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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 Volume XIII, Number 176

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Spare Cat Rescue is offering spay/neuter assistance for your pet. Call 358-6808

Did Ya Know?... The Family Literacy Council/Family Neighborhood Center is selling colorful trashbags as a fund-raiser to support Adult Literacy programs in Jasper County. Durable trash bags come in two sizes; 13 Gallon 1.1 mil and 33 Gallon 1.5 mil. and in a variety of colors; green, blue, orange, purple and yellow. For more info please call 358-5926.

Did Ya Know?... February 26 the Betty Club will be holding a Carnival, Chili Supper and Auction at Avilla School. Call 246-5627 for more information.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Humane Society needs volunteers to take pets to Petsmart on Saturday Mornings. Call 358-6402 for more info.

today's laugh

"Tell me the story of the police raiding your fraternity."
"Oh, that’s a closed chapter now."

Hospital Nurse: "You say financial difficulties brought you here?"
Patient: "Yes. I saw my tailor coming, crossed the road to avoid him, and halfway across I saw another creditor on the other side. I hesitated, and went under a car."

A bird in the hand is bad table manners.

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

To Make Opera House Plans.

An Architect from Pittsburg Here Today - Definite News Soon.

An architect and builder of opera houses was here today from Pittsburg, Kan., and took the measurements of the McNeary lot on West Third street and will draw plans for an opera house.

When the plans are submitted to Mr. McNeary and the other gentlemen who are interested in the new opera house proposition, they will be able to give out some definite news regarding the step to be taken in the way of securing a fine play house for Carthage.

Sent Cigars to Fire Boys.

John Youtsey sent the fire boys a box of cigars this morning to reward them for their run to his home yesterday.

We will save you 25 to 60 per cent on groceries. Phone 400. Palace Market.

 

Today's Feature

"Good-Bye Charlie" at Stone’s Throw.

News release

Stone’s Throw Theatre of Carthage will be performing Good-Bye Charlie written by George Axelrod and produced by special arrangement with Samuel French Inc. Financial assistance for the project has been provided by Missouri Arts Council and Schmidt & Associates, PC of Carthage.

Performances will be March 4 and 5, and March 10, 11, 12 and 13. Reservations are required and can be made by calling Stone’s Throw Theater at 417-358-9665. The box office opens Monday February 28 from 10:00 a.m. until 12 noon or reservations may be made by calling Betty Bell at 417-358-7268.

On Thursday, Friday and Saturday the Theatre doors open at 6 p.m. with dinner being served at 6:30 p.m. and the performance starting at 7:30 p.m. Sundays the door opens at 12:30 p.m. Dinner is at 1:00 p.m. with the performance at 2:00 p.m. Admission is $1950 for adults, 18.50 for seniors over 55 and groups of 10 or more. Youth under 16 and children under 5 are free.

Good-Bye Charlie is directed by Betsy Fleischaker. The cast is: Cassandra Dominick, Dorothy Frietas, Nicholas Kubicek, Eddie McGuire, Bethany Belden, Travis Altheida and Shawn DeGraff.

The play contains some language that might not be suitable for younger children.


Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'

I always figured February as "hump month." Once ya get over the hump it’s March and that means spring is around the corner.

Sure, lot a folks’ll tell ya some of the worst of winter is still around in March, but by that time spring fever is startin’ to rumble and I figure you can always make it through a few bad days.

Bein’ the short month, the last couple a weeks are gone before ya know it.

One thing I could never figure out is why February is spelled the way it is. I’ve never heard anyone pronounce it like it’s spelled. No one takes the time to pronounce the r and u.

I guess in all, February is a cold, miserable month that’s always causin’ trouble.) Thirty days hath September... except February which has twenty-eight, unless it’s a leap year...) At least there’s not much of it.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin.

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Here's A Tip
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• "Purchase a brightly colored garbage can to corral outdoor toys in the yard. You can get them in red or bright blue these days, so they’ll stand out from the regular trash can and you won’t get confused." — R.R. in Florida

• "I wash and save the little plastic containers that hold condiments from take-out orders. They are fantastic for keeping my extra buttons organized in my sewing box." — J.J. in Pennsylvania

• "This might not be a tip per se, but direct deposit has been a lifesaver for me. I bank with a credit union, and the only branch location is way across town. With direct deposit, I almost never go to the actual bank, and that works for me. I even got my paycheck deposited when the mail was delayed recently." — D.S. in Maryland

• "We have a copier/scanner at home now, and we have started making a copy of the Sunday crossword. My husband and I work on it at the same time. It’s turned into a little game to see who can finish first." — C.G. in Georgia

• "When filling your weekly pill minder, have a pair of tweezers handy. It will cut the aluminum foil on the top of the pill bottle, it works well to get the cotton out of the bottle, and just in case you drop a pill in the wrong compartment, it works great to remove it and put it in the correct one." — A.S. in Colorado

• We all know how handy duct tape is for all sorts of repairs, but did you know it is just as nifty for quick decoration? It comes in all sorts of colors and even designs nowadays. I recently gave new life to a flowerpot by giving it a quick wraparound with hot-pink duct tape. It looks great.

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