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Monday, June 6, 2005 Volume XIII, Number 249

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Carthage First Church of the Nazarene has announced plans for a vacation bible school June 6-10 to be held from 6:00 to 8:15 each evening. The VBS is open to all children in the community from pre-kindergarten through sixth grade. For more info or to arrange for a ride, contact the church office at 358-4265.

Did Ya Know?... The Salvation Army of Carthage will start a Microsoft Works Beginners’ Computer Class, on Monday, June 6. Classes are free and will meet twice weekly on Mondays and Thursdays for a period of 4 weeks. 125 E. Faiview. The hours of the classes will be 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. or 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. Call 358-2262 to sign up.

Did Ya Know?. . .You can now adopt some of the Carthage Humane Society’s cutest kittens at the Carthage Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during regular office hours. For more info call 358-4914.

today's laugh

They were looking down into the depths of the Grand Canyon.
"Do you know," asked the guide, "that it took millions and millions of years for this great abyss to be carved out?"
"Well, well!" said the traveler. "I never knew this was a government job."

An Old Farmer’s Advice:
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

To Fix Court House Chimney.

It Seems to Have Been Struck by Lightning, Sunday Night.

Ellis Jackson has the contract for repairing the stone chimney at the southeast corner of the court house where the large stone near the top was dislodged during the storm sunday night. The scaffolding for the undertaking was erected today.

The chimney is cracked for a foot or two down from the top and seems to have been struck by lightning. The top two or three feet have to be torn down and rebuilt.

Lost Wallet and $5 Bill.

City Attorney Harris lost a wallet yesterday morning containing a $5 bill, some of his address cards and a receipt for Woodman insurance. Nothing has been heard from it since. As the book contained the owner’s name, thus making the owner ship of the property certain and easy, it seems that the finder is inclined to keep it.

 

Today's Feature

Foundation Aids Crisis Center.

News release

On May 23, 2005 the Carthage Crisis Center Director Brian Bisbee received a check for $2,850 from Steve Beimbiek representing the Carthage Community Foundation. Brian Bisbee, the Director of the Carthage Crisis Center expressed his appreciation by saying, "We are very pleased to have received this grant from the Foundation. The community Foundation knows that the number of meals we are serving on the average has quadrupled since 2002 while we have continued to operate in a small facility with worn-out and inadequate kitchen equipment and supplies. While we are hoping to get into larger facilities the Community Foundation has stepped forward to help us provide meals for residents in a more efficient fashion by providing the funds to secure new kitchen equipment, utensils, and supplies. We appreciate the support of the Carthage community Foundation and its partnership with Carthage non-profit organizations like the Carthage Crisis Center."

The Carthage Crisis Center is a faith-based homeless Center located at 5th and Lyon Streets in Carthage, MO.


Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
Had a friend who played pretty regular in a country band for several years. He always got a kick outa someone comin’ up to the bandstand and requestin’ a song but not knowin’ the name of it.
“You know, it goes la - la- la - la I love you,” they would say.
‘Course my friend knew a couple hunderd songs or so, and most of ‘em had a similar line in it somewhere, along with prob’ly a thousand or so other songs.
I suppose it’s somethin’ like the Eskimos havin’ several dozen words for snow but only one word for airplane. Airplane tells ‘em all they needed to know about the machine. Snow was somethin’ they lived with and understood. There are times when ya need to be more specific, specially if ya wanna two step.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin’.
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By JoAnn Derson

Home-Improvement Books

Each month, a slew of new home-improvement books hit the shelves. While they’re all informative in some way, not all catch readers’ attention. Here are three recent releases that are worth a look.

If you’re sending a child off to college this fall, or know someone who is housecleaning-challenged, or just want a handy reference on caring for virtually everything in your home, pick up Good Housekeeping’s "The Complete Household Handbook" (Hearst Books, $24.95). Brief, bright references on everything from basic home repair to efficient dishwasher loading are easy to look up and clearly explained. There are laundry tips, decorating basics, dishwashing advice, instructions on how to repair a leaky roof, how to organize and store clutter — even how to make a bed. This is the kind of cornerstone reference everyone should have on the bookshelf.

Homeowners who are tired of looking at the same drab kitchen, but have little time or money for renovations, will like Taunton Home’s "Kitchen Makeovers" (The Taunton Press, $20.50). Quick and cost-effective kitchen solutions, most of which can be completed in a weekend, are presented in full color. The lightweight, softcover edition is easy to tote around and prop open while painting cabinets or retiling countertops. It covers the basics, such as what tools to purchase, and offers simple but effective design solutions to common problems like storage. Taunton Home also has two companion books in the series, "Bathroom Makeovers" and "Garage Solutions," which retail for the same price.

For those who are thinking of buying or building a new home, "The Modular Home" by Andrew Gianino (Storey Publishing, $24.95 softcover, $34.95 hardcover) is well worth a look. Modular homes — houses that are partially preassembled at a factory and transported to the building site for installation — have come a long way in the past 25 years. Chances are, you live near or have passed by a modular home and not known it. If you’re unfamiliar with this building option, or you still think of modular homes as small, cramped buildings that come in two colors, look again. Better yet, pick up this book, which has full-color examples of home styles, floor plans, information on choosing and working with general contractors and so on.

HOME TIP: When mowing a lawn on a slope, always mow across the slope rather than up and down. It ensures an even cut, gives you better control of the mower, and is far safer.

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