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Monday, January 23, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 151

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Lions Club is holding its Annual Pancake Feed January 28 at Carthage Memorial Hall. Advance tickets $3.25 or $3.50 at the door.

Did Ya Know?. . .Jasper County Employees are having a Chili Supper Jan. 20, 2006 for Relay For Life at the First Christian Church Lighthouse from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. The needed donation per person is $4.50. Chili, drink and dessert will be served, also chili dogs. They will also sell in bulk. All proceeds go to Relay For Life.

Did Ya Know?... The Grace Episcopal Church, 820 Howard Street is holding a Pancake Supper Tuesday, Jan. 24 from 5-7 p.m. Adults - $4, Children (under 12) - $2. Sponsored by St. Joseph Society Grace Church.

today's laugh

The price of Prozac went up 50 percent last year. When they asked Prozac users how they felt about this they said, "Whatever." - Conan O’Brien

Father: What good is the steam that comes out of the kettle when it boils?

Son: Mother can open your letter before you get home.

I hope I don’t sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reaction is; "How can I get in on that?"

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Will Move To Grand Rapids, Mich.

J.T. Batts is here preparing to take his family from Carthage to Grand Rapids, Mich., to make their future home. Mr. Batts is traveling in the interest of a clothing display wardrobe of which he is the inventor. He is equipping some of the biggest clothing stores in the country with his fixtures and is on the high road to success. As he is having his furniture manufactured by the Grand Rapids furniture factories and makes that city his headquarters he will make his home there. Mr. and Mrs. Batts have resided in Carthage for several years and will leave many friends behind them when they go away.

L.C. Frost, a prominent grain and livestock man of near Lockport, Ill., arrived in the City this morning to look over Carthage and vicinity.

Cut Flowers.

Roses, carnations, chrysanthemums and violets on sale at Carpenter & Osborns.

 

Today's Feature

Council Meets Tomorrow.

City Council will meet tomorrow evening at 7:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers of City Hall.

Items on the agenda will include the second reading of an ordinance establishing a permit process and fee for new driveway construction. The item is related to a Council bill in its first reading which would prohibit parking in front yards in the City.


No Fee For Permanent Disabled Placards.

News release.

Responding to a ruling by the U.S.. Court of Appeals for the 8th Circuit, the Missouri Department of Revenue announced today that the department’s motor vehicle license offices will no longer charge a fee for permanent disabled placards.

The court of appeals ruled Tuesday that federal law prohibits charging for permanent windshield placards, but stated the fee for temporary placards ($2) may remain in place. The ruling referred only to future fees and does not dictate the refund of any past placard fee collections. The department has elected not to seek review of this decision from the U.S. Supreme Court.

Since the court did not call for an end to temporary disabled placard fees, state law requires the department to continue charging for temporary placards as the department has no authority to cease collecting that fee.

At the end of fiscal year 2005, there were 365,407 active permanent disabled placards.

Customers with questions may contact the department at (573) 751-4509. Call centers and central offices are offering expanded hours. Customer service staff is available to help from 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.

Information about taxes, motor vehicle titling and registration, and driver licensing is also available online at www.dor.mo.gov

Stench Report:
Friday,
1/20/06

No Stench Detected

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
It appears that even with the recent warm weather there are still the typical sniffles and aches of the season goin’ around. Seems ever’one has a recommended remedy for whatever ails ya. I’ve heard the old standards "take your medicine and go to bed" and the "work it off" theory. I’m sure they both have their merits.

I’m sure there are things that will aggravate the cold/flu symptoms, but I’m guessin’ the most critical component of a cure is time.

The advice I’ve followed for years is ta soak in a hot tub a water and get the body temperature up and keep it up by stackin’ as many clothes or blankets on as you can muster. The theory as I understand it is that the virus can’t tolerate the high temp and it kills ‘em off. ‘Course only time will tell.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Removing Stain From Wood Table

Q: I have red dye from a candle on my oak end table. I tried the suggestions of toothpaste and a cloth and hot iron, but neither one worked. Is there any way to get rid of the red dye? This is dye and not wax. Thank you! -- Gen

A: Believe it or not, rubbing an eraser (the kind on the back of a pencil) along the grain of the wood may remove the dye. However, if the stain has set well, you may have to go with more drastic steps.

A finished/varnished table may need to be stripped and refinished. On an unfinished table, you could try bleaching the stain. Chlorine bleach is effective on dyes. You can try household-strength bleach or make a stronger solution from a swimming-pool bleach called calcium hypochlorite, which is sold dry at pool-supply stores. Mix it with a small amount of water. The bleaching process may take a couple of applications or more. Dab the bleach directly onto the stain and let it sit for a few minutes, then blot it up and check how much the stain has lightened.

The stain may bleach completely away, but not always. So, if a full day’s bleaching only lightens the stain a bit, go ahead and clean the area with a damp cloth, let it dry thoroughly, and sand the surface with fine-grit sandpaper, which may take a bit more of the stain out.

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