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published every weekday except major holidays
Tuesday, October 4, 2005 Volume XIV, Number
75
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
American Red Cross is holding a blood drive at
the Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand, Thursday,
October 6 from 1:30 to 7:00 p.m. and Friday,
October 7 from 9 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Please bring
your photo ID
Did Ya Know?... The
Family Neighborhood Center Office, 706 Orchard,
will be closed on Mondays. GED classes will be
held as usual. The Center will be open Tue. and
Thurs. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Evenings 6 p.m. to 9
p.m., Wed. 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. and Fri. 8 a.m. to 12
noon.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is
open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located
at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center.
Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP
Logbook available.
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today's
laugh
Patient: Doctor, I cant
get my sleep at night. I keep having the same
dream about a door with a sign. I push and I push
but I can never get it open.
Doctor: Tell me, what does the sign say?"
Patient: "Pull."
So I live in this apartment
thats disgusting; its really dirty.
And the kitchen floor is, like, sticky. And I had
to do something about it. So I finally went out
and bought some slippers. - Sarah Silverman
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Carthage Invention.
George B. Wood, the
Patentee of a New Window Shade Frame.
George B. Wood of this
city has received letters patent on a new window shade
frame. It is not only a model of convenience but one
which has been much needed.
The shade and frame can be
attached to any window and operates in such way that the
curtain roller can be let down from the top to any height
desired and the curtain dropped from it or it can be
pulled to the top of the window and operated as any
ordinary shade.
The movement of the roller
is governed by a cord on the side and the ends of the
roller are fastened in hooks that work in slides fastened
to the window casing. Any curtain pole can be attached
the same as in old fashioned curtain hooks.
This is considered one of
the most useful devices, as it can be operated easily and
is a great convenience when one does not want to shut out
the full light from a window, yet desires to curtain the
lower part. The roller is lowered to any desired height
and the curtain dropped from there. All above is open to
the light. Instantly a change can be made if desired.
Mr. Wood is now out
selling agencies for his curtain frame.
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Today's
Feature
Public Works to Meet.
The Public Works Committee will
meet this afternoon at 5:00 p.m. in the Council
Chambers of City Hall.
Street Commissioner Tom Shelley
will discuss contract paving with the committee
and Public Works Director Chad Wampler will
discuss the sale of surplus property.
The agenda includes one item
under old business; the discussion of the
annexation policy by City Administrator Tom
Short.
At the previous meeting the
committee made amendments to an ordinance
establishing administrative exemptions in the
platting process. The ordinance was approved by
Council as amended. The bill would shorten the
length of time it takes to process split plats
and boundary adjustments by reassigning the
review process to a committee specially
designated for that purpose. If an item is
approved by the new committee items are then to
be forwarded to the Public Works committee for
approval and then brought to Council. In
conjunction with this ordinance Council passed an
ordinance adding a fee of $200 for plats,
replats, boundary adjustments and lot splits.
State Senator Gary
Nodler
News release
Already Paying Off
It is one thing to pass a law
with good intentions. It is quite another to see
those good intentions pay off. This past session,
the state Legislature passed legislation aimed at
curbing the production of methamphetamine, the
prevalence of which has reached epidemic
proportions in the Show-Me State. Judging from
the significant decrease in meth-related
incidents since the comprehensive meth bill was
signed into law in July, it is clear that the
legislation is working.
This month, the governor
reported findings from the Missouri Highway
Patrol proving our move to combat meth use and
abuse was worth the efforts. The numbers reveal
that this past August, there was a 55-percent
reduction in meth-related incidents as compared
to August of 2004. This marks important progress
in our mission to cut off meth cooks access
to the key ingredients in making the highly
addictive drug. We have restricted the sale of
over-the-counter dry-tablet medicines containing
pseudoephedrine, which can now only be purchased
from pharmacists or certified technicians, and no
more than nine grams of the medicine can be
bought within a 30-day period.
To purchase the pills,
customers must show ID, and their name is then
logged in a database, which the police can
access. The Highway Patrol reports that this
portion of the new law is helping to make law
enforcement agencies aware of potential meth
cooks.
Although there are other states
in the process of mirroring Missouris laws,
the war against meth cannot be won without a
nation-wide effort. The federal government is
doing its part by moving to restore funding to
local law enforcement agencies to be used to
fight meth. Congress is also trying to advance
the Combat Meth Act, which would move cold
medicines containing pseudoephedrine behind the
counter and limit how much one person could buy
to 7.5 grams a month in every state. It is the
most comprehensive anti-meth measure ever
considered by Congress, and because it would be a
federal law if passed, all 50 states could join
forces to make our streets and neighborhoods
safer.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
10/3/05
No Odors
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin
The latest edition of
the Merriam-Websters Collegiate Dictionary
has added over a dozen new words/phrases that are
defined. They say it typically takes about ten
years for a new catch phrase to make it to the
publication.
Some of the latest are
"chick flick," "brain
freeze," and "bikini wax," and
about fifteen others.
Im glad to hear there is
a recognition of a brain freeze (the pain caused
by eatin cold food too fast), and Id
say it was a long time comin.
Some might scoff at the idea of
takin what seems ta be slang and
givin it the credibility of a formal
definition. Im not personally opposed. If
we hadnt defined a hipster, then who would
have been hip enough to define the hippies.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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To
Your Good Health
by Paul G. Donohue, M.D.Heres the
Scoop on Decaf Coffee
DEAR DR. DONOHUE:
I wonder if you could help me with some
information about decaf coffee. I asked for
decaf, and a woman said: "Oh, youre
not going to drink that, are you? Its
filled with chemicals." Now I wonder how
safe it is. Can you enlighten us on the process
and its safety? P.S.
ANSWER: There are
three ways of removing caffeine from coffee. One
entails the use of what are called organic
solvents, and one of those solvents is methylene
chloride. Some lab animals that inhaled methylene
chloride came down with cancer. No cancer was
found in animals that ingested it. In decaf made
in the methylene-chloride process, the chemical
residue is practically nil. No evidence of danger
to humans has been associated with it. It is
approved by the Food and Drug Administration. The
methylene-chloride process is seldom used
anymore. Ethyl acetate, derived from fruits, is
another solvent used in decaffeinating coffee.
It, too, is safe.
Another
decaffeination process entails dripping the
coffee along with water through a carbon filter.
It carries no risk.
The third method
employs carbon dioxide. No demonstrable harm is
associated with this method.
You dont
have to fear drinking decaf coffee. On this I put
my money where my mouth is. I drink it daily.
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