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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, February 6, 2006 Volume XIV, Number
161
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?...
Volunteers will be at the C.A.N. D.O. Senior
Center to help seniors apply for the Missouri
Property Tax Credit. Mondays from 9 a.m. to noon
from January 30 to April 10.
Did Ya Know?... The
Powers Museum is seeking veterans to join the
Veterans History Project. We are collecting
histories of those who served our country and
those who supported them. Please contact the
museum at 358-2667 to learn more about the
project or visit www.loc.gov/vets
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today's
laugh
Millions long for immortality
who do not know what to do with themselves on a
rainy Sunday afternoon - Susan Ertz
Wife: You have got to help me,
doctor. My husband keeps going around the house
emptying ashtrays. He even does it in public
places. I cant stand it!
Psychiatrist: Thats not at all unusual;
lots of people empty ashtrays.
Wife: Into their mouths?
Rampage - The page in the
encyclopedia about male sheep.
The fees for withdrawing money
from your ATM are expected to double or even
triple. Basically the ATMs have become full
service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM,
the ATM robs you. You eliminate the middleman. -
Jay Leno
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Ten Years Ago Today.
Turnkey, W.H. Crane at the
county jail told a reporter that he thought imprisonment
for vagrancy during "these hard times" was
shameful. Nine "vags" had just been sent in
from Webb City.
A story was told about a
"well known society young lady" being caught in
a treacherous folding bed. She was unhurt, but considered
her escape a very narrow one.
Your Letter Reflects
You.
Then why allow yourself to
write on any old scrap of paper when something better can
be easily obtained? We would like you to examine our
stock of Eton-Hurlbut and Whiting Stationary. Here are
papers that appeal to all tastes. They come in all grades
and tints and are suitable for all kinds of
correspondence whether love, business or just friendly.
15¢ to $1.50 per box. - The Post Drug Company,
Prescription and Family Druggists.
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Today's
Feature
Examine Permit
Fees.
The City Council
Public Works Committee will meet Tuesday
afternoon at 5 p.m. in the Council Chambers of
City Hall. Items on the agenda include the
discussion of permit fees.
At the previous
meeting Public Works Director Chad Wampler
informed the committee that the department is
looking at potential modifications to existing
fee structure. The changes would reflect the
amount of paper work and man-hours required to
complete each inspection. No action was taken at
that meeting but Wampler asked the committee to
examine the numbers for recommendations at the
next meeting.
Other items on the
agenda include the bids for continued improvement
to the C.A.N. D.O. Over 60 Center.
Department
Unveils TRAC.
News release
The Missouri
Department of Revenue announced today that
Missourians have a new way to check the status of
their tax returns this year. The
departments new Interactive Voice Response
system, called TRAC will give taxpayers the
option of using the telephone to obtain
information on the status of their tax return.
Taxpayers can access TRAC by calling (573)
526-TAXX (8299).
"We are
entering the busiest time of the year for the
Department of Revenue and are doing all we can to
help our customers," said the department
director Trish Vincent. "I am happy
weve expanded the options available to
taypayers who want to track their return with a
phone rather than log on to a computer. Last year
Governor Blunt said our state has a
typewriter government in an internet
age. Our ability to offer both online and
telephone options gets us closer to his goal of
making better use of technology."
TRAC joins the
departments Online Personal Tax Return
inquiry system, available at www.dor.mo.gov. Both
options are quick, easy ways for taxpayers to
learn about the status of their tax returns -
including the status of a refund check.
To use the online
or telephone service, taxpayers will input the
first social security on the tax return, the
taxpayers filling status, and the expected
refund or balance. Users of the phone inquiry
system should expect the call to last about 3
minutes. The department has processed more than
112,000 returns thus far including more than
95,000 refunds. Last year, the department issued
1,858,535 refunds and processed 2,687,759 tax
returns. Refunds totaled $752,295,803.
"We are
receiving more tax returns every day, and I
strongly urge Missourians to file early,"
said Vincent. "If youre owed a refund,
filing now can put that money back in your pocket
sooner." She is confident that the
department can continue mailing refund checks at
a steady pace. "Governor Blunts common
sense leadership has ended the practice of
withholding your dollars to balance the
states budget," she said.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
2/3/06
No Stench
Reported
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
In the small town where I grew up, I guess
bout everone was on the fire
department. The siren would go off and folks from
all over town would scramble to the station for
the ride on one a the two trucks owned by the
community. Those who
missed the truck would arrive at various
intervals in their private vehicles.
I dont remember ever
havin an acutal house fire in town, mostly
grass fires out in the country.
Course at the time I
wasnt old enough ta hitch a ride, but
Id run to the fire house and watch the
trucks pull out with the lonesome red light on
top slowly blinkin and the sirens
singin. When the truck pulled back in,
folks would wander back to their regular jobs.
Not real excitin, but always a good sign.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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By Samantha MazzottaCost-Effective
Shelving
Q: I rented a
small studio near my college that has very little
storage space, especially in the kitchen, which
has only a couple of cabinets under the counter.
My landlord gave the OK to put in cabinets, but I
have no budget for that. Do you have any other
ideas? -- Jack in New Hampshire
A: The best option
for your wallet would be to add shelves to the
kitchen. This can be done in place of cabinets,
and later, should you or the landlord decide to
upgrade, the shelves can easily be removed.
Home-improvement
stores carry a fairly wide assortment of
ready-made shelving, ranging from the most basic
particle-board kits to attractive custom-designed
materials. Youll want to go with the
former, which can be purchased for just a few
dollars and need only basic tools to assemble and
mount.
But before heading
to the store, dig out the measuring tape, pencil
and paper. Sketch out a rough design of how you
want the shelves laid out.
Shelves consist of
three basic items: standards, the vertical
supports that attach directly to the wall;
brackets, which fit into the standards and hold
the shelves; and the shelves themselves. A
bracket-standard assembly every 24 inches should
support a shelf, and the shelf should never
extend more than 8 inches past the last bracket.
Standards should
ideally be screwed into wall studs to provide
maximum support. Even placement of the standards
is important, so that the brackets will line up
correctly. So use a level as you set the
standards. Once the standards are in place, you
can snap in the brackets and set the shelves atop
them.
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