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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, January 9, 2006 Volume XIV, Number
141
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is
open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located
at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center.
Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP
Logbook available.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage Recycling & Composting Centers
hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.,
Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
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today's
laugh
I have a bad memory for phone
numbers. But I dont think if youre
one digit off, you should get a whole other
person. If youre that close, you should at
least get someone who knows where they are. -
Rita Rudner
Little Joan: "What do the
angels do in heaven, mummy?"
Mother: "The sing and play
harps."
Little Joan: "Havent
they any radios?"
Its weird that I have a
parent whos a shrink. Its hard to
think of my mom solving other peoples
problems when shes the root of all mine. -
Carol Leifer
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Sang For The Prisoners.
Miss Stella Joiner, one of
the popular primary teachers in Joplin, had a class of
little girls up Saturday to render some excellent numbers
on the program at the teachers meeting. After they
left there Miss Joiner took her girls on a tour of
inspection. They took in the court house and saw how
business was conducted in the court rooms, visited
different county offices and finally went to the county
jail.
Some of the little ones
were afraid to go in to the jail proper, but the
assurances of the jailer put them at ease and they went
through the entire building. After they had finished
their tour, they brightened the afternoon for the
prisoners by singing several of their prettiest songs to
them. The boys inside appreciated this complimentary
concert and gave them rousing cheers.
Mrs. James M. Smith of
West Central Avenue is confined to her bed with illness.
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Today's
Feature
County Budget
Approved.
The Jasper County
Commissioners approved the 2006 budget last
Friday morning. County Auditor Richard Webster
was at that time still working on the letter that
will accompany the adoption of the budget.
The major
expenditures are divided into four categories,
according to Webster. The expenditures budgeted
by departments are; the General Revenue fund at
approximately $11.9 million, the Assessment fund
at $928,556, the Highway Department at
approximately $8.3 million and the Law
Enforcement Sales Tax at approximately $1.8
million.
The Law
Enforcement Sales Tax is a new category which is
in place following the November 8, 2005 County
vote approval. According to Webster the budget
for this tax does not go into effect until the
money is received. The tax goes into effect on
April 1, 2006 and Webster says the budget is
anticipated to begin in June or July.
Webster estimates
that the tax will raise approximately $2 million,
of which 5% will go to the Prosecuting attorney
and 4.3% will go to a grant fund. Local law
enforcement agencies in the county can then apply
to receive money from the grant fund.
The remaining
$1,814,000 in the Law Enforcement Sales Tax
budget will be used by the Jasper County
Sheriffs department for improvements
including additional personnel, pay raises,
updated equipment, training, new vehicles and
more.
The money budgeted
for the Highway department is to be used for the
maintenance of roads and bridges in the Jasper
County Common Road District. The money budgeted
for Assessment will run the County
Assessors office, and the money budgeted
for the General Revenue fund pays for all other
County operations.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
1/6/06
No Stench Detected
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Walked out the back door the other day and saw
probly twenty or thirty red birds
congregated in one of our bushes. Beins as
how there were both male and female types, they
musta been havin some sort of a social
gatherin I suppose. The birds are most likely a little
confused by the recent weather patterns as much
as us humans. Saw a flock of geese flyin north a
couple a weeks ago. Winter must be over.
(cept for that last blast that is sure ta
come in February). flyin north a couple a
weeks ago.
The squirrels have been
speedin around like crazy too. Jumpin
from branch to branch, up and down, round
and round.
Its hard to imagine those folks
livin in the big city, not gettin the
advantage of watchin the everday
animals we take for granted. 'Course, they
arent so cute when they start eatin
from my strawberry patch.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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This
Is A Hammer
by Samantha MazzottaHome Remedies for
Furniture Stains
Q: Do you have a
solution for water marks on furniture made by
glasses? Thanks so very much. -- Sarah, via
e-mail
A: Believe it or
not, toothpaste is probably the best all-around
solution for removing those unsightly water
rings. Apply a small amount of toothpaste (the
regular paste kind, not the gel) to a lint-free
cloth and gently rub it over the water ring. Wipe
away the paste with a damp cloth, dry the area
and, if the stain is gone, polish. The pumice in
toothpaste acts as a super-fine sanding agent
that wont mar the wood finish.
Another method for
removing cloudy or white water stains from highly
varnished furniture is to place a thick dishcloth
over the stained area and then set a clothes iron
on the dishcloth for three to five seconds (make
sure the steam is OFF), moving it in circles.
If you are
completely refinishing a piece of furniture,
tackle the water stains once you have stripped
off the old varnish. Try toothpaste first. If
that doesnt work, make a paste of lemon
juice (straight from the lemon) and salt, and
apply it directly to the stain and nowhere else.
Let the solution stand for 15 minutes, then
scrub, rinse and blot dry. Wait for the area to
dry completely to see if the stain came out.
Scratches can also
mar your furniture, but can often be dealt with
quickly. Mix one part lemon juice with one part
olive oil, dip a lint-free cloth deep into the
solution, then firmly rub in the direction of the
scratch until the mark disappears. You can also
use mayonnaise for this -- and some readers swear
it will work on water stains, too.
Another method is
to take a plain old crayon that is the same color
as the wood, color in the scratch, and then
carefully remove excess wax by scraping a
single-edge razor blade across the wood at a 45
degree angle (very gently). And if you want to
try a really old-fashioned method -- rub a walnut
over the scratch! Ive never tried this
myself, but if it works for you, then great.
With all the
solutions above, be careful when first trying
them and test in an inconspicuous spot before
tackling stains in visible areas.
HOME TIP: Many of
the lowly items in your kitchen cupboard can be
used as gentle cleaners and stain removers: White
vinegar or lemon juice help remove stains;
cornmeal, cornstarch or talcum powder can soak up
spills; salt and toothpaste are effective
polishing agents.
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