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by Tom and Ray MagliozziDear Tom and Ray:
I am writing to you at my
dads request. Recently, my boyfriend
offered to change the oil in my car for me. I
have a 1992 Olds 88 in very good condition
(180,000 miles). Up until now, my dad has
maintained it. My boyfriend charged me $45 for
parts and nothing for the work. He said most of
the cost was to refill the fluid levels in the
headlights. When I informed my dad of this, he
called me an idiot and told me not to see this
boy ever again. I dont understand. My
boyfriend said he used the "halogen"
type fluid, which is supposed to be better than
the standard type. What did I do wrong? - Melissa
TOM: Gee, I dont know,
Melissa. My brother tops off my headlight fluid
all the time, and he usually charges me more than
that.
RAY: Actually, there are two
possibilities here, Melissa. One is that you
misunderstood what your boyfriend said. Perhaps
instead of saying he replaced the "fluid
levels in the headlights," he actually said
he took care of the "fluid levels AND the
headlights."
TOM: Yeah. You can get halogen
bulbs for that car; they cost about $50 for a
pair. Add that to the oil and the filter, and
your boyfriends actually losing money.
RAY: The other possibility is
that hes a criminal, and you should dump
him and never speak to him again. Headlights
dont require any fluid.
TOM: So, ask him again what he
did to your car. If he says "fluids and
headlights," give him a big kiss and thank
him for being such a good boyfriend.
RAY: If he says "fluid IN
the headlights," dump some itching powder in
his undershorts and dont look back,
Melissa.
RACING
By Greg Zyla
Sponsored by Curry Automotive
Remembering
Dave MacDonald
Q: You mentioned
Dave MacDonald in one of your recent columns as a
driver who would have gone places had he not lost
his life at the 1964 Indy 500 in that horrible
crash that also took the life of Eddie Sachs. You
had mentioned MacDonald and his NASCAR record,
but if memory serves me right, wasnt he a
road racer? -- Andrew, Oklahoma
A: Yes, Dave was a
great road racer. In fact, he only ran seven
NASCAR Cup races in his career, yet still scored
two second-place finishes, both on road courses.
MacDonald first
came to my attention when he was winning nearly
every time he entered a road race in his A and B
Production SCCA Corvette "00" in the
early 60s. He also won races for Carroll
Shelby driving Shelbys new Ford Cobras in
1963 along with teammate Bob Bondurant.
Ironically,
MacDonald returned to Chevy in 1964 as one of the
Chevy Corvette Grand Sport team drivers. The
Grand Sport Vettes were constructed under
the watchful eye of several GM engineers, most
notably Zora Arkus Duntov (father of the
Corvette).
MacDonald was
still in his 20s when he died, robbing race fans
everywhere of a truly great one to be. His
64 Indy 500 car was owned by Mickey
Thompson. It also sported a streamlined body
style. (See photo).
Q: Greg, thanks
for your comments on the National Sprint Car
League. I agree with you that two Sprint Outlaw
groups are bad for the sport. -- Dave, e-mail
from California
A: How quickly
things change. The National Sprint Car League is
now officially a thing of the past. Turns out
that promoters werent booking the new
series, and its organizers underestimated the
power that DIRT Motorsports (the main company
behind the World Of Outlaws) truly wielded. Now
there are a number of "former" WOO
teams that are scurrying to get back in the fold.
The latest word is
that 15 teams have already signed up with WOO for
2006, and the big-name defectors are not among
them. Gone will be "tow money," which
in the case of a nationwide touring professional
that races more than 70 times a year is
substantial and easily into six figures.
Im actually
very pleased with the outcome, but only because
Im a big sprint-car follower and the WOO
Series has been around since mid-1978, when Ted
Johnson ran the group. I would have hated to see
this series broken up, like it did for a very
short time in the 80s when a similar
situation occurred. I think it called itself USA
Sprint Cars, or something like that. It
didnt work.
The WOO is one of
the very best racing series in the world, because
if its excitement youre after, a WOO
race is almost a certain guarantee. So for the
next several years at least, the World Of Outlaws
is safe and sound.
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