in wages.

 

Today's Feature

More Have Filed.

More submissions have been made for the April 4th City election.

Those who have filed include Jim Woestman, who is running for Mayor; Claude Newport, who is running for 1st Ward Council Representative; Jackie Boyer and Cynthia Curry, who are both running for 3rd Ward Council Representative and Tom Flanigan, who is running for 5th Ward Council Representative.

There are a total of 6 council positions available which include 1 position in each ward and an additional one-year unexpired term in the first ward due to the resignation of former first Council member Dave Woods. Mayor Kenneth Johnson has appointed Larry Ross to fill the position vacated by Woods until the election.

Political signs for candidates are allowed by City code provided that they are not posted more than 60 days before the election and that they are removed 5 days after the election.

The cost to file is $25 or candidates may also provide 25 signatures from the respective ward. The deadline for filing is January 17 of 2006.

Stench Report:
Tuesday,
12/27/05

Stench Reported Before Noon

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
I’m thinkin’ havin’ another long weekend over the New Year’s is gonna work out pretty well. It’ll give folks a chance to rest up after this last long weekend.

The problem with long week ends is it seems either ya idle away one day thinkin’ it’s a bonus, or there is a rush to see how much enjoyment you can stuff into three days. Either way, it seems they tend to wear ya out. ‘Course then there’s always the push durin’ the short work week to get out five days of work in only four.

I’m figurin’ on gettin’ most of the home projects finished up next weekend that I started over the Thanksgivin’ weekend. It would be great to start off the new year with a short list for the spring. There is always that life-long goal of not havin’ a list, but I don’t think I’ll live that long.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Here's A Tip
by JoAnn Derson

• "Recycle in the new year by using wrapping supplies to help store your holiday decorations. The cardboard tube from gift wrap can be cut into smaller pieces that you can wind strings of Christmas tree or outdoor lights around. Boxes can be used to hold ornaments or other decorations, and ribbon and bows that are still in good condition can be tucked away for re-use next year." -- E.F. in Oregon

• "Resolutions are a great idea, and, like a lot of people, last year I resolved to exercise more often. I keep a stationary bike in my living room, and I use it while I watch my favorite programs on television. It has helped me lose 8 pounds, and I feel much better. This year, I am going to resolve to volunteer to help others." -- I.N. in Nebraska

• "Whenever I need to remember to bring something with me for the next day (e.g., my lunch, important papers, school notes) I write it on a Post-it note and stick it on the door leading outside. If I have the item, I take the note down. Sometimes I write the day of the week, if I need different things on different days." -- A.M. in Florida

• If your brown sugar is too hard, just put it in a bowl with a slice of bread and pop it in the microwave. The moisture in the bread will help soften the sugar. Stop and stir every 10-15 seconds until it’s soft enough to use.

• "I have drafty windows, and not a lot of money to have them replaced. I took a plastic shower curtain and cut it to fit the windows. Then I secured it with tape. It’s worked well to keep out the drafts, and I just remove it once a week and clean the windows with vinegar to discourage mold and mildew. It will work until next spring, anyway." -- P.S. in Michigan

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