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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, January 30, 2006 Volume XIV, Number
156
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Powers Museum is seeking veterans to join the
Veterans History Project. We are collecting
histories of those who served our country and
those who supported them. Please contact the
museum at 358-2667 to learn more about the
project or visit www.loc.gov/vets
Did Ya Know?...
Volunteers will be at the C.A.N. D.O. Senior
Center to help seniors apply for 10. the Missouri
Property Tax Credit. Mondays from 9 a.m. to noon
from January 30 to April
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage Recycling & Composting Centers
hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.,
Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road.
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today's
laugh
Henry had been in
the penitentiary for ten years and never had one
visitor. Feeling sorry for him, the guard asked,
"Don't you have any family?"
Henry said, "Sure do, but they're all in
here."
Add five words a
day to your vocabulary. In six months, your
friends will wonder who the heck you are.
My dad is not real
bright. But I love the guy. We go into this
trophy shop because my basketball team won second
place. We were in this shop and there are
trophies everywhere. My dad looks around and
goes, "This guy is really good." - Fred
Wolf
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Hurt In A Runaway.
Mrs. Ed Pike is suffering
with a severely wrenched back which she sustained in a
runaway accident on Sunday.
She and her husband and
their family were driving from their home east of the
city to the home of a friend for dinner. The team became
frightened and tipped over the wagon throwing out the
occupants. None were hurt except Mrs. Pike. Her injury is
thought to be more painful than dangerous.
Death of a Young Man.
Harrison E. Revelle, aged
29, died Saturday morning at his home in Alba after three
days illness with acute peritonitis. His remains were
shipped Sunday morning to his old home in Edwardsville,
Ill. The young man's mother and brother from Edwardsville
arrived in Alba just two hours before he died and he was
able to recognize them. The deceased was married but had
no children.
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Today's
Feature
Hospital
Progress.
McCune-Brooks
Hospital CEO Bob Copeland spoke recently to City
Council about the progress of the new hospital
construction. Copeland distributed photographs of
the construction for Council to view. November
3rd was the official start date for the new
construction and Copeland said that some
unexpected obstacles had been encountered. A
large amount of limestone was found during some
of the ground work. In order to continue with the
project the limestone had to be blown up with
dynamite.
Copeland also
noted that the Steadley Trust had recently
purchased 25 new I.V. pumps for the hospital.
Council also heard
from Cox Communications representative Maryce
Cunningham who requested the approval of a
transfer of assets from Cox to Sequel III.
Cunningham said that a portion of Cox's service
had been sold including that in Missouri. The
transfer will be completed regardless of the
Council's approval as long as Sequel III meets
FCC requirements, according to City Administrator
Tom Short. Cunningham said that Sequel III
intends to retain a local office for now and does
not anticipate any changes to the service.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
1/27/06
No Stench Reported
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Sales figures for tissues and cold medicine are
no doubt leadin' the economic recovery. Seems
ever'one I run into has the sniffles. The local
stock of various remedies seems to be adequate.Onea my problems is I have ta read all
the ingredients and compare prices 'fore I decide
what drug I'll be usin' this year. I've found
that it is best to pick up that box of tissues
before ya go to the drug section. That way if a
sudden sneeze comes on while you're readin' the
labels, you got a tissue handy. 'Course I still
call all tissues Kleenex but there is a wide
variety of those also. With lotion, two ply,
three ply, bargain brand, extra soft, etc. That's
all well and good while your shoppin', but when
the urge strikes, any old tissue will do.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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This
Is A Hammer
By Samantha MazzottaHousehold
Emergency Requires Fast Action
At any time of
year, mishaps and breakdowns create situations
that require immediate attention. The scenarios
below should be dealt with as fast as possible to
prevent expensive repairs, injury or death.
--Steam rising
from a closed hot-water tap: The hot-water heater
is overheating. Immediately turn on all the
hot-water faucets in the house. Go to the circuit
panel and switch off power to the hot water tank.
Leave the water supply on. When the house faucets
begin running cold water, turn them off. Call a
plumber.
--During freezing
weather, water doesnt come out of a faucet:
A pipe is probably frozen. Leave the cold-water
faucet open. If you can access the pipe run, try
to locate the frozen section (run your hand along
the pipe to feel the coldest spot). If you see
water on the floor in that area, the pipe has
probably burst. If not, try to thaw it out by
wrapping a towel soaked in hot water around it,
and pouring hot water over the towel
periodically. If the pipe has burst or you
cant thaw it, call a plumber.
--Smoking or
sparking appliance: Dont touch it! Run to
the circuit panel and shut off the main switch
immediately. Unplug the appliance when all house
power is off, and then have it repaired by a
professional. If an appliance or an outlet is on
fire, get everyone out of the house and call the
fire department. If the fire is very small, shut
off the main switch and attempt to put it out
with a household extinguisher after calling the
fire department. If getting to the circuit panel
or putting out the fire is too dangerous, just
get out of the house.
--A strong smell
of gas is in the house: Have everyone leave the
house immediately, and call the fire department.
Do not turn on any lights or strike a match. Go
to the main gas supply valve (at the meter) and
close the shutoff valve. (Note: Its a good
idea to tape an inexpensive wrench to the gas
meter near the valve at your first opportunity,
before a gas leak occurs, so you can shut the
valve off with no problems.)
HOME TIP: Upgrade
pilot lights with electronic ignition devices.
This saves on natural gas consumption because the
pilots dont stay on constantly, and also
increases safety by preventing gas from leaking
into the home should a pilot light go out.
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