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published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, August 31, 2006 Volume XV, Number
54
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The City
of Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes
Monday, August 28th through Friday, September
1st. Areas will be sprayed in the evening of the
day of regular trash pickup between 8 p.m. and
11:30 p.m. It is recommended to turn off attic or
window fans when the sprayer is in the immediate
area.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Recycling Drop-off Center and Composting
Lot will be closed Tuesday, September 5th in
observance of Labor Day. Regular operating days
and times are Tues. - Sat., 8:30 - 4:30 p.m.
Did Ya Know?... The
American Business Womens Association Peace
Star Chapter of Carthage invites you to join us
for "The Daniel ODonnell Show" in
Branson, November 25, 2006. Shopping and
sightseeing at "The Branson Landing",
and Lunch at "B.T. Bones". Cost for the
trip, $69.50. Reservations before Oct. 3rd, call
Sally Metcalf, 394-2213.
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today's
laugh
Nothing is all wrong. Even a
clock that stops is right twice a day. - Morey
Amsterdam
If at first you dont
succeed, failure may be your thing. - Milton
Berle
My brother-in-law worked in a
winery stepping on grapes. He got fired one day
when they caught him sitting down on the job. -
Henny Youngman
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Fish Fry at Rock Dam.
Mr. and Mrs. L.R. Roberts
took a party of little folks up the river to Rock dam
yesterday, where they had a picnic and fish fry. The
party comprised Willie Orr, Ben and Oren Burke, Frank
Calvert, Walt, Earnest and Edith Roberts.
A Department Store.
What is it? It is simply
an old fashioned country store enlarged, organized and
systemized or it might be said, it is a number of stores
combined under one roof and management.
The advantage of this
evolution is to do business on a smaller per cent of
expense. Every department or store added to the
establishment reduces the per cent of cost doing business
as a whole, so that merchandise can be sold at less
profits than under the old system. Thus we find that the
small stores put up a vigorous fight against department
stores because they cannot compete in prices. Consumers
of goods are interested in department stores. R.H. Rose.
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Today's
Feature
Sixth Annual
Festival of Friends.
The Sixth Annual
Festival of Friends will be held at Carthage
Central Park on September 16, 2006 from 3-7 p.m.
The Carthage Multicultural Committee invites the
public to attend the free event that celebrates
diversity.
Attendees can
visit displays representative of numerous
cultures that include such items as artwork,
pottery, traditional dress, pictures,
music/videos, food/drink samples, and more. A
variety of entertainment will be provided to
include music, song and dance (with specific
names of participating groups and individuals to
be announced in the near future). Activities for
children will be offered and passports will be
provided so festival attendees can have them
stamped/signed by displayers.
Businesses and
nonprofits have an opportunity to showcase their
organizations and many door prizes and giveaways
are part of the occasion.
Vendors provide an
assortment of ethnic and American foods and
drinks. The Festival of friends is fun and
educational. It provides a wonderful opportunity
to come together and as the festival passports
states, "to experience the world!"
PRAIRIE
DAY CELEBRATION.
The public is
invited to a Prairie Day Celebration at George
Washington Carver National Monument on September
9, 2006! This most enjoyable annual event takes
place from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. across the park
grounds and at the historic 1881 Moses Carver
House. Come and enjoy horse-drawn wagon rides,
living history demonstrations, and bluegrass
music! There will also be a variety of exhibits
including live Missouri reptiles, wood sculpting,
and quilts galore!
Visitors will be
invited to make a candle, churn butter, card wool
and wash laundry the old-fashioned way. Park
interpreters will be cooking with Dutch ovens and
sharing recipes used by our ancestors. The Chuck
Wagon will be on display with all the wares of
19th century wagon train travel. Additional
demonstrations include basket weaving, spinning
fibers, making lye-soap, and wood carving.
Schedule:
10 a.m. 10:25 a.m. Elaine Smith, Dulcimer
10:30 a.m. 10:55 a.m. Lost Creek Bluegrass
11 a.m. 11:25 a.m. Cecil "Panhandle
Slim" Williams
11:30 a.m. 11:55 a.m. Saved by Grace
Quartet
12 p.m. 12:25 p.m. The Harrells Folk
Music
12:30 p.m. 12:55 p.m. Now or Never
Bluegrass
1 p.m. 1:25 p.m. Ripplin Creek
Bluegrass
1:30 p.m. 1:55 p.m. Granny Chicks
Bluegrass
2 p.m. 2:25 p.m. Cecil "Panhandle
Slim" Williams
2:30 p.m. 3:30 p.m. DeWayne & Barbara
Smith (music &storytelling)
3:30 p.m. 4 p.m. Carl Junction Tale
Spinners (storytelling)
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Stench Report:
Wednesday,
8/30/06
No Stench
Reported on Carthage Square.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I swallowed a ball bearing
when I was four or five. Bout the size of a
good shooter marble. My mom took me the sixteen
or so miles to the nearest doctor and he put me
under a fluoroscope. He could see the object and
said "this too will pass."I dont know how big the machine
really was, but I laid on my back and a large
glass panel lowered down close to my body. I
remember bein reassured by Doc that
Id be o.k. and I believed him. The main
thing I was upset about was not bein able
to see the bearing in my belly. This was pretty
excitin stuff for a kid that still listened
to the Lone Ranger on the radio.
My older brother convinced me I
glowed in the dark but I could never tell. I
never saw that ball bearing again, but then I
never went lookin for it either.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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By Tom & Ray MagliozziSpeed Bumps Spark
Great Debate
Dear Tom and Ray:
Hello! I live in a
condominium complex, and there is a great debate
we need your help with! We have a question about
speed bumps and possible injury to someones
front-end alignment. Our speed bumps are
removable, and they are approximately 12 to 16
inches wide and 4 inches high. They are bolted
down when in place; we remove them during the
winter for easy snow removal. They are made out
of some type of heavy-duty plastic. When winter
was over, it was time for us to get them
re-installed, and several residents said their
car alignment has been damaged by the speed
bumps. Several of us made the comment that they
needed to slow down, but we were reassured that
they were going very slowly over these speed
bumps when the damage occurred. The cars that
supposedly have been damaged are small cars like
Hondas and Toyotas. Is it possible for a speed
bump to damage the front-end alignment or cause
any other damage to the vehicle if the driver is
going at a proper speed over the speed bumps? Any
comments you have would be appreciated! Thanks
for your time - Rosemary.
RAY: No. Going
over speed bumps at a reasonable speed will never
cause alignment problems. Or any other problems
for your car.
TOM: So these
people are either doing their best Flying Tomato
impersonations when crossing the speed bumps, or
theyre trying - in a roundabout way - to
recoup some of their condo association dues.
RAY: Tell them to
go jump in the condo association lake, Rosemary.
They have no case.
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