The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, June 6, 2005 Volume XIII, Number 249
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... Carthage
First Church of the Nazarene has announced plans
for a vacation bible school June 6-10 to be held
from 6:00 to 8:15 each evening. The VBS is open
to all children in the community from
pre-kindergarten through sixth grade. For more
info or to arrange for a ride, contact the church
office at 358-4265.
Did Ya Know?... The
Salvation Army of Carthage will start a Microsoft
Works Beginners Computer Class, on Monday,
June 6. Classes are free and will meet twice
weekly on Mondays and Thursdays for a period of 4
weeks. 125 E. Faiview. The hours of the classes
will be 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. or 1 p.m. to 4 p.m.
Call 358-2262 to sign up.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
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today's
laugh
They were looking down into the
depths of the Grand Canyon.
"Do you know," asked the guide,
"that it took millions and millions of years
for this great abyss to be carved out?"
"Well, well!" said the traveler.
"I never knew this was a government
job."
An Old Farmers Advice:
Do not corner something that you know is meaner
than you.
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
To Fix Court House
Chimney.
It Seems to Have Been
Struck by Lightning, Sunday Night.
Ellis Jackson has the
contract for repairing the stone chimney at the southeast
corner of the court house where the large stone near the
top was dislodged during the storm sunday night. The
scaffolding for the undertaking was erected today.
The chimney is cracked for
a foot or two down from the top and seems to have been
struck by lightning. The top two or three feet have to be
torn down and rebuilt.
Lost Wallet and $5
Bill.
City Attorney Harris lost
a wallet yesterday morning containing a $5 bill, some of
his address cards and a receipt for Woodman insurance.
Nothing has been heard from it since. As the book
contained the owners name, thus making the owner
ship of the property certain and easy, it seems that the
finder is inclined to keep it.
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Today's
Feature
Foundation Aids
Crisis Center.
News release
On May 23, 2005 the Carthage
Crisis Center Director Brian Bisbee received a
check for $2,850 from Steve Beimbiek representing
the Carthage Community Foundation. Brian Bisbee,
the Director of the Carthage Crisis Center
expressed his appreciation by saying, "We
are very pleased to have received this grant from
the Foundation. The community Foundation knows
that the number of meals we are serving on the
average has quadrupled since 2002 while we have
continued to operate in a small facility with
worn-out and inadequate kitchen equipment and
supplies. While we are hoping to get into larger
facilities the Community Foundation has stepped
forward to help us provide meals for residents in
a more efficient fashion by providing the funds
to secure new kitchen equipment, utensils, and
supplies. We appreciate the support of the
Carthage community Foundation and its partnership
with Carthage non-profit organizations like the
Carthage Crisis Center."
The Carthage Crisis Center is a
faith-based homeless Center located at 5th and
Lyon Streets in Carthage, MO.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Had a friend who played pretty regular in a
country band for several years. He always got a
kick outa someone comin up to the bandstand
and requestin a song but not knowin
the name of it.
You know, it goes la - la- la - la I love
you, they would say.
Course my friend knew a couple hunderd
songs or so, and most of em had a similar
line in it somewhere, along with probly a
thousand or so other songs.
I suppose its somethin like the
Eskimos havin several dozen words for snow
but only one word for airplane. Airplane tells
em all they needed to know about the
machine. Snow was somethin they lived with
and understood. There are times when ya need to
be more specific, specially if ya wanna two step.
This is some fact, but mostly,
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Weekly
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Here's A Tip
By JoAnn DersonHome-Improvement Books
Each month, a slew of new
home-improvement books hit the shelves. While
theyre all informative in some way, not all
catch readers attention. Here are three
recent releases that are worth a look.
If youre sending a child
off to college this fall, or know someone who is
housecleaning-challenged, or just want a handy
reference on caring for virtually everything in
your home, pick up Good Housekeepings
"The Complete Household Handbook"
(Hearst Books, $24.95). Brief, bright references
on everything from basic home repair to efficient
dishwasher loading are easy to look up and
clearly explained. There are laundry tips,
decorating basics, dishwashing advice,
instructions on how to repair a leaky roof, how
to organize and store clutter even how to
make a bed. This is the kind of cornerstone
reference everyone should have on the bookshelf.
Homeowners who are tired of
looking at the same drab kitchen, but have little
time or money for renovations, will like Taunton
Homes "Kitchen Makeovers" (The
Taunton Press, $20.50). Quick and cost-effective
kitchen solutions, most of which can be completed
in a weekend, are presented in full color. The
lightweight, softcover edition is easy to tote
around and prop open while painting cabinets or
retiling countertops. It covers the basics, such
as what tools to purchase, and offers simple but
effective design solutions to common problems
like storage. Taunton Home also has two companion
books in the series, "Bathroom
Makeovers" and "Garage Solutions,"
which retail for the same price.
For those who are thinking of
buying or building a new home, "The Modular
Home" by Andrew Gianino (Storey Publishing,
$24.95 softcover, $34.95 hardcover) is well worth
a look. Modular homes houses that are
partially preassembled at a factory and
transported to the building site for installation
have come a long way in the past 25 years.
Chances are, you live near or have passed by a
modular home and not known it. If youre
unfamiliar with this building option, or you
still think of modular homes as small, cramped
buildings that come in two colors, look again.
Better yet, pick up this book, which has
full-color examples of home styles, floor plans,
information on choosing and working with general
contractors and so on.
HOME TIP: When mowing a lawn on
a slope, always mow across the slope rather than
up and down. It ensures an even cut, gives you
better control of the mower, and is far safer.
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