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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, January 12, 2005 Volume XIII,
Number 146
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... RWB Rob
Lewis and RWB Jim Hardy will be making their
annual official visit to Carthage Lodge #197
Thursday, Jan. 13th. Pheasant fry at 6:30,
meeting at 7:30, Carthage members are asked to
bring a dish, or desert. Will be presenting
several award pins. All area Master Masons are
encouraged to attend. For more info. contact RWB
Rob Lewis at 417-623-7112.
Did Ya Know?...
Thursday, January 13 at 9:45 a.m. Tops # Mo1157,
Carthage (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) will hold
their 4th annual open house in Ulmers
Community Room, South Parking Lot, 1208 S.
Garrison. Guest speaker will be the TOPS 2003
Missouri State King, Alvin Hill from Springfield
MO. Everyone is welcome. For more info call
358-4635, 548-7476 or 782-5947.
Did Ya Know?... The
Ladies of the Assessors Office have put together
a Jasper County Cookbook, the first since 1979.
All proceeds go to Relay for Life for donation of
$10.00. Receive you cookbook today, call Sandy
358-4952 or Christie 358-7357.
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today's
laugh
"Are your
mother and father in?" asked the visitor of
the small boy who opened the door.
"They was in," said
the child, "but they is out now."
"Wheres your
grammar?"
"She gone upstairs for a
nap."
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
The
Fixtures Arrive.
The Carnegie Library
Will Soon Blaze with Myriad Electric Lights.
The combination electric light and gas
fixtures for the Carnegie library are here and are being
installed by the Robert Holt Electric company through
which agency the fixtures were bought from a St. Louis
firm.
The fixtures are very fine and cost
$465. The Hallophene glass shades alone amount to $80.
Within four or five days the lights will be turned on and
then it will not be very long before the beautiful
library is formally thrown open to the eager public.
Two Jury Trials.
In division No. 2 the damage case of
Patrick Dunn vs. Frank Nicholson tried before a jury
resulted in a verdict of $3,000 for the plaintiff. Grant
Wilks vs. Claud Shoemaker, another jury trial, resulted
in a verdict for plaintiff in the sum of $2,200.
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Today's
Feature
"Man
Behind the Illusion."
World famous
illusionist Andre Kole will perform at the
Carthage Senior High Auditorium January 22 in a 3
p.m. matinee and a 7 p.m. show. Tickets are
available for $5.00 at Carthage Technical Center,
Carthage Hardware, Hunter Tire in Carthage, and
Great Expectations in Joplin. The program is
being sponsored locally by First Assembly of God,
Carthage.
Considered to be
one of the great magical entertainers of our
time, Andre Kole has performed in 78
countries of the world for millions of people. In
addition, he has appeared on national television
in over 40 countries.
Koles
interest in magic began when as a boy of seven he
watched a performance by Moxo the Magician. The
two became friends, and Moxo began Koles
early education in the art of illusion. By the
age of 12 he had performed in more than a dozen
states plus Canada and Central America.
For more
information, call 417-358-8896. Andre Kole
often appears as a special traveling
representative for Campus Crusade for Christ
International, a Christian organization founded
in 1951.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Ive always thought
that havin several options was a good
thing. Like Yogi used ta say, when ya come to a
fork in the road, take it.
Most folks think of the
sayin "like a kid in a candy
store" as meanin they are full of
energy and havin a good time. Havin
grown up in a candy store, Ive got a little
different slant on the sayin.
Kids in a candy store have way
too many decisions. Typically they have a limited
budget and are lookin for the best bargain
and still get the choice of the counter.
When I was behind the counter
the budget was typically a penny, a nickel, and
on rare occasions as much as a quarter. A nickel
at the time would buy nearly any candy bar or a
handful of the two for a penny stuff. Way too
many options for a seven year old.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly
Column Here's
A Tip
By JoAnn
Derson
"Kitties have hairballs? Rub butter on the
tops of their front paws. They will lick it off,
and the butter will give their digestive tract
the lubrication it needs to pass the hairball
without trouble." M.C. in Oklahoma
To save money, try going
out for lunch instead of dinner. Or, have dinner
at home and go out for dessert. You still get the
experience of "going out," but
youll pay much less for your meal.
"On a diet? Try
focusing on the positive aspects of your eating
changes. Think about the foods you will still be
able to eat rather than the ones you must not
have. Vegetables are a good filler and should
make up half of your plate." A
Nutritionist in Delaware
"I keep a
three-ring binder of magazine articles that I
have cut out. I have a special section for
exercises. When I get bored with my routine, I
just pull out a new article. It makes exercising
fun!" E.D. in California
"Save old calendars
that have pretty pictures for the months. The
prints can be used for so many things. Small
calendar pages can be laminated and used as
coasters. Larger ones can be used as place mats.
It makes for an interesting table setting."
T.B. in Oklahoma
"When shoveling
snow, keep these tips in mind: Dont
overload your shovel. It might seem like you are
getting more done, but your arms will tire
quickly. Also, spray your shovel with cooking
spray. It cuts right into the snow bank, and the
snow will slide right off."
D.OB in Idaho
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