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Monday, October 24, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 89

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center. Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP Logbook available.

Did Ya Know?. . .You can now adopt some of the Carthage Humane Society’s cutest kittens at the Carthage Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during regular office hours. For more info call 358-4914.

Did Ya Know?... The Family Neighborhood Center Office, 706 Orchard, will be closed on Mondays. GED classes will be held as usual. The Center will be open Tue. and Thurs. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Evenings 6 p.m. to 9 p.m., Wed. 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. and Fri. 8 a.m. to 12 noon.

today's laugh

A cow was standing in the middle of a field, going "Baa, baa, baa."
The cow’s mother approached. "What are you doing, my daughter?" she asked. "Cows don’t go ‘Baa, baa, baa.’"
"I know, Mother, but I’m studying a second language.

My husband is not good at shaving. He goes into the bathroom a man with slight stubble. He comes out of the bathroom the victim of a shark attack. - Rita Rudner

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Hurt In Montana Mine.

Mr. McIndoe, a Former Jasper County Man Narrowly Escaped Death.

Word has reached Carthage that Mr. McIndoe, a former well known truck gardener and fruit raiser near this city, was seriously and nearly fatally injured in a mine accident at Blue Mound, Montana, early in this month.

Mr. McIndoe had been connected with the mine for two years as foreman of a night crew. A blast the crew had put off loosened a section of the room of the mine and it fell so suddenly that the men had no time to escape. Several were killed and Mr. McIndoe was so badly injured that he was thought to be dead at first. He is reported recovering, but will be crippled for life.

Miss Louise Brayton, the new instructor of Latin and German at the High school arrived Saturday and began her work this morning. Miss Brayton comes from Michigan.

 

Today's Feature
"The Haunting of Hill House."

News release

Stone’s Throw Dinner Theatre of Carthage, Mo will be presenting "THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE" Written by F. Andrew Leslie from the novel by Shirley Jackson. With special arrangement with Dramatist Play Service Inc. Financial assistance for this production has been provided by Missouri Arts Council, and Schmidt & Associates, PC of Carthage.

Performances are scheduled for Oct. 28, 29, 30, and Nov.3, 4, 5 2005. Reservations are required and may be made by calling Stone’s Throw Theatre at 417-358-9665 or Betty Bell at 417-358-7268 or by e-mailing reservations to bbell23@ipa.net. The box office will be open beginning October 17 from 10:00 a.m. until 12:00 noon.

Theatre doors open at 6:00 p.m. on Thursday, Friday and Saturday with dinner being served at 6:30 p.m. and the performance starting at 7:30 p.m. Sundays the doors open at 12:30 p.m. with dinner at 1:00 p.m. and the performance starting at 2:00 p.m. Admission is $19.50 for adults, $18.50 for seniors over 55 and groups of 10 or more. Youth under 16 are $16.00, and children under 5 are free.

Stench Report:
Friday,
10/21/05

No Stench

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin
Ran into a guy the other day I was in school with thirty some years ago. He was a friend of a guy who was friends with a guy that I hung around with some. It was onea those we ran into each other on occasion but never really got to know each other situations.

As we were talkin’ recently it became clear we had a lot in common mainly due to the fact that we both knew several of the same people. The awkward part was that neither one of us could really remember any specific occasion when we were in the same place at the same time. We remembered all the hang outs and instructors and stories about our friends, just none of the stories brought us together.

A lota good memories shared with someone I didn’t know knew ‘em.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Winterize Your Garden

DEAR THIS IS A HAMMER: Last winter I discovered how the old, dead cornstalks in my garden could lead water into the ground, where it would freeze solid. My neighbor pointed out that cutting down the stalks and turning the soil before the first hard freeze would prevent this problem and help ready the soil for next spring’s planting. I thought I would pass this along to you and your readers. — Terry F., Hartford, Conn.

DEAR TERRY: Many thanks! Readers, this is an excellent suggestion and is just in time for the onset of cold weather.

Once you’ve cut down any old plant stalks in the garden and turned the soil over, cover the area with a thin layer of mulch. If you’re worried about the mulch blowing or washing away over the winter, place a sheet of chicken wire or screening on top of the mulch layer. Secure the screen in place with rocks or bricks, placed at the ends or corners so that rain can filter through to the soil beneath.

Late October through early November is a good time to plan for spring. If the first hard frost is less than three weeks away, it’s a good time to plant those bulbs that you’d like to bloom in the spring.

HOME TIP: Hold off on raking leaves until most of them have fallen from the trees. Run the mower over them to create a thin layer of mulch that may help protect the grass over the winter.

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