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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 Volume XIV,
Number 173
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... A Chili
Feed and silent auction will be held February 25,
2006 from 11-2 p.m. in the First Christian Church
Lighthouse (corner Main and Chestnut). Chili,
cheese, crackers, dessert and drinks. Cost for
Adults - $5.00, Children 6-13 $3.00 and under 5
Free. All proceeds to benefit Carthage FFA.
Students attending the Washington Leadership
Conference.
Did Ya Know?...
Volunteers will be at the C.A.N. D.O. Senior
Center to help seniors apply for the Missouri
Property Tax Credit. Mondays from 9 a.m. to noon
from January 30 to April 10.
Did Ya Know?... The
Powers Museum is seeking veterans to join the
Veterans History Project. We are collecting
histories of those who served our country and
those who supported them. Please contact the
museum at 358-2667 to learn more about the
project or visit www.loc.gov/vets
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today's
laugh
Of course, the large size of
movie theater popcorn is a very good buy, because
once you eat the popcorn, you can have the
container made into a summer home.
From the moment I picked up
your book until I had laid it down, I was
convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to
read it. - Groucho Marx
He got beat up so much in high
school that he went to a 4-year college just to
heal.
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Brand It A Fake.
Sensational Story That
Gas Mains would be Blown Up By Strikers.
Startling reports in the
form of telegraphic dispatches to the press bureaus
recently went out from Parsons, Kan., to the effect that
a plot had been discovered in which coal miners who
expect to go on a strike, would blow up natural gas mains
and thus deprive southeastern Kansans and Jasper county,
Mo., of light and fuel.
Local gas men have
investigated the report and brand it a fake. Coal
miners unions in Kansas have denounced the plot and
say that it must have originated in the fertile brain of
some unscrupulous press correspondent. However the report
was given enough credence in Parsons to cause the gas men
to arrange for a patrolling of their gas mains should a
strike occur.
Porcelain and gold crowns,
bridge work. Painless extraction. Gas given if desired.
Prices moderate. - M.J. McClurg, Dentist.
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Today's
Feature
Powers Museum
Lakeside Program.
News release
The Powers Museum
announces its new program schedule that will
highlight at least one public presentation every
month throughout 2006. Beginning even before the
museum re-opens at its 1617 West Oak facility in
Carthage in mid-March, the museum will be hosting
a special program and sharing session devoted to
Lakeside Park, Saturday, February 25 at 1:00 p.m.
at the Carthage Public Library Annex building at
6th and Garrison. The program is free and open to
the public.
Ashley Taylor,
Missouri Southern State University student, will
present her research on Lakeside Park that was
conducted for a special US Environmental History
class taught by MSSU History Professor Dr. Larry
Cebula in the spring of 2005. The class focused
on the Spring River watershed and various issues
related to the areas water resources like
recreation. Ms. Taylor will share her research
and pictures collected during the project. She
has requested those attending who have images or
souvenirs of Lakeside to bring them for sharing,
too. Anyone with remembrances or family oral
histories on Lakeside are encouraged to
participate as well. If owners permit, the Powers
Museum will scan items brought to the program for
inclusion in its Lakeside Park vertical files.
In addition to Ms.
Taylor, Powers Museum Director/Curator Michele
Hansford will be on hand to introduce the other
programs in the series and pass out flyers for
future reference. In honor of Womens
History Month in March, retired Crowder College
English Professor Glenna Wallace will reprise her
"Heartland Chautauqua" portrayal of
Mary Elizabeth Lease that was given during last
summers Chautauqua in Diamond MO. Mrs.
Lease was associated with the Populist movement
as well as temperance and suffrage campaigns.
For further
information on the February program or others in
the series call the Powers Museum, 417-358-2667
or email pmuseum@ecarthage.com. The entire museum
schedule for 2006 can be seen at www.powersmuseum.com/schedule/schedule.html
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Stench Report:
Tuesday,
2/21/06
No Stench
Detected..
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Where I grew up, school was just across the ball
diamond from my house. Course I still tell
tales bout havin ta walk to school
ever day. I do sometimes fail to mention it
was only a half a block. The
school yard was almost two square blocks, so
there was always plenty a room. It had the only
baseball field in town until they built the one
over by the high school. Even put up lights.
Course that was a little over two blocks
away. Even at that distance, it was hard to
convince the folks a car was needed to get back
and forth ta school. Had ta walk that stretch
most of the time too.
I suppose thats why I
always wanted to live on a farm. Those kids got
ta drive the pick-up into town. Most hauled a set
a plow shears in the back. That way they could
drive with a restricted license cause they were
always on "agricultural errand".
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Here's
A Tip
By JoAnn Derson
"Tired of fighting to make the bits of paper
from your shredder fit into your trash bag? Next
time you empty the collection basket, line it
with a trash bag -- its much easier!"
-- M.W. in Florida
"If you are out of
anti-static and/or fabric-softener sheets,
youll find that a sheet of waxed paper can
take its place." -- D.H.M. in New York
Several readers wrote in
to point out a flaw in "B.K. in
Floridas" thinking when leaving a set
of keys for guests with an attached map and
address. Beware, they said, for if the keys were
ever lost, a thief would have directions to your
house along with the key. Thanks for all the
write-ins. One reader, M.R. in Washington,
offered a helpful suggestion: "Instead, use
a friend or neighbors address. Theyll
know how to find you, and the keys wont
work at their house."
If your sneakers are
smelly, try this: Stick a sheet of fabric
softener in each one. Let them set overnight, and
most of the time the smell will be out by
morning. Of course, you should rotate your
tennies to help them "breathe," since
wearing the same shoes day after day can foster
bacteria growth -- meaning your sneaks will
really stink.
"To get sheets and
towels to dry faster, try adding a tennis ball to
the dryer. It bounces around inside the drum
while the cycle is going, and breaks up large
items that tend to crumple into a ball." --
C.L. in Illinois
"Keep your frosting
looking glossy by giving your cake a little fluff
-- with a hair dryer -- before guests come over.
If your frosting fades and looks dull, just give
the whole cake a one-minute once-over, holding
the hair dryer about 5-7 inches away from the
frosting and set on high. It will soften up the
frosting and leave it looking like you just made
the cake." -- R.L. in California
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