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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 142

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center. Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP Logbook available.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Recycling & Composting Center’s hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road.

Did Ya Know?. . .You can now adopt some of the Carthage Humane Society’s cutest kittens at the Carthage Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during regular office hours. For more info call 358-4914.

today's laugh

A man in Washington State almost died when he kissed hi pet rattlesnake on the lips. He was rushed to the hospital and listed in "serious" condition. Hours later, doctors were able to upgrade his condition to merely "stupid." - Caroline Rhea

Student: I hear that fish is brain food.
Roommate: Yeah, I eat it all the time.
Student: Well, there goes another theory.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her and had to slam the flap. - Mitch Hedberg

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Gas Shut Off Awhile.

Many a Dinner Got Cold while Cooking - Pressure Stopped for Some Reason.

Many a good dinner was spoiled in the cooking at noon today. Suddenly at 11:55 all gas in the City stopped short and not a particle flowed into the main.

The cause is inexplicable. Whatever it was it was outside the City, between Carthage and Webb City. The regulators, located at different places in the City, are so arranged that when the pressure stops for a moment they shut off and cannot be turned on again except by mechanical arrangements. This is done in order to prevent accidents. The gas cannot get past them after they are shut off.

Not until every consumer in the City had been notified on the turning on of the gas was it turned into the mains again. This precaution will always be taken in Carthage.

A telephone message from Webb City said there was no trouble at that City and gas was flowing as usual. Therefore the trouble with the pressure was on this side of there. Up to 2 p.m. the failure of pressure had not been accounted for.

It was 1:25 when the gas came on again. It could have been turned long before that but the delay was for the purpose of notifying consumers.

 

Today's Feature

Board Discusses New High School Site.

The Carthage R-9 Board of Education met Monday evening in a public forum to discuss a bond issue for the potential construction of a new high school facility. The facility is to be located in the 200,000 square foot lot that is bordered by River Street, Airport Drive and Fir Road across from the southernmost watertower. The timeline for the project lists the bond issue vote for this new construction in the April 4, 2006 election.

In the meeting Assistant Superintendent for Business Mark Baker outlined the demographics of the school system. Baker cited 2.3% growth in the system since 1999 and a 5.1 percent growth in the last year. Since 1996 Carthage schools have added 52 new teaching positions including 14 new positions in the K-6 program.

R-9 President Tony Diggs announced the potential new site of the school. Diggs spoke about previous plans to construct a new facility at the corner of Chapel Road and HH Highway saying that the idea was met with concerns due to speed limits on the highway and its proximity to an elementary school. Diggs said that the school board has secured an option to buy the prospective property which is closer to the geographic center of the district.

Gary Jackson of Hight-Jackson Associates gave an overview of the proposal which would re-configure the division of grades. If the bond issue is approved grades 9-12 would occupy the new building and grades 7 and 8 would occupy the present High School building. The 7th and 8th grades would require a closed campus for lunch. This would necessitate the expansion of the current high school lunch room, according to Jackson. The re-configuration would see the 5th and 6th grades occupying the current Junior high building and K-4 in present elementary buildings.

January 2009 would be the earliest date of occupancy for the proposed building if the bond is passed in the April 2006 election .

Stench Report:
Monday,
1/7/06

No Stench Detected

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
I try not to pay a lot of attention to tv commercials. I usually occupy myself by tryin’ to read the fine print that seems to accompany all of the ads makin’ some kind of claim to a better life.

One the other night I noticed was for a life alterin’ mattress. Underneath the shot of a couple comfortable sleepin’ the night away were the words "Actual Portrayal". This rates right up there with "artificial margarine".

What other kind of portrayal is there? Could it have been an "Artificial portrayal" of the good night’s sleep? Then the actors would only be playin’ like they were actin’ like they were asleep. Or if they were actually asleep they wouldn’t be actin’ so it wouldn’t be a portrayal at all. Just a scene of people sleepin’. Who writes this stuff?

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

Sponsored
by:
McCune- Brooks Hospital
To Your Good Health
By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.

Outlook for Lupus Has Greatly Improved

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I would greatly appreciate it if you would write an article on lupus. Thank you in advance for any information and help on this matter. -- R.L.

ANSWER: Lupus is an example of an illness caused by an immune system that turns against its own body. It is, therefore, an autoimmune disease.

Usually it comes on between the ages of 20 and 45, and the preponderance of patients are women.

Lupus attacks many body organs and tissues. The skin can break out in a variety of rashes, but a common one is a redness of the cheeks and bridge of the nose. The skin is quite sensitive to sunlight, and exposure to it can often cause a worsening of symptoms.

Joints frequently become swollen and painful. The heart and the heart covering can be involved. Heart valves can become deformed, and inflammation of the pericardium (the heart covering) gives rise to chest pain. Lupus can attack nerves. The kidneys are often involved, with a resulting increase in blood pressure and a loss of protein in the urine.

Today’s medicines can control lupus for most patients. More than 90 percent of lupus patients are still living 10 years after diagnosis, and 70 percent are living longer than 20 years. Such success in treating lupus was unheard of even a few short decades ago.

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