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Monday, January 30, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 156

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Powers Museum is seeking veterans to join the Veterans History Project. We are collecting histories of those who served our country and those who supported them. Please contact the museum at 358-2667 to learn more about the project or visit www.loc.gov/vets

Did Ya Know?... Volunteers will be at the C.A.N. D.O. Senior Center to help seniors apply for 10. the Missouri Property Tax Credit. Mondays from 9 a.m. to noon from January 30 to April

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Recycling & Composting Center’s hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road.

today's laugh

Henry had been in the penitentiary for ten years and never had one visitor. Feeling sorry for him, the guard asked, "Don't you have any family?"
Henry said, "Sure do, but they're all in here."

Add five words a day to your vocabulary. In six months, your friends will wonder who the heck you are.

My dad is not real bright. But I love the guy. We go into this trophy shop because my basketball team won second place. We were in this shop and there are trophies everywhere. My dad looks around and goes, "This guy is really good." - Fred Wolf

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Hurt In A Runaway.

Mrs. Ed Pike is suffering with a severely wrenched back which she sustained in a runaway accident on Sunday.

She and her husband and their family were driving from their home east of the city to the home of a friend for dinner. The team became frightened and tipped over the wagon throwing out the occupants. None were hurt except Mrs. Pike. Her injury is thought to be more painful than dangerous.

Death of a Young Man.

Harrison E. Revelle, aged 29, died Saturday morning at his home in Alba after three days illness with acute peritonitis. His remains were shipped Sunday morning to his old home in Edwardsville, Ill. The young man's mother and brother from Edwardsville arrived in Alba just two hours before he died and he was able to recognize them. The deceased was married but had no children.

 

Today's Feature

Hospital Progress.

McCune-Brooks Hospital CEO Bob Copeland spoke recently to City Council about the progress of the new hospital construction. Copeland distributed photographs of the construction for Council to view. November 3rd was the official start date for the new construction and Copeland said that some unexpected obstacles had been encountered. A large amount of limestone was found during some of the ground work. In order to continue with the project the limestone had to be blown up with dynamite.

Copeland also noted that the Steadley Trust had recently purchased 25 new I.V. pumps for the hospital.

Council also heard from Cox Communications representative Maryce Cunningham who requested the approval of a transfer of assets from Cox to Sequel III. Cunningham said that a portion of Cox's service had been sold including that in Missouri. The transfer will be completed regardless of the Council's approval as long as Sequel III meets FCC requirements, according to City Administrator Tom Short. Cunningham said that Sequel III intends to retain a local office for now and does not anticipate any changes to the service.

Stench Report:
Friday,
1/27/06

No Stench Reported

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
Sales figures for tissues and cold medicine are no doubt leadin' the economic recovery. Seems ever'one I run into has the sniffles. The local stock of various remedies seems to be adequate.

Onea my problems is I have ta read all the ingredients and compare prices 'fore I decide what drug I'll be usin' this year. I've found that it is best to pick up that box of tissues before ya go to the drug section. That way if a sudden sneeze comes on while you're readin' the labels, you got a tissue handy. 'Course I still call all tissues Kleenex but there is a wide variety of those also. With lotion, two ply, three ply, bargain brand, extra soft, etc. That's all well and good while your shoppin', but when the urge strikes, any old tissue will do.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Household Emergency Requires Fast Action

At any time of year, mishaps and breakdowns create situations that require immediate attention. The scenarios below should be dealt with as fast as possible to prevent expensive repairs, injury or death.

--Steam rising from a closed hot-water tap: The hot-water heater is overheating. Immediately turn on all the hot-water faucets in the house. Go to the circuit panel and switch off power to the hot water tank. Leave the water supply on. When the house faucets begin running cold water, turn them off. Call a plumber.

--During freezing weather, water doesn’t come out of a faucet: A pipe is probably frozen. Leave the cold-water faucet open. If you can access the pipe run, try to locate the frozen section (run your hand along the pipe to feel the coldest spot). If you see water on the floor in that area, the pipe has probably burst. If not, try to thaw it out by wrapping a towel soaked in hot water around it, and pouring hot water over the towel periodically. If the pipe has burst or you can’t thaw it, call a plumber.

--Smoking or sparking appliance: Don’t touch it! Run to the circuit panel and shut off the main switch immediately. Unplug the appliance when all house power is off, and then have it repaired by a professional. If an appliance or an outlet is on fire, get everyone out of the house and call the fire department. If the fire is very small, shut off the main switch and attempt to put it out with a household extinguisher after calling the fire department. If getting to the circuit panel or putting out the fire is too dangerous, just get out of the house.

--A strong smell of gas is in the house: Have everyone leave the house immediately, and call the fire department. Do not turn on any lights or strike a match. Go to the main gas supply valve (at the meter) and close the shutoff valve. (Note: It’s a good idea to tape an inexpensive wrench to the gas meter near the valve at your first opportunity, before a gas leak occurs, so you can shut the valve off with no problems.)

HOME TIP: Upgrade pilot lights with electronic ignition devices. This saves on natural gas consumption because the pilots don’t stay on constantly, and also increases safety by preventing gas from leaking into the home should a pilot light go out.

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