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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 Volume XIV,
Number 143
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
McCune-Brooks Auxiliary will meet January 11 in
the mbh cafeteria. Refreshments at 9:30 a.m. with
the meeting following at 10:00 a.m.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage Recycling & Composting Centers
hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.,
Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
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today's
laugh
Customer: This coffee tastes
like mud.
Waiter: Well, it was ground this morning.
I started boxing for exercise,
and on the very first day, the trainer got in the
ring with me and said, "Whoever controls the
breathing in the ring controls the fight." I
immediately passed out. - Gary Shandling
Ruth: Where did Walter go?
Juliet: Hes round in front.
Ruth: I know what he looks like, I just wanted to
know where he went.
I love blackjack, but Im
not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to
sitting in a semicircle. - Mitch Hedberg
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Endorses The
Proposition.
Factory for
Manufacturing Barker Barometer Should be Located Here.
Editor - I have heard many
speak of your editorial on locating the factory for the
manufacturing the Barker alarm barometer in Carthage and
all agree with you. There is a big demand for barometers
of all kinds and there is not a factory making them in
the United States except the few turned out by the
government for its own use. They are all made in Germany
or England.
Of course the factory will
have to start on a small beginning but the demand of its
output will in a few years make it an industry that will
equal any other in the United States. It is the small
factories building as business increases that make a
success. Get this one for Carthage by all means.
Why should we let Joplin,
Webb City or Kansas City have this factory when we can
get it ourselves. We seldom have an opportunity like this
so let us embrace it and encourage home industries. -
I.W. Drieschach
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Today's
Feature
Relay For Life
Captains To Meet.
News release
Relay For Life of
Carthage is just around the corner. Team captains
are invited to attend a kickoff event on Monday,
January 9 at 5:45 p.m. at Grace Episcopal Church,
820 Howard, Carthage. Chili, soft drink and
dessert will be provided. Persons interested in
being on a team, or volunteering as a team
captain should plan on attending this event. Team
packets will also be distributed. Those who are
interested in attending may reach Roger Kirby,
Team Recruitment Coordinator at 358-3654. Those
who would like to have a team and have not
registered may contact Roger or Catherine
Singleton at the American Cancer Society office
at (417) 627-7506 or (888) 379-2233, ext. 7506.
Relay For Life is
a fun-filled, overnight event that mobilizes
communities throughout the country to celebrate
survivors, remember loved ones, and raise money
for the fight against cancer.
Survivors and
current cancer patients, their families,
businesses, civic organizations, and the public
are invited to take part in this exciting team
event. Relay For Life takes place on Friday, June
2, 2006 until 7 a.m. on Saturday, June 3, 2006 at
Central Park in Carthage.
Teams of eight to
15 members gather with tents and sleeping bags to
participate in the largest fund-raising walk in
the nation. Relay For Life brings together
friends, families, businesses, hospitals,
schools, churches and people from all walks of
life. Teams seek sponsorship prior to the Relay,
all with the goal of supporting a cure for
cancer.
For more
information on cancer, Call the American Cancer
Societys 24-hour help line at
1-800-ACS-2345 or visit their web site at
www.cancer.org.
The American
Cancer Society is the nationwide,
community-based, voluntary health organization
dedicated to eliminating cancer as a major health
problem by preventing cancer, saving lives, and
diminishing suffering from cancer through
research, education, advocacy, and service.
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Stench Report:
Tuesday,
1/10/06
No Stench Detected
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
I actually hear from time to time folks who
complain that we just dont have a real
winter anymore. Usually
the thought is emphasized by the fact that they
used ta go ice skatin on Kellogg lake back
when.
I used ta roller skate on a
pretty regular basis down at the rink, but
Ive only been on ice skates a couple a
times. Never out on a lake. I imagine havin
a nice fire burnin on shore and dozens a
folks slidin from here to there with a
light snow in the air. Kids screamin and
adults yellin to the kids to be careful.
Marathon races and couples aimlessly gliding to
points unknown. Im sure it was an
upliftin experience.
I also see frost bit toes and a
dribblin nose and lost gloves and when push
comes to shove, I still like 60 degree Januaries.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Here's
A Tip
By JoAnn Derson
"To keep track of the amount spent on gift
cards, I write the balance on the card with a
magic marker. As long as you avoid the barcode
area, you can write whatever you like on the card
without ruining it." -- D.L. via e-mail
"Binder clips from
the office-supply store work great for closing
bags, like chips, vegetables, etc. You can get a
box of 10 for half the cost of a regular
"chip clip," and they are easy to
use." -- J.L. in Washington
"I keep my lotions
and sprays tidy on my vanity by corralling them
in a small wooden box that is meant to be a
window box for plants. I painted it to match the
decor in my bathroom, and it looks nice and
neat." -- F.J. in Florida
When making cookies, try
lining the baking sheet with aluminum foil. When
the cookies are done, you can just lift the foil
and cookies together off the baking sheet to
cool, and the pan doesnt need to be washed.
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