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published every weekday except major holidays
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 Volume XIV, Number
142
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is
open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located
at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center.
Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP
Logbook available.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage Recycling & Composting Centers
hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.,
Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
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today's
laugh
A man in Washington State
almost died when he kissed hi pet rattlesnake on
the lips. He was rushed to the hospital and
listed in "serious" condition. Hours
later, doctors were able to upgrade his condition
to merely "stupid." - Caroline Rhea
Student: I hear that fish is
brain food.
Roommate: Yeah, I eat it all the time.
Student: Well, there goes another theory.
I got into an argument with my
girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good
place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her
and had to slam the flap. - Mitch Hedberg
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Gas Shut Off Awhile.
Many a Dinner Got Cold
while Cooking - Pressure Stopped for Some Reason.
Many a good dinner was
spoiled in the cooking at noon today. Suddenly at 11:55
all gas in the City stopped short and not a particle
flowed into the main.
The cause is inexplicable.
Whatever it was it was outside the City, between Carthage
and Webb City. The regulators, located at different
places in the City, are so arranged that when the
pressure stops for a moment they shut off and cannot be
turned on again except by mechanical arrangements. This
is done in order to prevent accidents. The gas cannot get
past them after they are shut off.
Not until every consumer
in the City had been notified on the turning on of the
gas was it turned into the mains again. This precaution
will always be taken in Carthage.
A telephone message from
Webb City said there was no trouble at that City and gas
was flowing as usual. Therefore the trouble with the
pressure was on this side of there. Up to 2 p.m. the
failure of pressure had not been accounted for.
It was 1:25 when the gas
came on again. It could have been turned long before that
but the delay was for the purpose of notifying consumers.
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Today's
Feature
Board Discusses
New High School Site.
The Carthage R-9
Board of Education met Monday evening in a public
forum to discuss a bond issue for the potential
construction of a new high school facility. The
facility is to be located in the 200,000 square
foot lot that is bordered by River Street,
Airport Drive and Fir Road across from the
southernmost watertower. The timeline for the
project lists the bond issue vote for this new
construction in the April 4, 2006 election.
In the meeting
Assistant Superintendent for Business Mark Baker
outlined the demographics of the school system.
Baker cited 2.3% growth in the system since 1999
and a 5.1 percent growth in the last year. Since
1996 Carthage schools have added 52 new teaching
positions including 14 new positions in the K-6
program.
R-9 President Tony
Diggs announced the potential new site of the
school. Diggs spoke about previous plans to
construct a new facility at the corner of Chapel
Road and HH Highway saying that the idea was met
with concerns due to speed limits on the highway
and its proximity to an elementary school. Diggs
said that the school board has secured an option
to buy the prospective property which is closer
to the geographic center of the district.
Gary Jackson of
Hight-Jackson Associates gave an overview of the
proposal which would re-configure the division of
grades. If the bond issue is approved grades 9-12
would occupy the new building and grades 7 and 8
would occupy the present High School building.
The 7th and 8th grades would require a closed
campus for lunch. This would necessitate the
expansion of the current high school lunch room,
according to Jackson. The re-configuration would
see the 5th and 6th grades occupying the current
Junior high building and K-4 in present
elementary buildings.
January 2009 would
be the earliest date of occupancy for the
proposed building if the bond is passed in the
April 2006 election .
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Stench Report:
Monday,
1/7/06
No Stench Detected
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
I try not to pay a lot of attention to tv
commercials. I usually occupy myself by
tryin to read the fine print that seems to
accompany all of the ads makin some kind of
claim to a better life.One
the other night I noticed was for a life
alterin mattress. Underneath the shot of a
couple comfortable sleepin the night away
were the words "Actual Portrayal". This
rates right up there with "artificial
margarine".
What other kind of portrayal is
there? Could it have been an "Artificial
portrayal" of the good nights sleep?
Then the actors would only be playin like
they were actin like they were asleep. Or
if they were actually asleep they wouldnt
be actin so it wouldnt be a portrayal
at all. Just a scene of people sleepin. Who
writes this stuff?
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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