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Monday, June 12, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 250
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... A car
wash will be held saturday, June 24, from 10 a.m.
to 4 p.m. at the corner of McGregor and Central
(Leggett & Platt parking lot.) Come and get
your vehicle cleaned and enjoy a hot dog and soda
while you wait. Car wash $4.00, hot dog and soda
for just $1.00. Proceeds go to benefit the United
Way.
Did Ya Know?...
McCune-Brooks Hospital Golden Reflections
Afternoon Tea will be held June 15th at 2:00 p.m.
in the hospital cafeteria. BINGO sponsored by
Hometown Bank. 359-2347 for more info.
Did Ya Know?... The
Democratic Party is holding a meeting Monday,
June 12 at 7 p.m. at Pizza-by-Stout in Joplin.
Guest speaker will be Jim Spradling, Republican
Candidate for Presiding County Commissioner
Did Ya Know?... The
Salvation Army, 2419 Fairlawn Drive, is now
accepting donations of furniture in addition to
clothes and household goods.
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today's
laugh
My last credit card bill was so
big, before I opened it, I actually heard a drum
roll. - Rita Rudner
An autopsy was conducted on the
remains of Albert DeSalvo, the confessed Boston
Strangler, in an attempt to identify his killer.
Among the primary suspects: the Boston Strangler
Strangler. - Jimmy Fallon
I dont get no respect at
all from my dog. He keeps barking at the front
door. He dont want to go out. He wants me
to leave. - Rodney Dangerfield
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
In Society.
The Stratford Shakespeare
society met yesterday afternoon at Mrs. Ketchams A
delightful little program of music and talks upon the
plays was rendered after which the ladies were seated at
two tables in the dining room which was beautifully
decorated for the occasion with lilacs and snowballs.
After a three course luncheon the president, Mrs.
OKeefe, as toast master presented a number of
toasts - her own "to our hostess" the best and
brightest of them all. These reunions of the society are
looked forward to throughout the year with the keenest
pleasure and each one is usually voted a wee bit more
delightful than its predecessor. The meeting yesterday
closed the regular work of the year, the next meeting
being a formal one for the election of officers and other
business.
Mrs. A. F. Beneke
entertained twelve lady friends at duplicate whist
yesterday afternoon at her home on South Main street in
honor of Mrs. Franklin Greenwood.
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Today's
Feature
YMCA New
Approach To Day Camp.
News release
The Fair Acres
Family YMCA will offer some new and interesting
activities for children ages 4-12 in its Summer
Day Camp program. The Ys Day Camp program
starts July 3 and runs through August 11. Parents
may sign children up for a week or the entire six
weeks.
In addition to the
traditional camp activities of swimming, sports,
games, and field trips, the Y will introduce two
new activities to its program: art & theatre
and fitness and nutrition.
Art and Theatre:
Jacque McDonald who recently moved to this area
from Florida, and who has written childrens
books and is an excellent artist in her own
right, will work with children to create plays,
skits, crafts and a variety of activities that
will help kids gain a greater appreciation of
arts and theatre. McDonald will help children
create skits and plays that will be performed for
parents as part of the Day Camp curriculum.
"We want to make art and theatre fun and
interesting for children," McDonald said.
"We will involve all participants in a
variety of ways, including writing scripts,
building backdrops and props, learning songs to
go along with the skits, and doing craft projects
that are tied into the skits and plays as
well."
Fitness and
Nutrition: Jeri Sailor, a recent graduate in
Health & Physical Education at Missouri State
in Springfield, will head up the fitness and
nutrition component of the Ys Day Camp
program. The Y received a grant from the
Community Foundation of the Ozarks to be able to
develop this program. "I am excited to work
with the children this summer at the Y to help
them see that exercise can be fun and is
something that they should pursue throughout
their lives. Likewise, well incorporate fun
ways to teach them about the importance of good
nutrition as well."
Cost for the
Ys Day Camp program is $85 per week.
Children may be dropped off as early as 7:00 a.m.
and picked up by 6:00 p.m. For more information,
please call the Fair Acres Family YMCA at
358-1070 or visit the Ys website at
www.fairacresymca.org.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
6/9/06
No Stench
Detected On Carthage Square
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
There are some thing that our ancestors just
didnt have to deal with.Like havin to live with one knife
short of a full set cause it got stuffed in
the sink disposal. Nothin more
aggravatin than a knife with the tip chewed
up. Specially when youre eatin peas
with it.
Course those same
ancestors never had ta worry bout the
electricity goin off in the middle of their
favorite tv show. Like they say, its a good
thing Edison developed the light bulb, or
wed have ta watch tv in the dark.
They also never had ta worry
bout runnin outa gas. From what my
grandad told me, the biggest problem with horse
drawn carriages was the opposite, too much gas.
He said a little perfume in the oats didnt
help that much.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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This Is A Hammer
By Samantha Mazzotta
Heavy Wall
Hangings Need Strong Anchor
Q: I put up a wood
strip with several pegs in the entrance hallway
of our apartment last fall so we could hang up
coats and scarves to dry. Over the winter the
strip went from being tight against the wall to
drooping and loose, so we cant hang
anything heavy on it. Why did it do this? --
Tammy, Topeka, Kansas
A: Its a
case of the screws not being anchored properly to
the wall, Tammy. Heavy wall-mounted objects,
including coat hangers, large pictures, plant
hangers and so on, cant be held in place by
drywall, which is designed to cover up the
framing and electrical/plumbing work of a home.
Several methods of
anchoring items to the wall -- from lightweight
towel hangers to heavyweight wooden shelves --
are available at the home-improvement store. You
just need to figure out which anchor to use.
For very light
objects, a plastic wall anchor tapped into a
pre-drilled hole, followed by the screw, should
be enough. Heavier objects can be anchored by
Molly bolts or toggle bolts, which expand behind
the drywall to provide greater surface coverage
and a stronger hold. Very heavy objects,
including your coat pegboard that holds varying
degrees of weight, should be anchored directly to
a stud, if possible.
A stud is a
vertical wooden support behind the drywall. The
side against the drywall is usually 1 to 2 inches
thick. Studs are typically spaced 16 inches
apart. Locate the stud by tapping sideways along
the wall; a hollow sound means you are between
studs. For a more precise indicator, purchase an
electronic stud sensor. Mark the location and
width of each stud in the area.
A stud is much
more difficult to drill into than drywall, so you
will need to pre-drill the holes and then place
the screws. If the studs are located farther
apart than the width of your peg hanger, anchor
one end of the board to a stud and use a Molly
bolt to anchor the other end. If the pre-drilled
holes in the peg hanger dont match the
studs exactly, but the board is long enough,
drill a new hole where the board will meet the
stud.
HOME TIP: Rub
beeswax onto the tip of a screwdriver so that
screws will stick to it. This works especially
well for small brass or stainless-steel screws.
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