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Friday, January 6, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 140

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center. Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP Logbook available.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Recycling & Composting Center’s hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road.

Did Ya Know?. . .You can now adopt some of the Carthage Humane Society’s cutest kittens at the Carthage Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during regular office hours. For more info call 358-4914.

today's laugh

One of the football players on the high school team was flunking mathematics, so the coach went to the math teacher to put in a good word for his star player.

Math Teacher: But look how badly he did on the test. You see this problem? He said 9 x 8 was 74.

Coach: But he only missed by one!

Today in America, a professional wrestler is struck down with a folding chair once every thirty-five seconds. And not one is seen by a referee. - Bill Maher.

Julia Roberts, I miss our phone calls. But it seems like ever since you got Caller ID you’re never home. - Steve Martin

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A Gun Down His Throat.

J.W. Coyle Met With Rough Treatment at the Hands of a Highwayman.

Fearful lest a revolver, the barrel of which was literally rammed down his throat, might go off, J.W. Coyle, a Johnstown blacksmith, wisely shelled out his week’s wages - $15 - to a lone highwayman who accosted him at the eastern edge of Carterville.

Coyle was walking along not suspecting danger, for it was not later than 7 o’clock, when a man sprang up in front of him and as Coyle in surprise opened his mouth to speak the stranger jammed the barrel of a revolver into his mouth. Pushing the big weapon far enough the victim’s throat to gag him and almost choke him, the robber demanded money and got it without a quibble from Coyle. Upon getting the cash the bold robber jerked his gun from its strange scabbard and ran away. Coyle ran to Carterville and proved his story with a bloody mouth, three loosened teeth and an empty pocketbook.

 

Today's Feature

To Consider Alternative High School Site.

News release

The Carthage R-9 Board of Education will hold its second public forum at 6:00 p.m., on Monday, January 9, in the Carthage High School Auditorium, 714 S. Main Street, to determine the level of support for a potential bond issue in April 2006.

The Board will provide an overview of the proposed new high school project and discuss the proposal with patrons. The Board will also announce and seek discussion regarding an opportunity to construct a new high school at an alternative location at the edge of town rather than at the east end of the Steadley School Property, located west of town on HH Highway at Chapel Road.

Board President Tony Diggs stated, "The Board of Education is excited about being able to announce this new site at the public forum on January 9. The new site addresses the concerns we have heard in relation to building on the east end of the Steadley Elementary School Campus. The new site is "in town." The speed limits are much slower than on HH Highway and Chapel Road. And the new site eliminates the concerns of having a high school next door to an elementary school."

Superintendent Gary Reed stated, "The new site is closer to the geographic centers of the district, which will improve efficiency for the next 75 or more years by reducing the mileage traveled daily by school buses and private vehicles."

"The new site also includes a larger parcel of land than is presently available at Steadley, so hopefully the district will never be landlocked and will always have plenty of green space for students to use."

Reed added, "This new site demonstrates that the Board of Education has a true long-range vision for the future. I am very excited for the children of Carthage and for the potential economic development of Carthage."

Stench Report:
Thursday,
1/5/06

No Stench Detected

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
I used ta amaze friends by takin’ a hat pin and carefully pushin’ it into a fully inflated balloon. Then just ta show that there wasn’t anything fishy, I’d pull out the pin and pop the balloon with it.

The great part of the trick is the double deception. The act of provin’ it was on the up and up actually covers the whole secret.

The trick of the whole thing is ta put a piece of scotch tape on the balloon. When ya stick the pin through the tape, it holds the hole together and keeps the balloon from poppin’. To cover this giveaway, and to quickly discard the tape, ya destroy the evidence by poppin’ the balloon ‘fore anyone gets a look at it. No one wants to inspect a popped balloon.

Sometimes the simplest things can escape even the watchful eye of a skeptic.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Black elderberry: used for the treatment of viral infections including the flu

Lutein: a supplement which has been used for eye health, especially macular degeneration.

COQ10: many have used this supplement to increase energy and to aid in weight loss. It is a primary nutrient for the heart as our production of this co-enzyme decreases as we grow older.

CLA (conjugated linoleic acid) is a fatty acid currently under study. It has been a favorite of body builders who need to lose the last of that fat before a competition or people who want to lose "belly fat". CLA encourages the breakdown of fat that’s already in storage. In some studies it showed that the fat cell commits a form of cellular suicide called apoptosis. At the same time, CLA promotes the transport of fat into exercising muscle cells.

Lavender oil may be soothing after surgery according to one study done at New York University Medical Center. While it did not decrease pain levels, it was reported that those who used the lavender oil had a lower level of stress and greater satisfaction at the highest score available on the test. Another added benefit is that the oil has antibacterial properties.

* This article is meant for informational purposes only and is not intended as a substitute for medical advice. References available by request. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.

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