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Wednesday, January 19, 2005 Volume XIII,
Number 151
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Ladies of the Assessors Office have put together
a Jasper County Cookbook, the first since 1979.
All proceeds go to Relay for Life for donation of
$10.00. Receive you cookbook today, call Sandy
358-4952 or Christie 358-7357.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is
open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located
at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center.
Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP
Logbook available.
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today's
laugh
"Say, Joe,
youre a broker; cant you give me a
tip?"
"I know something that
is now about twenty, and within six months I can
guarantee it to be over ninety."
"Sounds good! What is it?"
"The temperature."
Tourist: "Why were you so
nice to that man? Is he a prominent citizen in
town?"
Garage Man: "Yeah, hes one of our
early settlers."
"Early settler? But hes a young
man."
"True enough. I mean he pays his bills at
the first of every month."
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Fell
Off The Car.
John Brown Had His Face Skinned at Highland Avenue this
Morning.
John Brown attempted to get off a swift
moving street car at Highland avenue this morning and was
tumbled over on his face in the gravelly road. His face
was skinned and his body bruised but none of the injuries
are serious.
Brown says he told the conductor to
stop for him at Highland avenue but through a
misunderstanding the car was not stopped. Brown got off
anyhow. He was unconscious for a time but revived soon
enough to take the next car back to the office of Dr.
Baker whiere his hurts were dressed. Brown is a young man
residing on the east end of Highland avenue.
S.B. Griswold and Miss Blanch, Mr. and
Mrs. James Spence took dinner with Mr. and Mrs. O.D.
Royse at Joplin, Sunday.
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Today's
Feature
Followup on Dumpster Request.
The Public Safety Committee met
Monday evening in a regular session. Police Chief
Dennis Veach reported that he had done further
research about a recent request for placement of
a dumpster on the sidewalk of 5th street. This
item was brought before the committee at the
previous meeting by Sue Vandergriff of the
Private Events building on the square.
Vandergriff said that there was no room for a
dumpster elsewhere on the property, as the
building reaches from 4th street to the sidewalk,
leaving only 69 inches to the street. Chief Veach
said he checked all of the ordinances pertaining
to blockage of the sidewalk and could not find a
legal way to permit an irregular dumpster
placement. Vandergriff was not in attendance of
the meeting.
Veach also reported that the
evidence annex storage unit had been built in the
basement of the Police Department. On December
28th City Council approved a bid from
Michaels Barns for $1,000 for the erection
of the 8 by 16 storage structure for
the purpose of housing evidence. The storage unit
will not be used to house drugs or money.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
As my dad is fond of
sayin, "a quarter isnt much,
unless ya dont have one."One idea that has been at least
expressed is the possibility of a fire substation
bein a part of the new hospital. The plans
for the new hospital are bein put together
and its probly a good thing to
explore any possible long term savins that
could be put in place.
The idea of a substation has
consumed a lot of type in this publication over
the last thirteen years or so. Several locations
have been identified and rough plans even drawn
out to take fire protection closer to the south
side of town. The City currently has property
designated for a substation near HH and Highway
71. The problem is payin for the thing. The
cost of any proposal will no doubt tip the scale.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly
Column
Here's A TipBy JoAnn Derson
"To
soften food that is stuck on a pan, try soaking
it overnight with fabric softener. Just fill the
pan with enough water to cover the burned-on
food, then lay a dryer sheet of fabric softener
in the pan (poke it down so it will stay under
the water). The next morning, you should be able
to wipe the food right off. You can even use the
fabric-softener sheet as a scrubber."
A.S. in Maryland
"To make your
carpets look clean in a hurry, like when you are
having company over, just sweep them with your
broom." C.C. in Pennsylvania
"Ways to avoid spam
that nuisance e-mail that comes in droves
to fill your in box: Use a name that has both
words and numbers. Keep a separate
"free" e-mail address for site logon
information and for shopping. Be sure to report
spam to your e-mail provider. Boost your
spam-filter setting and add everyone you know to
your address book or safe list."
P.K., via e-mail
"To keep thread
straight when threading needles, I run the end
across a cheap glue stick. It works very well,
and the glue washes right out of the thread. Or,
if you are afraid it will be sticky, you can just
clip the end off before you start sewing."
T.E. in Kentucky
"To make butter
easier to spread on bread or toast, we keep a
stick in a plastic sandwich baggie. We hold the
baggie in our hands just long enough to soften
the outside of the stick. Then, we can put a
knife down in the bag to get a little of the
softened butter to spread. Its no-mess, and
the heat from your hands softens the butter but
doesnt overmelt it, like when you put it in
the microwave. You can just reseal the baggie and
put it back in the fridge." N.U. in
Florida
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