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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 Volume XIV,
Number 61
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Jasper County Courthouse will have a drop-off box
for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Items
needed include bottled water, non perishable food
items, cleaning and personal hygiene products,
etc. Donations will be accepted in the Courthouse
and County employees will arrange for delivery to
the victims.
Did Ya Know?... The
Family Neighborhood Center Office, 706 Orchard,
will be closed on Mondays. GED classes will be
held as usual. The Center will be open Tuesdays
and Thursdays 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Evenings 6 p.m.
to 9 p.m., Wednesdays 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. and
Fridays 8 a.m. to 12 noon.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Train Crew will hold a fish fry Saturday
Sept. 17 at 6:00 p.m. at the Train Barn West
Mound St. across from the Old Cabin Shop. Public
is invited $8.00 per person.
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today's
laugh
Deep Questions:
If all the world is a stage,
where is the audience sitting?
If you ate pasta and antipasta,
would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and
succeed, which have you done?
If one synchronized swimmer
drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Why is there an expiration date
on sour cream?
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Red Cross Corps Busy.
Ambulance Wagon
Summoned to Carry Warren Hansford Home.
A telephone message from
East Chestnut street last evening about 5 oclock
called the Knell ambulance wagon to "pick up an
awfully sick man, who may be dead by the time you get
there."
Fred Knell and John Reno
hastily organized themselves into a Red Cross corps and
drove the ambulance with clanging bell and running horses
to the place indicated.
There they found Warren
Hansford, the well known barber, who had fallen by the
wayside, both literally and figuratively. He lacked a
whole lot of being dead, but was far past navigation. The
"corps" picked him up and dumped him into the
ambulance.
"This is a case where
a patrol wagon is in more demand than us angels of
mercy," said Reno as they took Warren home and
tucked him into bed.
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Today's
Feature
Maple Leaf Pageant Applications.
News release
The 39th Annual Maple Leaf
Little Miss & Mister, Junior Miss and Maple
Leaf Queen Pageants will all be held on Saturday,
October 8th at the Carthage High School
Auditorium, 714 South Main. Applications
for pageant contestants are currently being
accepted.
Applications for the Little
Miss & Mister and Junior Miss Pageants,
sponsored by the Carthage Chamber of Commerce,
will be accepted until Friday, September 30. All
participants will be evaluated on their stage
presence and overall appearance, while Junior
Miss contestants will also participate in an
interview session with judges prior to the
pageant.
Maple Leaf Queen applications
will be accepted until Wednesday, September 21.
The pageant, sponsored by Hometown Bank, is also
a scholarship program. The pageants
contestants will each be evaluated on their
talent selection, individual stage presence, and
overall appearance. They will also each
participate in an interview session with judges
prior to the pageant.
All pageant applications are
available at the Chamber office. Junior Miss
applications can also be picked-up at the
Carthage Junior High, while Junior Miss and Maple
Leaf Queen applications are available at the
Carthage Senior High School.
For more information contact
the Chamber office at 358-2373.
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Stench Report:
Tuesday,
09/13/05
No Reports of Stench
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin
I was at an auction the other day and just
couldnt refuse. I paid two bucks for onea
those boxes with miscellaneous stuff that I
really didnt need, but I spotted onea those
battery powered screw drivers. I went against my basic strategy and
bought an electronic gadget without knowin
whether it worked. Or not.
I plugged it into its charger
and let it get a good test of powerin up. I
pushed the button and it struggled and then
started spinnin. I then pushed the other side of
the button and nothin. Not even an attempt
to rotate. I checked closer and found why the
gadget was in the auction. It would take a screw
out, but it wouldnt put one in.
Apparently I have to get these
two dollar lessons ever year or so. The
temptation is too great, even when ya know
better.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Here's
A Tip
by JoAnn Derson
"I work in fast food, and we chop our own
onions just about every day. A customer told me
that to get the onion smell off your hands, rub
them on something stainless-steel and the smell
will go away. So I tried it on our sink, and it
works great!" B.B. in West Virginia
"I enjoy cooking,
but once in a while getting that old frying pan
clean and grease-free can be difficult. If I use
kosher or rock salt in the bottom and smear it in
circular motions with my fingers, cleaning is a
breeze. C.B. in Alaska (Excellent tip, but
dont use on nonstick frying pans, as it
might scratch the coating.)
"If your eyeglass
screws tend to come loose, just unscrew, brush
clear nail polish over the threads and rescrew
tightly. As the polish dries (in seconds), it
will form a tighter bond." I.D. in
Oregon
"I have a large
dog, and he is getting older. To keep him from
having to bend over so much when he eats, I put
his water and food bowls on a small footstool. I
found one big enough to hold both bowls. To keep
the bowls on the stool, I applied hook-and-loop
tape to the bottoms of the bowls and to the
surface of the stool." U.A. in
Missouri
"To keep cell-phone
chargers organized (our family has five cell
phones), we label the chargers with a small piece
of masking tape and write the name of the person
it belongs to. It really helps to maintain
order." C.D. in New York
Need to safely transport
a bow along with a present? Place it inside a
zip-lock sandwich bag, close partway, fill with
air and seal. The bow will make it to your
destination uncrushed, and you can stick it on at
the last minute.
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