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Monday, November 28, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 113

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... A ceremonial gathering will be held at 1 p.m. Friday Dec. 2, 2005 at the Carthage Civil War Museum for the purpose of presenting a memorial gift to the museum from the Friends of the Museum and Battle of Carthage State Park.

Did Ya Know?... The Salvation Army, 125 E. Fairview, Carthage, announces that they will begin taking Christmas Basket applications on Nov. 14 from 1 p.m. until 4 p.m. ending the application process on Dec. 9, 2005. Applications will be taken daily Mon. through Fri. For more info call Captain Everling or Bess Wilkes at 417-358-2262.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Public Library Winter Reading Club has begun! Sign up for "Wild Readings!" (P through 6th grades) or "Get Carded @ Your Library" for the young adults. Programs end March 13, 2006. For details, call 237-7040 or come by the YPL desk downstairs.

today's laugh

The New York City Marathon was yesterday, and I’m wiped out. Do you know how exhausting it is to watch someone run twenty-six miles? My eyes are killing me. - Caroline Rhea

Man: Are you sure this is apple pie?
Waiter: What’s it taste like?
Man: It tastes like glue.
Waiter: It must be our apple pie. Our other pies taste like turpentine.

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Thanksgiving Night Episode.

How Mrs. George Webster Ran onto the "Burglars" at W.R. Logan’s Home.

An amusing episode occurred at the W.R. Logan residence, on East Fourth street Thanksgiving night. Mrs. Logan was quite sick and had retired. In the front room the children were playing. Suddenly they heard a noise on the front porch.

There was a pause in the playing , wide-eyed they listened. Again a footfall and a rattling of a window followed. "Burglars," whispered little Bill, and the children scampered off to their mother’s room.

They were too scared to use the telephone and were afraid to even peek outside. Every moment they expected to see a masked man with a bull’s eye lantern come stepping into the room.

Not knowing what else to do the children finally threw open a window on the east side of the house and called to Mrs. George Webster, who lives next door. Mrs. Webster heard their calls, but did not distinguish their words. Supposing Mrs. Logan had taken suddenly worse, she hurried over to the Logan home, and as she ran up the front steps of the Logan house almost collided with a strange man who was just then staggering off the porch. Mrs. Webster rand and was admitted to the house, and then it was realized she had encountered a "burglar."

However, it turns out that the man was not a very dangerous specimen of a burglar. He is well known, and was so drunk that he probably didn’t know where he was or what he was doing.

 

Today's Feature

Relay for Life Chair Named.

News release.

Crystal Jones, a kidney and ovarian cancer survivor of five years and Nora Tebbets, an ovarian cancer survivor, also of five years, have been named to co-chair the 2006 American Cancer Society’s Relay For Life of Carthage.

Both women have held various committee positions on the Relay planning committee for the Carthage event over the past several years.

"Being a cancer survivor myself helps me stay passionate about working to raise the much needed money for cancer research. In addition to my own battle with cancer, I watched leukemia take away my father’s life. I don’t want my daughter or my grandson to have to battle this disease. I hope a cure for all types of cancer can be found in my lifetime," said Ms. Tebbets.

"I have always said ‘Cancer was the best thing that ever happened to me.’ Not a week goes by that we don’t hear that someone has the big "C" word. Because of this fact, we each need to be more pro-active to help eliminate cancer for future generations. Within the last five years, great strides have been made with your donations. Please help us again this year, and find out why it’s the best thing that ever happened to me," said Crystal Jones.

The Relay for life of Carthage will be held June 2-3, 2006 at Carthage’s Central Park. For more information on the Relay or information about forming a team, contact Crystal Jones at 358-8131, extension 4804, Nora Tebbets at 358-8131, extension 2402, Roger Kirby at 358-3654, or Catherine Singleton, Community Specialist Income Development with the American Cancer Society at 417-627-7506.

Relay For Life is a fun-filled, overnight event that mobilizes communities throughout the country to celebrate survivors, remember loved ones, and raise money for the fight against cancer.

Stench Report:
Friday,
11/25/05

No Reports of Odor

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
I see where Japan is sayin’ they landed a space probe on an astroid twenty-three hunderd feet long by a thousand feet wide. Some rock. NASA tried a couple years ago but failed to bring back any samples. They say they figure the rocks haven’t changed much and will give hold some clues to what things used ta be like out in space.

‘Course I’m wonderin’ why they don’t just go out in a cornfield somewhere and pick up a piece of an astroid. I know most of ‘em burn up on the way down, but surely there are a couple out there.

I’m guessin’ the idea of bein’ the first to chip off a piece of astroid in space is a big part of what’s goin’ on. Just the fact that it can be done is pretty amazin’. I’m still lookin’ for that rock I put through the garage window with the lawn mower last spring.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Wood-Pellet Stove Won’t Stay Lit

Q: I installed a wood-pellet stove last fall. It has worked brilliantly and saved me a lot of money, but this fall when I tested it, the pellets would not stay lit. What is wrong? — Will T., Lawrence, Mass.

A: Pellet-burning stoves are an increasingly popular way to heat homes, providing an affordable alternative to today’s sky-high oil and natural gas prices. These appliances use compressed wood pellets that burn very efficiently. The heat generated by burning the pellets is distributed through the house via a forced-air system; automated circuitry controls the number of pellets fed into the burn chamber and regulates the temperature.

The homeowner’s job with a pellet stove is to refill the hopper (frequency depends on the stove’s size and the amount of heat needed) and to clean out the ashes regularly. Off-season cleaning and maintenance of the stove components is also necessary to keep everything working at peak efficiency.

My first thought about your pellet-burning problem is that not enough oxygen is reaching the pellets. An electric vent system controls air flow into the burn chamber and out through the vent pipe. If the system isn’t working right, not enough air is getting to the pellets. The issue could simply be a buildup of ash or creosote deposits in the burn chamber. In any case, I would recommend contacting the dealer that installed your stove for specific instructions on cleaning your stove model, or to schedule a repair.

Alternative heating appliances, like pellet-burning stoves, traditional wood-burning fireplaces and even coal-burning stoves are getting plenty of attention. Homeowners should look into them as good supplemental heat sources, and do a price comparison. The purchase price and the cost of professional installation (recommended if not required by your local government) should be factored into the cost of the appliance.

CORRECTION: Thanks to Pete W., who wrote about a recent column on maintaining furnaces that suggested using 10W30 oil to lubricate the motor: "(Automotive) motor oil has detergents that can score the bearings of the motor. The proper oil for electric motors of the sizes found in furnaces is SAE30 non-detergent."

HOME TIP: For safety’s sake, wood-burning stoves and fireplaces should always be professionally installed or repaired, and maintained regularly. And, just as in any home, a carbon monoxide detector should be installed.

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