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published every weekday except major holidays
Tuesday, January 18, 2005 Volume XIII, Number
150
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Ladies of the Assessors Office have put together
a Jasper County Cookbook, the first since 1979.
All proceeds go to Relay for Life for donation of
$10.00. Receive you cookbook today, call Sandy
358-4952 or Christie 358-7357.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is
open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located
at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center.
Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP
Logbook available.
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today's
laugh
Grandpappy
Morgan, a hillbilly of the Ozarks, had wandered
off into the woods and failed to return for
supper, so young Tolliver was sent to look for
him. He found him standing in the bushes.
"Its
gettin dark," the tot ventured.
"Yep"
"Suppers ready, Grandpap."
"Yep."
"Aint ye comin home?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Cant."
"Why cant ye?"
"Standin in a bar trap."
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Granby
Preacher Deranged.
Pastor of a Nearby
Christian Church Found a Wanderer in Kansas City.
A Kansas City dispatch says that the
Rev. William Detchridge, pastor of the Christian church
in Granby Mo., is at a private sanitarium in Kansas City
suffering from mental troubles. Last Tuesday his
congregation sent him to Kansas City to find the Rev. Dr.
W.F. Richardson, pastor of the First Christian church,
and Dr. Richardson was to place him in a sanitarium. The
Rev. Mr. Detchridge became confused and was found on the
street last Tuesday by the police. He was taken to police
headquarters and Dr. La Rue, assistant police surgeon,
enlisted the aid of Masons, of which lodge the minister
is a member. He was sent to a sanitarium. A telegram was
received yesterday from his congregation asking for a
statement regarding his condition.
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Today's
Feature
Missouri
Senate Second Week.
The Missouri
Senate began its second week by witnessing the
inauguration of Governor Matt Blunt in the House
of Representatives. Other officers sworn in
included the state lieutenant governor,
treasurer, secretary of state and attorney
general.
"I believe
the installation of Matt Blunt as Missouris
54th governor will quickly translate into direct
and tangible benefits for the people of Missouri.
In southwest Missouri specifically, I know I have
a much stronger advocate in our new governor, who
is committed to working with me on securing
funding on projects important to our part of the
state like the regional crime lab in Joplin and
the alternative energy program at Crowder
College," said Senator Gary Nodler.
The crime lab in
Joplin had its funding cut due to a reduction in
funds for the Joplin Police Department by the
City of Joplin. The cut resulted in a loss of one
third of the money used to keep the lab open.
This lab was used by many regional law
enforcement agencies including the Carthage
Police Department
for work such as fingerprinting and DNA testing.
With the absence of a lab in Joplin regional
police departments have resorted to using a
laboratory in Springfield, which lengthens the
turnaround time for results.
By the end of this
years regular legislative session 1500
Senate and House bills are expected to move
through committees in both chambers, according to
Nodler. The bills that earn the committee
approval are then passed to the full Senate for
approval, and then to the House.
"As in years
past, I have a full slate of committee duties
this session as chairman of the education
committee, vice-chair of the appropriations
committee and a member of six other Senate and
joint panels," said Nodler.
The Missouri
Senate adjourned Monday for Martin Luther King,
Jr., Day and will reconvene today.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
There is little doubt that convenience has a
value. This is pretty evident in that any store
that has the word convenience in its name
typically means the prices are at least a little
higher than youd pay at a non-convenient
store.Course the
ideal situation is to have a store that is
convenient but doesnt know it.
I liked the convenience of the
ice cream store sellin milk outa their
drive-by window at a price that was competitive
with the traditional grocery. That service was
halted a few weeks ago but the price of the milk
stayed the same. Im guessin it was so
convenient that folks werent comin
inside the store.
Carthage does have onea the
last full service gas stations down by Memorial
Hall. Now when the temperature is ten degrees,
thats convenient.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly
Column
To Your Good Health
By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.The Cold Facts About
Colds
DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I would very
much like to track down the person who gave me
this cold so I can thank him or her. I need some
information to do this. How long does it take to
start feeling bad after someone passes you the
cold germ? How long does a cold last? What can
you take for one? How about vitamin C or
echinacea? C.R.
ANSWER: Trying to find the
person who gave you a cold is an impossible task.
There are too many people who harbor the virus,
and not all of them have the signs of a cold when
they pass it on.
Colds are mostly passed from
person to person by hand contact. Then the newly
infected person touches his or her eyes or nose,
and a new viral infection begins. Some cold
viruses can live on inanimate objects, like a
doorknob or a spoon, and they can be picked up
there. A third way of spread is an infected
persons cough or sneeze.
Once the virus penetrates the
body, symptoms begin in one to four days.
Symptoms peak on Day 5 of the illness. By another
five days most people are completely better.
Decongestants dry runny noses. Pseudoephedrine is
an ingredient found in many of them.
Over-the-counter antihistamines do the same.
Neither vitamin C nor echinacea
nor zinc has been conclusively proven to shorten
the duration of a cold.
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