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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 173

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... A Chili Feed and silent auction will be held February 25, 2006 from 11-2 p.m. in the First Christian Church Lighthouse (corner Main and Chestnut). Chili, cheese, crackers, dessert and drinks. Cost for Adults - $5.00, Children 6-13 $3.00 and under 5 Free. All proceeds to benefit Carthage FFA. Students attending the Washington Leadership Conference.

Did Ya Know?... Volunteers will be at the C.A.N. D.O. Senior Center to help seniors apply for the Missouri Property Tax Credit. Mondays from 9 a.m. to noon from January 30 to April 10.

Did Ya Know?... The Powers Museum is seeking veterans to join the Veterans History Project. We are collecting histories of those who served our country and those who supported them. Please contact the museum at 358-2667 to learn more about the project or visit www.loc.gov/vets

today's laugh

Of course, the large size of movie theater popcorn is a very good buy, because once you eat the popcorn, you can have the container made into a summer home.

From the moment I picked up your book until I had laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to read it. - Groucho Marx

He got beat up so much in high school that he went to a 4-year college just to heal.

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Brand It A Fake.

Sensational Story That Gas Mains would be Blown Up By Strikers.

Startling reports in the form of telegraphic dispatches to the press bureaus recently went out from Parsons, Kan., to the effect that a plot had been discovered in which coal miners who expect to go on a strike, would blow up natural gas mains and thus deprive southeastern Kansans and Jasper county, Mo., of light and fuel.

Local gas men have investigated the report and brand it a fake. Coal miners’ unions in Kansas have denounced the plot and say that it must have originated in the fertile brain of some unscrupulous press correspondent. However the report was given enough credence in Parsons to cause the gas men to arrange for a patrolling of their gas mains should a strike occur.

Porcelain and gold crowns, bridge work. Painless extraction. Gas given if desired. Prices moderate. - M.J. McClurg, Dentist.

 

Today's Feature

Powers Museum Lakeside Program.

News release

The Powers Museum announces its new program schedule that will highlight at least one public presentation every month throughout 2006. Beginning even before the museum re-opens at its 1617 West Oak facility in Carthage in mid-March, the museum will be hosting a special program and sharing session devoted to Lakeside Park, Saturday, February 25 at 1:00 p.m. at the Carthage Public Library Annex building at 6th and Garrison. The program is free and open to the public.

Ashley Taylor, Missouri Southern State University student, will present her research on Lakeside Park that was conducted for a special US Environmental History class taught by MSSU History Professor Dr. Larry Cebula in the spring of 2005. The class focused on the Spring River watershed and various issues related to the area’s water resources like recreation. Ms. Taylor will share her research and pictures collected during the project. She has requested those attending who have images or souvenirs of Lakeside to bring them for sharing, too. Anyone with remembrances or family oral histories on Lakeside are encouraged to participate as well. If owners permit, the Powers Museum will scan items brought to the program for inclusion in its Lakeside Park vertical files.

In addition to Ms. Taylor, Powers Museum Director/Curator Michele Hansford will be on hand to introduce the other programs in the series and pass out flyers for future reference. In honor of Women’s History Month in March, retired Crowder College English Professor Glenna Wallace will reprise her "Heartland Chautauqua" portrayal of Mary Elizabeth Lease that was given during last summer’s Chautauqua in Diamond MO. Mrs. Lease was associated with the Populist movement as well as temperance and suffrage campaigns.

For further information on the February program or others in the series call the Powers Museum, 417-358-2667 or email pmuseum@ecarthage.com. The entire museum schedule for 2006 can be seen at www.powersmuseum.com/schedule/schedule.html

Stench Report:
Tuesday,
2/21/06

No Stench Detected..

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
Where I grew up, school was just across the ball diamond from my house. ‘Course I still tell tales ‘bout havin’ ta walk to school ever’ day. I do sometimes fail to mention it was only a half a block.

The school yard was almost two square blocks, so there was always plenty a room. It had the only baseball field in town until they built the one over by the high school. Even put up lights. ‘Course that was a little over two blocks away. Even at that distance, it was hard to convince the folks a car was needed to get back and forth ta school. Had ta walk that stretch most of the time too.

I suppose that’s why I always wanted to live on a farm. Those kids got ta drive the pick-up into town. Most hauled a set a plow shears in the back. That way they could drive with a restricted license cause they were always on "agricultural errand".

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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