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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 61

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Jasper County Courthouse will have a drop-off box for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Items needed include bottled water, non perishable food items, cleaning and personal hygiene products, etc. Donations will be accepted in the Courthouse and County employees will arrange for delivery to the victims.

Did Ya Know?... The Family Neighborhood Center Office, 706 Orchard, will be closed on Mondays. GED classes will be held as usual. The Center will be open Tuesdays and Thursdays 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Evenings 6 p.m. to 9 p.m., Wednesdays 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. and Fridays 8 a.m. to 12 noon.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Train Crew will hold a fish fry Saturday Sept. 17 at 6:00 p.m. at the Train Barn West Mound St. across from the Old Cabin Shop. Public is invited $8.00 per person.

today's laugh

Deep Questions:

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Red Cross Corps Busy.

Ambulance Wagon Summoned to Carry Warren Hansford Home.

A telephone message from East Chestnut street last evening about 5 o’clock called the Knell ambulance wagon to "pick up an awfully sick man, who may be dead by the time you get there."

Fred Knell and John Reno hastily organized themselves into a Red Cross corps and drove the ambulance with clanging bell and running horses to the place indicated.

There they found Warren Hansford, the well known barber, who had fallen by the wayside, both literally and figuratively. He lacked a whole lot of being dead, but was far past navigation. The "corps" picked him up and dumped him into the ambulance.

"This is a case where a patrol wagon is in more demand than us ‘angels of mercy,’" said Reno as they took Warren home and tucked him into bed.

 

Today's Feature
Maple Leaf Pageant Applications.

News release

The 39th Annual Maple Leaf Little Miss & Mister, Junior Miss and Maple Leaf Queen Pageants will all be held on Saturday, October 8th at the Carthage High School Auditorium, 714 South Main. Applications for pageant contestants are currently being accepted.

Applications for the Little Miss & Mister and Junior Miss Pageants, sponsored by the Carthage Chamber of Commerce, will be accepted until Friday, September 30. All participants will be evaluated on their stage presence and overall appearance, while Junior Miss contestants will also participate in an interview session with judges prior to the pageant.

Maple Leaf Queen applications will be accepted until Wednesday, September 21. The pageant, sponsored by Hometown Bank, is also a scholarship program. The pageant’s contestants will each be evaluated on their talent selection, individual stage presence, and overall appearance. They will also each participate in an interview session with judges prior to the pageant.

All pageant applications are available at the Chamber office. Junior Miss applications can also be picked-up at the Carthage Junior High, while Junior Miss and Maple Leaf Queen applications are available at the Carthage Senior High School.

For more information contact the Chamber office at 358-2373.

Stench Report:
Tuesday,
09/13/05

No Reports of Stench

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin
I was at an auction the other day and just couldn’t refuse. I paid two bucks for onea those boxes with miscellaneous stuff that I really didn’t need, but I spotted onea those battery powered screw drivers.

I went against my basic strategy and bought an electronic gadget without knowin’ whether it worked. Or not.

I plugged it into its charger and let it get a good test of powerin’ up. I pushed the button and it struggled and then started spinnin. I then pushed the other side of the button and nothin’. Not even an attempt to rotate. I checked closer and found why the gadget was in the auction. It would take a screw out, but it wouldn’t put one in.

Apparently I have to get these two dollar lessons ever’ year or so. The temptation is too great, even when ya know better.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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• "I have a large dog, and he is getting older. To keep him from having to bend over so much when he eats, I put his water and food bowls on a small footstool. I found one big enough to hold both bowls. To keep the bowls on the stool, I applied hook-and-loop tape to the bottoms of the bowls and to the surface of the stool." — U.A. in Missouri

• "To keep cell-phone chargers organized (our family has five cell phones), we label the chargers with a small piece of masking tape and write the name of the person it belongs to. It really helps to maintain order." — C.D. in New York

• Need to safely transport a bow along with a present? Place it inside a zip-lock sandwich bag, close partway, fill with air and seal. The bow will make it to your destination uncrushed, and you can stick it on at the last minute.

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