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Monday, October 3, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 74
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
annual meeting of the Jasper County Farm Bureau
will be held at 7 p.m. Monday, October 3 at the
First Christian Church Lighthouse. An auction
will be held to benefit Hurricane Relief efforts
Did Ya Know?... The
Family Neighborhood Center Office, 706 Orchard,
will be closed on Mondays. GED classes will be
held as usual. The Center will be open Tue. and
Thurs. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Evenings 6 p.m. to 9
p.m., Wed. 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. and Fri. 8 a.m. to 12
noon.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is
open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located
at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center.
Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP
Logbook available.
Did Ya Know?... The
American Red Cross is holding a blood drive at
the Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand, Thursday,
October 6 from 1:30 to 7:00 p.m. and Friday,
October 7 from 9 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Please bring
your photo ID
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today's
laugh
I have one brother I borrowed
so much money from him, hes like a human
credit card. I go into a store with a picture of
him and say, "You take Fred?" - Sue
Kolinsky
Ive been so lonely lately
I was thinking about buying a Saturn, just so I
could go to that picnic. - Charlie Viracola
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Shot His Fingers Off.
Ellis Young, a Farm
Hand, Experimented With an Unloaded Revolver Last Night.
Ellis Young, a farm hand
working for some man in the Center Creek bottom farms,
had three fingers of his left hand shot to pieces last
night while cleaning an old revolver and came to town to
have the wounds dressed.
He said he had no idea
that the gun had a load in it as he had been careful to
take the cartridges all out. After oiling the cylinders
he had slipped in to two or three cartridges to see if
they worked smoothly and thinks he must have left one of
them in the chamber without noticing it.
He was holding the gun
with his left hand over the barrel while snapping the
hammer to make it work easy. Suddenly there was an
explosion and his fingers were shot away.
Be sure to attend R.H.
Rose Mercantile companys millinery opening
tomorrow.
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Today's
Feature
Maple Leaf Bike Ride.
News release
The Carthage Maple Leaf Bike
Ride will be held Saturday, October 8, at 8:30
p.m. at the Kellogg Lake Pavilion. Registration
begins at 7:30 a.m. Proceeds from the event
benefit the Ruby Jack Trail which spans from
Carthage to Kansas. All types of bikes are
welcome, including recumbents.
Four different lengths of ride
will be offered; the 15 mile ride will cost $20,
the 30, 50 and 70 mile rides will cost $30. The
family rate includes parents and their children
under 16 and costs $65.
Helmets are required for
participation. The ride is described as peaceful
and scenic. There will be a poker run and grand
prize winner for each ride.
Participants in the 50 and 70
mile rides can enjoy a snack at Cookys Cafe
in Golden City.
If the ride cannot take place
due to inclement weather registrations fees will
be donated to the Joplin Trails Coalition. The
event is sponsored by Candace Ellett &
Christine Murphey, Realtors, who may be reached
for more information at 358-5070.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
09/30/05
No Odors
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin
Saw an empty buildin the other day. Had for
sale signs all over it. In the mail box were
about eight or ten pamphlets of one kind or
another. What part of "nobody home"
dont they understand?Now some of the stuff may have been
placed by passerby with a sense of humor but more
likely, somebody said put one of these at ever
address, and they did.
I see advertisements now that
they have computer software that thinks. Maybe
when they find a computer that can also deliver
flyers theyll have somethin.
By the way, it is illegal to
put stuff other than mail in a mail box, but
Im not sure it applies to a box thats
been deserted. Course ta figure it out
might take some thoughtful consideration.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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This
Is A Hammer
by Samantha MazzottaWashing the Washer
Q: My roommate and
I got a used washing machine for our apartment
through an Internet trade. Its more than 10
years old, but works fine and doesnt leak.
However, the first time I washed clothes in it,
they came out covered with lint and flecks of
unidentifiable gunk. I thought I wiped down the
inside thoroughly. Where did this stuff come
from, and how do I get rid of it? Kirstie
in Rhode Island
A: Getting a used
appliance can be a real money-saver, but if the
machine is damaged, rusty or has built-up mineral
deposits inside, much of your savings could be
used up in re-washing items or buying replacement
parts.
In this case, the
washing machine is working just fine, so
youre dealing with a built-up gunk problem.
This gunk is all the little things that have been
washed off of dirty clothes for years, like lint
and dirt and grease, along with old soap residue
and mineral deposits from the water used to wash
them.
Put the washing
machine through its own set of wash cycles.
First, run the machine empty, letting it fill
completely with hot water and adding two cups of
white vinegar or lemon juice. The agitation and
draining should loosen a lot of crud. Let the
cycle finish, then run a second cycle of plain
hot water to rinse. You can also run an optional
third cycle of plain water with a couple of old,
large towels thrown in to scrub the sides of the
wash barrel, just to make sure most of the gunk
is gone.
In older machines,
a little rust is sometimes visible around the
edges of the barrels drain holes. Products
are available at home-improvement and appliance
stores to specifically deal with this small
amount of rust.
Clean the bleach
dispenser with a spray cleaner, old cloth and
Q-tips. Remove and soak the fabric softener
dispenser. Scrub the top rim of the wash barrel
in front and behind, where a lot of dirt can
hide.
Something else
youll want to do, now and every three to
six months, is unplug the power cord and vacuum
the dust from underneath and around the machine.
If you have a dryer, do the same and clean
the air vent at the back of the dryer. Its
a chore, but it can prevent a fire.
HOME TIP: Did
candy or gum stick to the inside of your washing
machine? Make a paste of baking soda and a little
water and scrub the gum away using a nylon brush
or durable cloth.
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