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Monday, January 10, 2005 Volume XIII, Number 144

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Tuesday, Jan. 11, from 6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. a Conflict Resolution class will be held at the Jasper County Central Annex, 105 Lincoln in Carthage. Cost is $10.00 per class. For more information call Jinny Hopp at 358-2158.

Did Ya Know?... RWB Rob Lewis and RWB Jim Hardy will be making their annual official visit to Carthage Lodge #197 Thursday, Jan. 13th. Pheasant fry at 6:30, meeting at 7:30, Carthage members are asked to bring a dish, or desert. Will be presenting several award pins. All area Master Masons are encouraged to attend. For more info. contact RWB Rob Lewis at 417-623-7112.

Did Ya Know?... Thursday, January 13 at 9:45 a.m. Tops # Mo1157, Carthage (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) will hold their 4th annual open house in Ulmer’s Community Room, South Parking Lot, 1208 S. Garrison. Guest speaker will be the TOPS 2003 Missouri State King, Alvin Hill from Springfield MO. Everyone is welcome. For more info call 358-4635, 548-7476 or 782-5947.

today's laugh

"I read some good poetry today."
"I prefer prose."
"I’ll settle for amateurs, but what’s that got to do with poetry?"

The best thing about a popular song is that it is not popular very long.

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A Peculiar Case.

Little Daughter of Frank Bistline Suffering Seriously from a Bruise.

Three weeks ago the little 4 year old daughter of Mr. And Mrs. Frank Bistline of Walnut and Orner streets ran against the sharp corner of a table striking it with her head.

At the time the hurt was supposed to have been merely a bad bump such as is often experienced by children. Today the child lies at the point of death and the concussion of the brain is feared. The injury sustained three weeks ago has developed into a serious case.

Mr. Bistline, who is employed by the Armour Packing Co. in Kansas City , was called home yesterday and will remain to await the development of the case. Last night there was grave doubt of the little one’s recovery but today the child seems resting easier.

 

Today's Feature

Master Gardener Program.

News Release

Would you like to know what disease might be attacking your plants, what insect is destroying your favorite ornamental or what kind of trees are growing in your yard? These are just a few things you could learn in a Master Gardener course. Jasper County University of Missouri Extension has conducted a Missouri Master Gardener program since 1992. Trained Master Gardeners assist Extension specialists in providing unbiased educational information about various aspects of horticulture to the public.

Since 1992, there have been 268 people take the course. Many of these are very active in conducting community projects, providing educational programs and other horticultural/gardening activities.

This year’s course begins January 31. The deadline to register for the course is January 14. Anyone that has not already received an application can request one by calling University of Missouri Extension in Carthage at (417) 358-2158.

A person who wishes to become a Master Gardener is required to attend 30 hours of training, and agree to return 30 hours of service during the following year. There is an $85 course fee.

University of Missouri Extension improves people’s lives with education and research.


Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
Over the years, I’ve participated in lots a different games. Seems ever’one has a little different twist that they swear is the way it’s supposed to be played. Most didn’t matter much, a lot of ‘em were out of necessity. Like if ya hit the baseball over the fence you’re out. In a small playin’ area where most ever’one could hit it over the fence, it keeps the ball in play and makes a better game.

Artificial boundaries in croquette gives ever’one a fair shot at gettin’ back in the game after bein’ sent into the back forty.

The main thing ‘bout rules is not what they are, but that they are applied to ever’one consistently and no one gets an unfair advantage. Anyone wantin’ ta play should always be aware of the "ground rules" when they show up and live by ‘em or get ‘em changed for ever’one.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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This Is A Hammer

By Samantha Mazzotta

Creating a 12-Month Maintenance Calendar

Q: I have a hard time keeping up with maintenance tasks — there are so many to do, and so little time. I also want to do some home-improvement stuff, but the repairs and maintenance take up all my time. Got any shortcuts? — Leo M., Providence, R.I.

A: Unfortunately, home repair doesn’t have as many shortcuts as one would like — patience and hard work tend to create the best-quality results. However, you can get control of the maintenance and repair tasks around your home by analyzing the overall situation and scheduling work ahead of time. It’s also important to consider hiring a contractor for some tasks, depending on your skill level, available time and the scope of the job.

January is a great time of year to do most of this planning. The cold weather means you’re in downtime where most repair work is concerned, so you’ll be able to sit back and start creating the all-important 12-month maintenance calendar.

Making a maintenance calendar allows you to put all your needs and wants for your home down on paper in an organized fashion. You can use a small notebook, a spare wall calendar that has room to write, or an actual maintenance calendar (available at home-improvement and book stores).

But before scheduling all your work at once, sit down and brainstorm for a while with a spare piece of paper. List everything that needs to be done around the house this year. Then, list everything you want to do around the house. Next, rank both lists in order of importance This will be your starting point for the calendar.

If possible, place the maintenance calendar next to your personal or work schedule for the year, so that you can schedule tasks around other commitments. When making the schedule, keep the seasons and potential weather in mind — you don’t want to schedule roof repairs in December, for example.

A maintenance calendar allows you to get a handle on the huge number of chores every homeowner faces throughout the year.

You still may not complete everything on your list, but I guarantee that by making and following an annual maintenance schedule, you’ll get much more accomplished this year than last.

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