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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 106

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Once again the Salvation Army will be providing a dinner on Thanksgiving Day, November 24, 2005 from 11:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. Approximately 200 individuals are expected. Volunteers are needed to set up, serve, clean and cook. To volunteer, contact Bess Wilkes at 417-358-2262. No reservations are needed to dine. Just come to the Salvation Army, 125 E. Fairview.

Did Ya Know?... The Salvation Army, 125 E. Fairview, Carthage, announces that they will begin taking Christmas Basket applications on Nov. 14 from 1 p.m. until 4 p.m. ending the application process on Dec. 9, 2005. Applications will be taken daily Mon. through Fri. For more info call Captain Everling or Bess Wilkes at 417-358-2262.

Did Ya Know?... the MBH Golden Reflections Afternoon Tea Thanksgiving program will be held Nov. 16 at 2 p.m. in the hospital cafeteria. 359-2452 for more info.

today's laugh

A friend said, "I quit smoking cold turkey" What do you smoke now? Ham? - Yakov Smirnoff

Diner: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir. There certainly is a fly in your soup.
Diner: What’s the meaning of this?
Waiter: I don’t know sir, I’m just a waiter. Not a philosopher.

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Death of John Heston.

John Heston, a single man aged 42 years died yesterday at the home of his brother ten miles northeast of the City after a long illness with consumption. He was a member of the local Pyramid lodge and at one time lived in Carthage. The funeral was held this afternoon and burial was made in the Faskins graveyard.

"People thought sheep were very high last year," said E.L. Vance of Lee’s Summit in telegram, "but I made more money last winter and this spring on sheep than I ever made on any stock in my life. Now the talk is that sheep are still higher than they were last fall and that the fellow who buys now will take long chances of getting out. It is almost a certainty that wool next spring will be fully as high as it was last spring and that is an important thing. Then if the price of sheep does decline a little the feeder will still have enough to pay him sell on his investment."

 

Today's Feature
Public Forum for New High School.

News release

The Carthage R-IX Board of Education will host a public forum on Thursday, November 17 at 6:30 p.m. in the Steadley Elementary School multipurpose room. The purpose of this meeting will be to discuss facility needs of the district. A proposal to construct a new high school on the property east of Steadley Elementary School will be presented. Funds to construct this facility can be generated without increasing the overall local tax rate by extending the district’s debt until 2026. Mr. Ron Shelby, Hight-Jackson Associates, will review preliminary plans. Board members will facilitate small discussion groups to provide additional information, answer questions and gather comments from patrons. All members of the community are invited to attend.


Amended Budget for TIF Termination.

The City Council Budget/Ways and Means Committee met Monday evening in a regular session. City Administrator Tom Short spoke to the committee concerning an amendment to the capital and operating budget for the termination of the Precious Moments Tax Increment Financing (TIF) fund.

Short told the committee that the TIF needs to be terminated by December 31 of this year. In order to have time for the item pass through two Council readings it was necessary for the committee to approve the amendment prior to having the final numbers. The item will return to the committee before its second reading in Council for finalization of the numbers. The committee approved a tentative supplemental appropriation of $522,000 which will be added to $122,000 which had been appropriated at an earlier date. According to Short this number should be close, but until the TIF attorney fees and City and County tax numbers are received the number will not be final.

The item will be brought in its first reading to Council in the next regular meeting, Tuesday, November 22.

Stench Report:
Monday,
11/15/05

No Stench Reported

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
There are variations in the rules for almost any game. As kids part of the ritual at the beginnin’ of any contest was to establish the rules. If after a while the majority wanted to modify the original agreement, the game would change. A very basic lesson in democracy. ‘Course if one of the players didn’t want to pay by the new rules, he could always go home.

Most of the time the less rules, the more fun. Like friendly clod fights. Throw a clod, take your chances. The only real rules was no physical contact with opponents and no rocks. Clod contact was, of course, permitted at any reasonable distance.

The amazin’ thing is that rules were pretty well adhered to after they were set.

This participation in the formation of rules may be a major missing component of the video game frenzy.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Here's A Tip
by JoAnn Derson

• To discourage dust on Venetian blinds, rub them down individually with a sheet of fabric softener.

• "Before hanging a bunch of artwork in a grouping on the wall, cut out a paper template of each piece and mark where the mounting hardware is. Then tape them to the wall in the best positions. When you are pleased with the arrangement, use the markings to make hole starters with your nails. Remove the paper and install the nails. It’s easy, and it’s the art-hanging equivalent of ‘measure twice, cut once.’" — Y.S. in Missouri

• "If you have a headache, try drinking a couple of glasses of a sports drink. This seems to work for me and my friends. Maybe we just need to be drinking more water, but the sports drinks usually get us back on track." — E.L. in Colorado

• "I keep coffee filters between my frying pans so I can stack them without their scratching one another. Potholders also work." — V.I. in Wisconsin

• If you have a linoleum floor and get a lot of scuff marks, try this trick from the pros: Take a regular tennis ball and cut a small "X" into one side. Push the top of your broom through the "X." Now when you are sweeping, you can turn your broom over and just lightly rub the scuff mark away with the tennis ball. It’s simple.

• "Keep a pumice stone in the shower or bath. Once a week, plug up the bath while you’re showering and add a little Epsom salts to the tub. When you’ve finished showering, your feet will have had a nice soak and will be ready for scrubbing. After you dry off, make sure to moisturize well, and your feet will stay looking great and will be ready for sandal season again." — C.T. in Maryland

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