The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, September 22, 2005 Volume XIV,
Number 67
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Family Neighborhood Center Office, 706 Orchard,
will be closed on Mondays. GED classes will be
held as usual. The Center will be open Tue. and
Thurs. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Evenings 6 p.m. to 9
p.m., Wed. 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. and Fri. 8 a.m. to 12
noon.
Did Ya Know?... Entry
forms for the Maple Leaf 2005 Pageants that
include Maple Leaf Queen, Little Miss & Mr.
Maple Leaf , Junior Miss Maple Leaf & Baby
Contest are available at the Carthage Chamber
located at 402 S. Garrison, 417-358-2373
Did Ya Know?... The
Jasper County Courthouse will have a drop-off box
for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Items
needed include bottled water, non perishable food
items, cleaning and personal hygiene products,
etc. Donations will be accepted in the
Courthouse.
Did Ya Know?... Entry
forms for the Maple Leaf 2005 Parade are
available at the Carthage Chamber located at 402
S. Garrison, 417-358-2373
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today's
laugh
Teacher: Well, at least
theres one thing I can say about your son.
Father: Whats that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldnt
be cheating.
Im thirty years old, but
I read at the thirty-four-year-old level. - Dana
Carvey
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Horse Electrocuted.
Stepped on a Live Wire
and Fell Dead - Drivers Narrow Escape.
A delivery horse belonging
to McCormick & Son, grocers, and driven by Lloyd
Hardaway stepped on a live electric wire in front of W.H.
Peiffers residence on Grand avenue this morning and
was instantly killed.
Mr. Hardaway had a narrow
escape from the same fate himself. He was driving along
the street close to the sidewalk unaware of any danger
when the horse fell flat on the ground. He supposed that
the animal had slipped and jumped out of the wagon and
rushed to the horses head. A sputtering noise
attracted his attention and there less than 10 inches
from his foot lay the deadly wire half concealed by weeds
and water. Needless to say that Mr. Hardaway satisfied
himself that the horse was dead without touching him and
kept far away from the deadly wire himself.
The wire was probably
burned in two at an early hour this morning by lightning
or short circuit. No one had seen it fall and no one knew
of its dangerous presence until the horse was killed. The
light plant superintendent was informed and soon had the
danger removed.
The dead horse was valued
at about $175 by McCormick & Son.
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Today's
Feature
Public Works Rerun Meeting.
The Public Works Committee met
Tuesday afternoon in a regular session. Many of
the items on the agenda were repeated from the
previous week due to a lack of quorum at the last
meeting.
The committee approved a bid
for an Elgin Crosswind street sweeper from Key
Equipment in Kansas City for $103,000 after
hearing information about the model from Street
Commissioner Tom Shelley. The bid approved was
not the lowest bid but Shelley told the Committee
that it was the best bid.
The bid for financing through
Key Equipment for a three year lease/purchase
agreement put the annual payment at $36,037 which
was the lowest financed bid. City Administrator
Tom Short told the committee that financing would
also be bid through local banks to see if a
better price could be found. The other bids
included American Equipment Co. for a Scwarze
A7000 for $102,911 and from Armor Equipment for a
Tymco 600 for $117,045. The item will be brought
before Council at the next regular meeting.
The committee also approved
amendments to an item that had already been
presented before Council. Council bill 05-71
would change the processing format for boundary
adjustments and split plats. The current process
sends requests for these smaller adjustments
through the Planning and Zoning Committee and
then to Council for two readings before approval.
At the request of several contractors an
ordinance was drafted to shorten the amount of
time taken to process these types of changes by
allowing a new committee to review requests.
The bill was met with some
reservations at the Council meeting. Council
member Mike Harris said he feared that removing
the current channels of approval would cut out
citizens and City input. Council member
Dave Woods felt similarly, wanting changes to be
known to the public.
With the amendments proposed,
after approval by the new committee, items would
be brought to the Public Works Committee and then
it would be presented to Council for approval.
Woods was in attendance of this
meeting to make his concerns known and after
hearing the revisions he told the committee he
would be in favor of the ordinance.
"As long as its with
these amendments, I have no problem with
this," said Woods. "It still has
oversight and opportunities for input."
The item will be brought back
before Council at the next meeting.
Fountain
Dedication.
A dedication for
the newly renovated Central Park fountain was
held Tuesday evening in the park. Many members of
City departments and civic groups were present.
Nancy Sanders, past president of the General
Federation of Womens Clubs, spoke
briefly to the audience thanking all parties who
had contributed to the renovation process either
monetarily or through efforts of labor. The
Womens Service League donated the new
statue to the City for use in the fountain. The
statue features three Italian female figures. The
Carthage Parks and Recreation Department was
integral in the assembly of the new statue.
The Carthage
Heartland Band provided musical entertainment for
the event beginning the dedication with the Star
Spangled Banner.
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Stench Report:
Wednesday,
09/21/05
No Stench detected.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin
Most of this kids I grew
up with took real pride in bein able to
walk anywhere in bare feet this time a year. We
used ta have contests walkin through
"sticker" patches ta see who could end
up with the most "goat heads" stuck to
our feet.
Probly the most common
hazard of goin barefoot was stubbin a
toe. Usually the big one. Seems like once ya
stubbed a toe, it pretty well stayed with ya the
rest of the summer too. Just as it would get
pretty well healed up, WHAM, youd stub it
again.
If ya tried ta put a band-aid
or some gauze an tape on it, it just made
it worse. Tryin ta wear shoes was darn near
impossible. Nothin ta do but tough it out,
hopin no one happened ta step on your foot.
It took me a while, but
Im in the habit of wearin shoes year
round nowadays.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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by Tom and Ray MagliozziDear Tom and Ray:
I am 17 and have been listening
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can remember. I got in my first car accident four
days ago... with our garage. I was coming home
late at night and accidentally drove my
moms new Jeep Cherokee LTD into the door
frame of the garage. Theres a small dent
and a scratch in the paint thats 2 inches
long and a quarter of an inch high. My mom wants
to get the entire quarter panel replaced, costing
me about $4,000. I say that she should just go to
a body shop and get the dent banged out and the
scratch sanded and repainted. What would you
suggest? - Katie
RAY: I suggest that you pick up
some brochures from the circus, because
youll be running away with them soon,
Katie.
TOM: If you mom does want it to
be absolutely, imperceptibly perfect, then the
body panel should be replaced and the paint
matched to the original. But Im not sure
that level of perfection is necessary. I mean,
its only a car, right?
RAY: I think shes just
miffed at you, Katie. Its her new car, you
came home late, you were clearly having more fun
than she was, and she wants to make you pay.
TOM: Heres the deal
Id try to strike with her. Tell her
youll get it fixed your way, and if it
doesnt look perfect to her, then
youll go ahead and replace the whole body
panel for $4,000. Thats fair right?
RAY: Then take it to the best
body shop in town and ask them if they can pound
it out, fill it with body filler and repaint it.
My guess is that the job will set you back about
$500. But itll look pretty darned good.
TOM: And if your mom looks at
it and says its not good enough... then you
can run away with the circus.
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