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Monday, September 26, 2005 Volume XIV, Number
69
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... Carthage
Business & Professional Women will meet
Monday September 26 at Arbys of Carthage at
6:30pm. Lorie Gallemore, RN, emergency nurse
manager at McCune Brooks will present the
program.
Did Ya Know?... Eminence
Chapter #93. Order of the Eastern Star will meet
Tuesday September 27, 2005 at the Masonic Temple,
7th & Maple 7:30pm
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Veterans Alliance will meet September
28th 2005 at 7:00 p.m. in order to plan the
Annual Veterans Day Service. We need officers of
the American Legion; Disabled American Veterans;
40/8 V.F.W. Military Order of Purple Heart,
Chosin Few, Pearl Harbor Veterans and the Heart
Land Band. And those from Desert Storm, Iraq and
Vietnam.
Did Ya Know?... The
Friends of the Carthage Public Library will hold
their monthly used booksale on Saturday, Oct. 1
in the Library Annex at 510 S. Garrison from 8
until Noon. Books on every subject; cassette
tapes, videocassettes, puzzles, games, CDs and
LPs
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today's
laugh
I drove past a gas
station the other day. There were two signs in
the window: "Help wanted," "Self
Service." So I went in and hired myself.
Made myself the boss. I took all the money and I
left. - Steven Wright
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Didnt Play Poker.
Ol Hart and George
Rogers Woke up the Wrong Man - Trial Set for Wednesday.
Ol Hart and George Rogers
were looking for a poker game Saturday night about 1
oclock. They had an idea that a game could be found
in the little grocery building on Central avenue at the
end of Howard. So they went in search.
But Asa Grider has
recently bought the stock, and whatever knowledge he may
have of a poker game is not manifested by a game in the
back end of his store. The sporting gentlemen didnt
know all this and when they pounded on the door at the
unseemly hour Sunday morning Mr Grider got up and asked
what they wanted; They told him and would not be
convinced that he was not running a poker game. He
finally called the officers and Hart and Rogers were
taken to the lockup on a charge of disturbing Mr.
Griders peace.
Both gave bond in the sum
of $25 and will appear for trial Wednesday morning.
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Today's
Feature
Chainsaw Safety and Pruning Workshop.
News release
With fall approaching and many
considering using firewood for heating and/or
pruning their trees, the tool of choice, for
many, will be a chainsaw. While an appropriate
tool for these jobs, it is also an extremely
dangerous one, not only to the operator, but also
to the tree. With this in mind, the Carthage Tree
Advisory Board, Carthage Parks and Recreation
Department, Kellogg Lake Spring River
Development, and the Missouri Department of
Conservation have joined forces to offer this
workshop.
Proper pruning techniques,
chainsaw safety, and tree felling will be
presented. The workshop will be held at Kellogg
Lake, east of Carthage on Highway 96. The program
will start at 10:30 a.m. and runs until 3:30 p.m.
on Saturday, October 1, 2005. A beans and
cornbread lunch will be provided.
A $5.00 registration is
required. Make checks payable to Kellogg Lake
Spring River Development and mail or deliver to
Carthage Parks and Recreation Department, 521
Robert Ellis Young Dr., Carthage, MO.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
09/23/05
No Stench detected.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin
I made a startlin discovery the other day.
I needed a piece of string. As I dug through this
drawer and that, the realization that there was
not a decent length of string in the house struck
me. How could I have overlooked stockin up
on such an essential household item?Weve all seen those big balls of
string collected and sittin on display. All
I needed was a couple a foot decent sized string.
I suppose it happened
durin one of those clear-out-the-junk
frenzies that happens ever few years. That last
bit a string was thrown out with that bold I was
lookin for the other day and couldnt
find. Apparently my junk drawers have been
neglected and need restockin.
Im makin a list.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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This
Is A Hammer
by Samantha MazzottaPainting a Dorm
Room
Q: I moved into my
first dorm room earlier this month, and my
roommate and I have decided that the drab beige
walls have got to go. Whats the fastest way
to paint a room (without damaging the furniture,
since we paid a deposit)? Kate B.,
Carrollton, Ga.
A: Before you
start, check the colleges rules on
remodeling dorm rooms you may have to
clear the paint project with your RA or another
school official.
Preparing the room
to paint is the key to getting the job done
quickly. In the days leading up to the job, clear
away clutter and remove posters and pictures from
the wall. Wipe away dust and dirt from
windowsills, wall molding and door frames.
Measure the square
footage of the wall area to be painted (for
example, if a wall is 13 feet wide and 11 feet
high, multiply those two figures together to
equal 143 square feet). A gallon of latex paint
covers about 350 square feet, so the measurements
are important to make sure you buy the right
amount.
Head to the
home-improvement store a day beforehand. Select
your paint color and the amount to buy, and while
the paint is being mixed, buy the other items
youll need. These include blue
painters tape (to mask off areas you
dont want painted), a metal roller and
extension pole, roller covers and tray,
dropcloths and a paint shield. Pick two trim
brushes, one angled and one straight, for
painting into corners and along the trim. Toss in
a screwdriver, a scraper/putty knife, cleaning
rags, a bucket and sponge, and stirring sticks
(available for free at the mixing counter).
The day of the
project, move all the furniture out of your dorm
room. If thats not possible, shift it all
to the middle of the room and cover with
dropcloths and old sheets. Finish masking off and
cleaning the paint area. Open the first paint can
and stir well to mix. Carefully pour the paint
into the roller tray, about a half-inch deep.
Push the roller across the tray to collect paint,
and roll paint onto the wall, going up-and-down
first and then side-to-side.
Use the trim
brushes to paint into the corners without getting
splotches in the wrong place, like the ceiling.
If this happens, keep a damp rag close by to
immediately wipe away the error.
A small dorm room,
prepped beforehand, should take only an hour to
paint. Additional coats will take more time. Be
sure to keep the room well-ventilated for at
least three hours while the paint dries.
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