The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, January 20, 2005 Volume XIII,
Number 152
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... January
22nd from 8:30 to 2:30 an annual rummage sale
will be held at the Good Shepherd Lutheran Church
at the corner of Hwy. 171 and Hwy. 96
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
Did Ya Know?... The
Ladies of the Assessors Office have put together
a Jasper County Cookbook, the first since 1979.
All proceeds go to Relay for Life for donation of
$10.00. Receive you cookbook today, call Sandy
358-4952 or Christie 358-7357.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is
open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located
at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center.
Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP
Logbook available.
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today's
laugh
"What we
want is a candidate who isnt too radical
nor yet too conservative; in short, a
middle-of-the-road man."
"Then Smathers is the
man to nominate. Hes been a bus driver for
years."
Magistrate: "This
mans watch was fastened in his pocket by a
safety pin. How did you manage to get it?"
Prisoner: "Well, Judge, I usually get $10
fer six lessons."
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Their
Titles Changed.
Frisco Claim Agents
Will Hereafter be Known as Claim Attorneys.
A circular was received
today by local Frisco officials stating that the titles
of claim agents should be changed to attorneys, and also
that after this office of the general claim agent would
be abolished and that W.B. Spalding would be appointed
claims attorney of the company with officers at St.
Louis.
This order will give Mr.
Spalding jurisdiction over the entire Frisco system which
is divided into five districts with a claims agent office
in each. These offices are located at Springfield,
Monett, Paris, Memphis and Kansas City; Springfield
having the largest of the five.
M.J. McClurg, dentist
having taken his vacation can now be found at his office.
Teeth extracted by painless methods. Gas given.
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Today's
Feature
State Scenic Byway Proposal.
The Public Works Committee met
Tuesday afternoon to discuss the designation of
Route 66 as a State Scenic Byway. The change
would be of no cost to the City. According to
City Administrator Tom Short the benefit of the
road being designated a scenic byway would be- a
potential increase in traffic and tourism in
Carthage.
Council member Bill Welch was
in attendance of the meeting and spoke on the
matter saying that he would expect positive
changes from the designation of the route.
"Were lucky enough
to have it, why not take advantage of it?"
said Welch.
The item was proposed by the
Missouri Route 66 Association in coordination
with the Missouri Department of Transportation
and offices on a federal level. According to
Short the Association asks only that the City
make a statement saying they support the
designation.
Short said the projected goal
for the project is for the entire state of
Missouri to agree to this new designation.
Lebanon and Jasper County are the only two along
the route that have not approved the changes as
at this time.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
They say the early bird gets the worm. What a
thing ta be teachin our kids. I never
particularly cared who got the worm myself. Not
that worms bother me, they are tame critters,
long as theyre not on a fishin hook. I dont know why, but seein
those worm vendin machines outside
convenience stores always strikes me as funny. We
always went diggin for worms when we needed
bait for fishin. I thought that was part of
the price ya paid for gettin ta sit around
for a few hours in the shade.
The idea I always had for a
vending machine was ta put nuts in one that
werent over a year old. I bet if they tried
that they would really make some money.
Makes ya wonder xactly
how long those worms have been in there,
doesnt it. At least if they leave em
long enough, ya get extra worms.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly
Column
Click & Clack Talk Cars
By Tom
and Ray MagliozziDear Tom and Ray:
My wife said she heard you say
that snow tires are useless on rear-wheel-drive
cars. Your Web site seems to say the opposite,
but it isnt specific enough about
rear-wheel-drive cars to satisfy her. I need an
answer fast, since weve just moved to
Cleveland and have a very heavy rear-wheel-drive
car (BMW 7 series). Should I get snow tires, or
rely on the show-driving skills I honed as a
Boston driver some 20 plus years ago? - Chris
TOM: Nah, it must have been one
of her boyfriends who told her that, Chris. We
never said that.
RAY: Snow tires are useful on
all cars. Some cars inherently better than others
in the snow - heavier cars, all-wheel-drive
cars,, front-wheel-drive cars - but every single
car can benefit from snow tires. And we recommend
that you get four of them.
TOM: In your case, you have a
rear-wheel-drive car, so the two snow tires you
put on the rear wheels will help you go.
Theyll give you starting traction and
accelerating traction, so youll be less
likely to stop moving and spin your front wheels.
But snow tires on your front wheels will help you
do other important things, like... stop. And
turn. There are often underrated functions, but
were very much in favor of them.
RAY: The same is true for
front-wheel-drive cars. Two snow tires on the
front wheels will help you go and stop, but
wont help keep the rear end from sliding
out on turns.
TOM: In addition, having four
similar tires on your car makes the cars
handling more predictable in non-snowy
conditions. So your best bet - if you really have
to drive in the snow - is four good snow tires.
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