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Friday, August 18, 2006 Volume XV, Number 45
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?...
Storyteller Diane Humphrey of Joplin will present
"The Land of a Million Smiles"
Saturday, August 19 at 1:30 p.m. in the Powers
Museum. The free activity will focus on the Ozark
Playgrounds Association, the Ozark Girl Smile,
and early tourism development in this area.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand Ave.
will hold a "Back to School Bash"
Wednesday, August 23 from 5:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m.
The event is free and everyone is welcome. Hot
Air Balloon Rides, Jumpy Castle, Horse Rides,
Petting Zoo, Train Ride, Gift Certificate
Giveaway.
Did Ya Know?...
"Whos on What and Why?" will be
held Wednesday., Aug. 23 from 4:00 to 5:00 p.m.
in McCune-Brooks Hospital. Karen Fenstermacher,
Family Nurse Practitioner with Dr. Unruh, will
talk about how doctors decide how an
individuals diabetes is treated.
Diabetic-appropriate refreshments provided.
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today's
laugh
My wife wanted to go to Hawaii
for our vacation; I wanted to go to Bermuda. So
we split the difference. We stayed home.
My uncle is a great patriot. He
says he loves all forty-eight states. His heart
is big, but is geography book is terribly
outdated.
Television is something to do
without actually doing anything.
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Mare Strayed or Stolen.
A claybank mare either
strayed or stolen a few nights ago from the farm of Harry
Riddle, 10 miles southeast of Carthage.
She was 12 years old,, had
dark heavy mane and tall and was bare footed; 15 1/2
hands high, weigh 900 pounds; branded "E4" on
left shoulder. The owner is offering a reward for
information.
If You are Well Bred.
You will be kind.
You will not use slang.You
will try to make others happy.
You will not be shy or
self conscious.
You will never indulge in
ill-natured gossip.
You will never forget
engagements.
You will not swagger or
boast of your achievements.
You will not bore people
by constantly talking of yourself and your affairs.
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Today's
Feature
Changed to Meet
Standards.
An action taken by
the Public Works Committee this week might result
in a change of the Carthage code book for new
street construction. The committee spoke with
Public Works Director Chad Wampler concerning
Chapter 22 of the Carthage code, which deals with
the thickness of base rock and asphalt paving for
street construction.
The current code
lists a blanket specification for all projects of
6 inches of base rock and 2 inches of hot
asphalt. Wampler said that the department should
be using different specifications for different
widths of right-of-ways and for different soil
types.
"There is not
a minimum standard anymore," said Wampler.
Street
Commissioner Tom Shelley agreed that the current
standards are not sufficient for modern traffic
loads.
Wamplers
recommendation to the committee was to refer
contractors to a formula that uses the variables
to determine the depths of base rock and asphalt
that would be appropriate for each project.
The committee
approved a motion to recommend the code changes
to City Council for approval.
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Stench Report:
Thursday,
8/17/06
No Stench
Reported on Carthage Square.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
So this old farmer is
drivin into town to get a part to fix his
tractor. Hes in a hurry to get back to the
field and is speedin just a tad. A
patrolman pulls him over.As
the patrolman was writin out the ticket, a
fly kept buzzin around and the officer
would shoo it off.
"Looks like onea those
circle flies," says the farmer.
"Whats that?"
asked the officer.
"Out on the farm
theyre always circlin round a
horses tail," the farmer replies.
The officer he stops and
thinks.
"Say, you arent
callin me a horses rear end are
ya?"
"Oh no," says the
farmer. "I respect lawmen way too much for
that. But, ya know, it is pretty hard ta fool
them flies."
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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artCentral
Art Notes from Hyde
House
by Sally Armstrong, Director of artCentral
As we continue to prepare for
the new show opening August 25th I am excited to
report that we already have most of our calendar
booked with shows and some workshops and classes
for next season! We will begin after the holidays
with a three day workshop for adults from Webb
City watercolorist John Fitzgibbon and
Johns work will be featured as the opening
show for the season in the Main Gallery. The next
month will feature a pastel workshop by Sarcoxie
pastel artist Mary Lou Reed and she too will have
an art show of her work beginning at that time.
The group of potters and ceramic artists that
comprise MIDWEST CLAY ARTISTS will be in the Main
Gallery for a group show in April, and of course
our usual Membership Show in June. Later in the
summer we hope to feature a corporate show from
artists from one of our large corporations in the
area, and a photography show from Joplin artist
Bill Perry. The fall will feature work of
watercolor artist Marilyn York of Olathe Kansas
and later the work of Donna Roberts of Joplin who
works in mixed water-media. Along the way we will
feature a seminar class by Joplin resident and
former museum curator, art appraiser, and
consultant Michael Bell who will speak to artists
and collectors alike on the subjects of art
pricing, conservation, collecting and selling,
shows and marketing. We are especially excited
about this opportunity! So the new year looms
ahead.
The classes and workshops
mentioned above are open to all, but members of
artCentral will receive discounted fees so that
is another good reason to join artCentral this
year, to keep abreast of what will be offered in
the future. We have had so many requests for
classes and this is one area that I would like to
build upon additionally. If you are an artist and
would like to teach a pottery workshop, a
photography workshop, anything not already
scheduled, please call me at artCentral. We also
are interested in artists willing to have small
shows in the Member Gallery, as none are
scheduled yet for 2007. My number is 417 358
4404.
And now, mark your calendars
for August 25th and be with us for A LOVE AFFAIR
WITH WOOD by sculptor Larry Oliver! See you
there.
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