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Thursday, October 27, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 92

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... A Free tire collection for all residents of Jasper County will be held October 29th from 8 a.m. to 11 a.m. at the Jasper County Highway Department, 125 N. River, Carthage, MO. Car, Truck & Tractor tires will be taken. No Wheels. Free of charge. 50 per hauler, per family. No businesses allowed, no exceptions. For more info call Cary Lee, Jasper County Highway Dept. 417-358-0451.

Did Ya Know?... There will be a Halloween Costume Party Sat. the 29th of October. Music and Karaoke will be provided. Starts at 7:00 p.m. at the Train Barn across from the Old Cabin Shop. Must be 21 to attend. $15 per couple. Costumes not required.

Did Ya Know?... The Edwin W. Wiggins Post #9 of the American Legion will meet Thursday Night, November 3, 2005 at 7:00 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of the Memorial Hall. The 2006 Legion Dues are Due. All members are invited to attend the meeting. The 15th District Meeting will be held in Webb City on December 11, 2005.

today's laugh

The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 222-2222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I get ahold of you?" I’ll say, "Just press 2 for a while. When I answer, you’ll know that you’ve pressed 2 enough." - Mitch Hedberg

A rolling football gathers no score.

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

An Early Day Election.

In the early days Carthage public office was not considered a private snap in city affairs. The town council was not always a seat of honor. On one occasion the citizens had important matters coming up before a future council and it was desired to get the best men in office. There was much talk and canvassing, but once after another they declined.

Finally a fishing party was gotten up on election day and among those who went up the river was Al Cahn. At intervals during the day all the party, one and two at a time, except Mr. Cahn, were absent quite a little while but returned later with stories of having "been down stream at another fishing hole."

Finally evening came on and they returned to town. Mr. Cahn was greeted with congratulations and applause. He was dumbfounded and asked for an explanation. "Why, you’ve been elected to the town council! "

"For once in my life," says Mr. Cahn, "honors were thrust upon me."

 

Today's Feature
Larry Ross Appointed.

The Carthage City Council approved the Mayor Kenneth Johnson’s nomination of Larry Ross to the position of first ward Council member at the meeting Tuesday evening. Ross was not in attendance of the meeting.

Jasper County Sheriff Archie Dunn spoke to the Council concerning the proposed one quarter percent Jasper County Law Enforcement Sales Tax at the Council meeting Tuesday. Dunn presented the council members with a tentative first year budget for the $3.6 million that would be generated annually by the tax, gave a brief synopsis of the budget and answered questions from Council members.

City Attorney David Mouton addressed issues of excessive odors from Renewable Environmental Resources. Mouton said he had found the recent odors to be frequent and intense. Mayor Johnson suggested to Mouton that he make contact with the Attorney General’s office to set another deadline for RES. Police Chief Dennis Veach suggested that the City ask RES to cease operations for the Halloween Treats on the Square which will be held October 31 on the Carthage Square from 3:30 p.m. to 5 p.m.

Stench Report:
Wednesday,
10/26/05

No Stench Reported

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin
With all the talk goin’ on about the proposed County Law Enforcement Tax in the coffee shops, I have yet to hear of any organized opposition. With the election only a few weeks away it leads me to the conclusion that those who oppose it are fairly confident the issue will fail.

On the other hand, there seems to be a ground swell of those who favor the tax. It seems to be mainly originatin’ from the smaller communities and rural areas that are naturally concerned with lack of police protection. Whether there are enough numbers of voters to pass the proposal may be the main reason the aginners are so confident.

If, as has happened in the past, only ten or fifteen percent of registered voters turn out, I would say the proposal could have a good chance of passin.’

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Click & Clack Talk Cars
by Tom and Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray:

Why do I keep hearing that you should never allow two vehicles to touch while jump-starting one of the vehicles? I recently e-mailed a local radio-show host here in my area who does an auto-repair show on Tuesday evenings, but even he admitted that he had heard this but had never checked it out and, therefore, couldn’t answer my question. Do you know? - Brian

TOM: I would assume that’s from the days when cars had exposed metal bumpers.

RAY: Cars still have metal bumpers, but they’re now encased in rubber or plastic. But if you had two cars with exposed metal bumpers, AND the cars were touching, AND you hooked up a jumper cable incorrectly, attaching the positive of one car to the negative of the other, then you could possibly cause an explosion. You’d be, in effect, shorting out the battery in the car that was attached to the positive terminal, and it could blow up on you.

TOM: But it’s largely irrelevant today, Brian. Unless you happen to have one of those few pickup trucks or SUVs that are still sold with chrome bumpers, and you’re being jumped by another one, it’s just not an issue.

RAY: Right. Nowadays, all modern cars can have their bumpers touching. They can hold hands, kiss, do whatever they want. As far as we’re concerned, what they do while jump-starting in the privacy of their own driveway is none of anyone else’s business.


RACING
by Greg Zyla
Sponsored by Curry Automotive

Are NASCAR Drivers Really Athletes?

The recent broadcast of "Dr. Sanjay Gupta Prime Time Specials" on CNN finally solved the question: "Are racing drivers truly athletes?" The one-hour report titled "NASCAR: Driven to Extremes" by CNN’s senior medical correspondent gave an unequivocal "yes" to the much debated question.

Dr. Gupta, a practicing neurosurgeon and an assistant professor of neurosurgery, explained that auto racing is indeed a sport that requires high degrees of physical and mental fitness.

"In terms of a driver’s heart rate, blood pressure and ability to tolerate dehydration, racing is similar to some very strenuous sports, like basketball and Olympic swimming. But in racing, these drivers have to perform for up to four hours at a time," Gupta said. "The incredible strain on the human body from the heat, g-forces and the mental focus is like nothing I’ve seen before.

Gupta said that modern-day race drivers are finding that adding a physical training schedule to their daily routine results in a longer career. Gupta’s interviews with several sports medicine doctors gave additional credence to his findings that drivers are true athletes. The conclusions about racing being a sport will intrigue even the most ardent fans, and no doubt surprise the diehard "stick and ball" sports follower.

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