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Monday, July 24, 2006 Volume XV, Number 25

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Farm Bureau is hosting a "Meet the Candidate" forum on Tuesday, July 25 at 7 p.m. The meeting will be held in Private Events, on the South side of the Carthage Square.

Did Ya Know?... The City of Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes, Monday July 24 through Friday July 28. Areas will be sprayed in the evening of regular trash pickup, between 8 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. Turning off attic and window fans while the sprayer is in the immediate area is recommended.

Did Ya Know?... L’economique is now open at 135 S. Main, the old H&R Block building. Always accepting items for donation. Please call 359-6688. Big sale going on now, everything in store is 25¢ or less. L’economique is a non-profit resale store.

today's laugh

When I played in choose-up baseball games, they’d tell me to stand out in right field. Then the two teams would go play on another field.

The game warden said, "you’ve got a worm on your line, you’ve got the line in the water, and you tell me you’re not fishing. What exactly are you doing?" The man said, "I’m carrying out a punishment. This particular worm has been accused of witchcraft."

I spent seven hours in the beauty shop, and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Diamond Thievery.

A bold thief stole a pair of $300 diamond earrings from Matt Miller’s jewelry establishment in Joplin Wednesday night while Mr. Miller was a supper.

The clerk had shown the man the diamonds and as he turned to put away a stud he had also shown him, the thief said, "Well, I’ll take these," and he did. He disappeared so quickly and completely that no trace of him could be found until yesterday when a man giving his name as Patterson was arrested and identified by the clerk as the thief. The diamonds are still missing.

Newell Holbrook has sold for fancy prices two fine collie pups to the Watson brothers, who came here from Illinois and are closing out the Winchel stock of implements. The Watsons will take the pups to Illinois.

Ice is plenty this year. The wholesale price has declined about one half and the retail price the same. - Carthage Coal & Com.

 

Today's Feature

Getting Ready for Marian Days.

The Carthage Police Department has for the past two weeks been working around the clock to prepare for the annual Marian Days celebration, scheduled to officially begin this year on Thursday, August 3rd.

Preparations included the Asian Gang seminar, co-hosted by the Carthage Department. This two and a half day seminar featured expert training from an institute based in Iowa. Other planning for the celebration includes contacting area law enforcement agencies from Jasper, Joplin, Webb City, Carl Junction and Jasco Metro to get assistance with the event.

Carthage Police Chief Dennis Veach says during the event, at least 25 officers are stationed on the grounds, around the clock.

In addition to man-power the Department relies on a mobile command center for coordinating the efforts of the officers. The command center is used for communication between officers and also utilizes video surveillance of the grounds.

"It’s a wonderful tool for us," said Chief Veach of the command center.

The department plans to retrieve and bring the command center to Carthage within this week.

Marian Days has been known to bring approximately 50,000 to 70,000 additional people to the campus of the Congregation of the Mother Co-Redemptrix on Grand street in Carthage. This will be the 29th year that the celebration has been held in Carthage.

"We plan for this all year long," said Veach.

Stench Report:
Friday,
7/21/06

Faint Poultry-esque odor detected
around Noon
on Carthage
Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
I can remember the conversation with my older brother, prob’ly twelve or thirteen at the time. I don’t know what it was about, but he was agreein’ with my folks about somethin’ that I didn’t agree with.

I made some statement about ‘em gangin’ up on me. Why couldn’t anyone see things the way I did?

He said somethin’ about takin’ a minute to at least consider the possibility that if ever’one was agreein’ but me, maybe, just maybe I was wrong.

Like I said, I don’t ‘member what the topic of conversation was, but mostly likely he was right and I was wrong. It happened on occasion. I doubt that I ever admitted that to him though. I would have never heard the end of it.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Ceiling Fan Does Double-Duty

Q: I read your article about adjusting a wobbly ceiling fan and saw the tip about having the blades push downward in the summer. How do you do that? Do they need to spin in a certain direction, or do I have to do something else? -- A.N., Sonoma, Calif.

A: Most ceiling fans have a small switch located on the base unit, near the fan blades, to change the direction in which the blades rotate. The fan blades are canted (tilted) at a shallow angle. As air meets the resistance of the flat part of a blade, it is redirected along that resisting angle and flows in that direction as it passes the edge of the blade. (Not for long, though -- but long enough to be felt in an average-sized living area.)

When you flip the switch and reverse the direction in which the blades rotate, the airflow direction is reversed as well because it is now meeting the flat part of the blade at a different angle.

Switching the direction of the blades is a neat and sometimes cost-efficient way to keep a room comfortable year-round. In the summer, a nice downward breeze from the ceiling fan can make even a non-air-conditioned room feel cool. In the winter, directing the flow upward will gently "stir" the air, moving hot air from the ceiling to the rest of the room and reducing stuffiness without creating a breeze, which can be uncomfortable in January. The main benefit is that the thermostat may not need to be set as high (or as low) to maintain a comfortable temperature.

Be sure to turn the ceiling fan off and wait for the blades to stop spinning before flipping the directional switch. Then, try the fan in both directions and note the differences in the room’s temperature and/or comfort level.

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