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                    The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidaysWednesday, July 20, 2005 Volume XIV, Number
                    22
 did
                ya know? Did Ya Know?... Summer
                reading programs "Dragon Tales",
                "Dragons, Dreams and Daring Deeds" and
                "Joust Read" ended on July 18.
                Participants need to turn in their logs by
                Wednesday, July 20.  Did Ya Know?... Magician
                David Tower of Castlewood Shows and Entertainment
                will perform "Magical Adventures in
                Reading" for Awards Day, Friday, July 22 at
                10:00 a.m. at the First Christian Church
                Lighthouse, 801 S. Main St. Everyone is invited.
                Call Deb at 237-7040 to sign up. Did Ya Know?... The
                Salvation Army will accept applications for back
                to school supplies through Friday, July 29 from
                10 a.m. to 11:45 a.m. and from 1 p.m. to 2:30
                p.m. The first 100 children 1st through 9th grade
                that are registered will receive a backpack and
                start up school supplies. In order to register
                the head of household must bring their own photo
                ID and social security card and social security
                cards for each child in the family.  |  
                | today's
                laugh Listen to a random
                group of Americans attempting to sing "Happy
                Birthday" and you will note that at any
                given moment they somehow manage to emit more
                different notes, total, than there are group
                members, creating a somber, droning sound such as
                might be created by severely asthmatic bagpipers,
                so that the birthday person, rather than feeling
                happy, winds up weeping into the cake. - Dave
                Barry | 1905INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Met With Two Accidents.
         Miss Alpha Junkin who in
        company with her mother, is spending the summer in the
        Rocky mountains near Ironton, Colo., met with two
        accidents recently either one of which might have been
        serious but which fortunately resulted in only slight
        injuries to her. In coming down a steep
        mountain side the burro which she was riding stumbled and
        fell hurling her head long over its head. She was only
        slightly scratched and bruised and remounted the burro
        for the remainder of the trip.  A few days later, in
        company with her cousin, she was driving up a mountain
        side in a single buggy, when the horse began backing and
        could not be started forward. They were in imminent
        danger of going over a steep embankment beside the
        roadway and Miss Alpha jumped. She fell under the wheels
        and the vehicle passed her. Although she was considerably
        bruised she was not seriously hurt.  
            
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                Feature
 Car Show
                Returns to Square.  News release Greater Ozarks
                British Motoring Club is hosting the 6th Annual
                GOBMC Car and Cycle Blow-Out on the Carthage
                Square Saturday July 23. Over one hundred cars
                and cycles are expected to be on display Saturday
                starting at 9 a.m. through 3 p.m. The weekend events
                begin Friday evening at the Econo-Lodge on west
                Central. Registration and hospitality cook out
                for registered guests to the show will take place
                on the east parking lot. Following the show on
                the Square Saturday afternoon there will be a
                driving event at the Memorial Hall west parking
                lot followed by the Banquet and awards
                presentations. Sunday morning the
                Kendrick Place will host a brunch for show
                participants. More information is available at
                www.gobmc.org or by contacting 358-9166.   Received a
                Citation.  Renewable
                Environmental Resources last week received a
                citation from the Department of Natural Resources
                for excessive emissions due to complications with
                a waste water distillation unit. 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin'
 
 Ive only got into
                poison ivy once that I know about. As a kid out
                huntin, I apparently laid down in a ripe
                growth. It covered my stomach area. As
                everone knows, the real problem is that the
                more it itches, the more ya scratch. The more ya
                scratch, the more it itches and spreads. The real battle is ta get it to
                stop itchin long enough ta let it heal. In
                other words, the less ya do the better off ya
                are.  This is of course the opposite
                of the procedure for the small cuts or abrasions
                that kids come up with. In that instance there
                needs ta be an effort to clean and cover, watch
                for infection and spreadin. When a cut
                started itchin a little, it was usually a
                good sign. Sometimes its not so clear
                whether an itch needs scratchin or
                ignorin. Sometimes it comes down to will
                power or knowledge, but usually just dumb luck.  This is some fact, but mostly,  Just Jake Talkin.  |  
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                Column Here's A Tip
 By JoAnn Derson
  It seems
                like such a little thing, but buy a spray nozzle
                for your garden hose. You wont waste as
                much water, especially during tasks like washing
                your car and watering different areas of the
                garden.  C.C. in California 
                Exercise experts say the best calorie burners in
                the gym, in order, are: the treadmill, stair
                climber, elliptical machine and stationary bike.
                That is if you work out at the same intensity for
                the same amount of time.  When
                you have an event to look forward to, like a
                family reunion, it can be scary for little
                children to see relatives they dont see
                often  even if those relatives love the
                kids to pieces. We got together a little photo
                book of people we would see, and we went over the
                pictures each night for several weeks before our
                family reunion. The faces were more familiar to
                the toddlers, and the older kids felt so grown-up
                because they knew many of the relatives
                names.  J.L. in Florida  I
                spilled a cup of red wine on one of my throw
                pillows. When I tried to get the stain out, it
                just spread and made it worse. I love the pillow
                since it is just the right size and really soft,
                so I covered it with new fabric. I ended up doing
                all the assorted pillows in the same fabric, and
                it made a big change in the room. I wish I had
                done it sooner.  I.F. in Pennsylvania ¥ For moister and softer
                cookies, use honey as a substitute for a third of
                the sugar in your cookie recipe. ¥ To get more gas for less,
                buy gas during the cooler hours of the day or at
                night. Gas is sold by volume, but it is more
                dense when it is cool. Therefore, you get more
                gas when you buy it cold.  R.D. in Alabama |  Copyright 1997-2005 by Heritage
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