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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, September 21, 2005 Volume XIV,
Number 66
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Family Neighborhood Center Office, 706 Orchard,
will be closed on Mondays. GED classes will be
held as usual. The Center will be open Tue. and
Thurs. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Evenings 6 p.m. to 9
p.m., Wed. 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. and Fri. 8 a.m. to 12
noon.
Did Ya Know?... Entry
forms for the Maple Leaf 2005 Pageants that
include Maple Leaf Queen, Little Miss & Mr.
Maple Leaf , Junior Miss Maple Leaf & Baby
Contest are available at the Carthage Chamber
located at 402 S. Garrison, 417-358-2373
Did Ya Know?... The
Jasper County Courthouse will have a drop-off box
for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Items
needed include bottled water, non perishable food
items, cleaning and personal hygiene products,
etc. Donations will be accepted in the
Courthouse.
Did Ya Know?... Entry
forms for the Maple Leaf 2005 Parade are
available at the Carthage Chamber located at 402
S. Garrison, 417-358-2373
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today's
laugh
Why do people give each other
flowers? To celebrate various important
occasions, theyre killing living creatures.
Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart,
lets make up. Have this deceased
squirrel." - Jerry Seinfeld
Men do cry, but only when
assembling furniture. Rita Rudner
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Lenient With Druggists.
Practically all of the cases filed
recently against the Jasper county druggists who had not
complied with a new law concerning monthly reports to the
county clerk in regard to their sales of alcoholic
liquors, have been dismissed by the state upon the
payment of costs by the defendant.
The states attorney say that they
did not wish to be unreasonable in the prosecution of the
druggists. Almost invariable the druggist explained that
he had never heard of such a law and many of those who
had hears it said that they sold no intoxicants at all
and therefore had nothing to report.
For these reasons the prosecuting
attorneys are lenient this time. Hereafter, however - the
prosecutors say - that every druggist in Jasper county,
whether he sells liquor or not must, the first Monday in
each month file with the county clerk an affidavit
telling exactly what he did in the way of filling
alcoholic prescriptions.
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Today's
Feature
Citizens Speak to Safety Committee.
The Public Safety Committee met
Tuesday evening in a regular session.
Citizens participation
included a request for street closure from Paul
Fields of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter
Day Saints, 1338 E. Fairview. Fields told the
committee of an upcoming musical presentation at
the church October 6-8 in the evenings from
approximately 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Fields asked if
the committee would approve the closure of Buena
Vista from 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. on those evenings.
The committee discussed concerns about street
closure, looked more closely at a map, and
determined it to be acceptable. Committee member
Jackie Boyer made a motion to grant the request
and it was approved unanimously.
Another participant, former
Council member Fred Merrill, discussed concerns
about abandoned vehicles with the committee.
Police Chief Dennis Veach informed Merrill that
the City allows one unlicensed vehicle per home.
The committee has been approached several times
lately about the matter of unused cars left in
yards.
Committee chair Mike Harris
told Merrill that it is possible at some point in
the future that there will be further
restrictions on the issue. According to Harris
the difficult part in the issue is the
discernment in any written code between viable
storage situations and situations where cars are
left on a more permanent basis. The wording would
need to be very specific if any action was to be
taken. Harris told Merrill that there would not
be any immediate results but the committee is
aware that there are needs to be addressed.
Other items at the meeting
included a report on Fire engine 613 by Fire
Chief John Cooper. Cooper told the committee that
the truck had been smoking recently and requiring
large amounts of oil. According to an expert the
truck is burning oil and will require a new
engine or for the current engine to be rebuilt.
The truck is a 1985 model and the engine has not
previously been rebuilt.
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Stench Report:
Tuesday,
09/20/05
Minor stench
around
8:30 a.m..
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin
Had a friend that used ta give directions to his
place as "from the highway go approximately
5.6 miles south."Now
I always thought that was funny and pointed it
out to my friend that "approximately"
was over kill. Ta me it would a been
approximately five and a half miles or just a
little over five and a half miles, or even 5.6
miles and twenty-eight feet.
He didnt think that I was
bein even approximately humorous. In fact
he defended his position and thought I was just
bein rude to think otherwise.
When I say approximately, I
mean within a tenth or two. Sometimes even
within a mile or two. Shoot, tellin
fishin stories approximately can almost
double in size.
Maybe I just dont have
the tolerance for too much precision.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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"My friend has a really cool way to display
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Line junk drawers in the
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cork board. Objects wont slide around as
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nails lightly inserted into the cork to make
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"I seem to end up
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and when the box is full, I donate it to my local
high school." (Check with your local school
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in Missouri
"Wear oven mitts to
protect your hands when clipping roses or other
thorny plants." O.L. in Louisiana
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