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Monday, January 16, 2006 Volume XIV, Number
146
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Oak
Street Health & Herbs has a pair of
prescription sunglasses that were left in the
store. For more information call 358-0990.
Did Ya Know?. . .Jasper
County Employees are having a Chili Supper Jan.
20, 2006 for Relay For Life at the First
Christian Church Lighthouse from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.
The needed donation per person is $4.50. Chili,
drink and dessert will be served, also chili
dogs. They will also sell in bulk. All proceeds
go to Relay For Life.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage Recycling & Composting Centers
hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.,
Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road.
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today's
laugh
I had a bag of Fritos, they
were Texas-grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill
marks on them. They reminded me of something:
when we used to fire up the barbecue and throw
down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the
apron on: "Better flip that Frito, Dad. You
know how I like mine." - Mitch Hedberg
Subsidy - A town underneath
another town.
Scientists have announced that
the sun is five billion years old. It just looks
older because its spent so much time in the
sun. - Conan OBrien
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
New Plumbing Firm.
Experts from Eastern
Gas Fields Have Located in Carthage.
Daniel Rockenstine,
managing the West Virginia Gas Fitting Co., has opened a
plumbers shot at 301 East Fourth Street. Mr.
Rockenstine and his several employees all came here
recently from the West Virginia natural gas fields and
consequently understand thoroughly the strange illuminant
which is just now being introduced into Carthage.
Mr. Rockenstine was for 20
years a leading plumber in Parkersburg, W. Va. He brings
to Carthage a handsome stock of plumbing supplies and
carries a full line of the higher grade gas stoves.
Newell Holbrook has sold
for fancy prices two fine collie pups to the Watson
brothers, who came here from Illinois and are closing out
the Winchel stock of implements. The Watsons will take
the pups to Illinois.
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Today's
Feature
R-9 Board
Approves Option to Purchase.
A news release
from the Carthage R-9 Board of Education confirms
that the board approved a $25,000 option to
purchase 80 acres of real estate at the January 9
meeting. The property is bordered by Airport
Drive, Fir Road, River Street and Pearl Street.
This is the lot which was named by the board to
be the prospective building site for a new high
school at the previous meeting. The option will
expire on December 31, 2006 unless the option is
extended. The price of the property is listed at
$1.65 million.
The State of
the State.
State Senator
Gary Nodler news release
The Missouri
Senate joined the members of the House of
Representatives Wednesday night in welcoming
Governor Matt Blunt for his State of the State
Address. Governor Blunt delivered good news: the
difficult decisions that we made last year have
paid off for the citizens of the state, and
Missouris economy is strong.
For the first time
in five years, we are beginning the year with a
small but real budget surplus, rather than a
shortfall. The budget choices that we made last
year are paying off with improved funding for
education, job growth and an improved business
climate as a result of tort reform and workers
compensation reform. The Governor called on us to
continue down this path of efficient, effective
and responsive government.
Governor
Blunts budget reflects the right
priorities, ensuring that our children receive a
first-class education is number one. The Governor
has requested a $167 million increase for K-12
education, fully funding our states new
foundation formula. The Governor also called on
the legislature to find ways to assure that
education spending puts the dollars where they
need to be, which is in the classroom.
I applaud the
Governors proposal for an increase for
funding for public two- and four-year colleges
and universities. That proposal would increase
the higher education budget by more than $17
million and enabling us to provide resources
needed to provide a quality education and hold
down tuition costs.
The Governor also
called for a comprehensive energy action plan. We
will be working to develop a wide-ranging policy
that will focus on rising heating costs,
home-heating assistance for low-income
Missourians, and agriculture-based fuels, such as
ethanol and biodiesel, to produce renewable
energies that decrease dependency on foreign
resources.
The Governor has
requested further scrutiny of Medicaid to
completely eliminate waste, fraud and abuse. He
also asked the General Assembly to take
additional steps to ensure that low-income
Missourians have access to health care.
Additionally, the Governor requested more funding
for residential-care facilities,
smoking-cessation programs and in-home health
care.
The Governor would
also like to see Medicaid restructuring
incorporate advanced technologically to improve
efficiency in benefits. To achieve this, he has
requested the creation of the Health-Care
Technology Fund that would invest funds from the
revenue surplus to accomplish this streamlining.
Additional
gubernatorial priorities include increased
funding for law-enforcement facilities and
increased penalties for criminals. This fight
against criminals includes crime lab funding,
drug courts and stronger penalties for sexual
predators and those who abuse seniors.
I look forward to
working with my fellow lawmakers and the Governor
to guarantee that the state of the state remains
healthy, strong and forward looking.
The Missouri
Senate will stand adjourned on Martin Luther King
Jr. Day, Monday, Jan. 16, and will reconvene on
Tuesday, Jan. 17.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
1/13/06
No Stench Detected
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
It really seems amazing that with all the
advances in technology, no one seems ta be able
to improve much on the basic battry. After all these years and the money and
time spent by the car manufacturers to come up
with a better battry we dont seem ta
be much closer. Some things just dont get
any better.
Seems like they always want ta
tinker with the light bulb. Tryin ta make
em use less electricity and last a hunderd
years. But when it gets down to it, bulbs
havent changed much for the average folks.
Neither has the speech that all fathers give the
kids bout how much it costs to leave
em on.
Now theres a fella
Id like ta meet, the first guy that gave
the "turn off the lights" speech.
Cant improve that.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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This
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By Samantha MazzottaSnow-Shoveling Tips
Were in the depths of
winter now, and while some areas of the country
are already knee-deep in snow, others are
expecting a good deal of it anytime now. If
youre new to the snow-shoveling game, or
just havent done it in awhile, keep a few
things in mind before heading outside to clear
the driveway.
--Dress in layers: Youll
warm up as you shovel, but when you break out in
a sweat your clothing will get damp and quickly
cool off. Then youll get chilled, and
wont be able to continue. So instead, wear
an inside layer of "wicking" clothing
(like thermal underwear), a second layer of
street clothes, a wool sweater or fleece jacket,
and a water-resistant heavy coat. Wear a warm
hat, and water-resistant gloves and shoes.
--Warm up before starting:
While still inside the house, get your blood
pumping a little bit by stretching out, jogging
in place, or other exercise for about five
minutes. This seemingly unimportant step can
prevent muscle pulls and even heart attacks
during shoveling.
--Prep your equipment:
Depending on conditions, in addition to a snow
shovel you might need a spade or a hoe to break
up compacted snow, a heavy-duty broom to sweep
off steps, and a sand/ice-melt mixture to scatter
over an icy walk. Spray a light coating of
lubricating oil or plain old cooking oil along
the edge of your snow shovel, so that snow slides
on and off the shovel more easily.
--Have a plan: Decide exactly
where youll begin shoveling, what areas you
will tackle first, where and when you will end,
and where you will place the snow as you shovel
it.
--Dont load the shovel:
When you begin shoveling, remember to fill the
snow shovel only about halfway. Filling the
shovel will tire you out quickly and make you
vulnerable to injury.
--Dont "throw"
the snow: Rather than lifting the shovel high and
tossing the snow several feet, save your energy
by lifting it only a few inches and moving it to
the right or left of the path. Your arms and back
will thank you.
--Recognize the symptoms of
cold injury: Monitor yourself and helpers
continually for signs of developing hypothermia,
frostbite or other dangerous injuries caused by
cold. If youre cold and just cant get
warm despite the work, go indoors immediately. If
exposed skin feels "weird" -- numb,
tingling, itching, burning or cold -- or has a
white or frozen appearance, get indoors
immediately and contact a doctor for advice.
HOME TIP: Winter is a good time
to clean and prepare outdoor tools for next
season, so take an afternoon or two to scrub away
dirt and rust, coat metal parts with an
all-purpose oil, and rub a thin coat of linseed
oil on wooden handles.
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