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Monday, June 19, 2006 Volume XV, Number 1
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Knights of Pythias will hold a porkchop feed
Tuesday, June 20 at 6:30 in the K.P. Hall (west
Oak Street rd.). Family night, bring a friend or
prospective member.
Did Ya Know?... A car
wash will be held Saturday, June 24, from 10 a.m.
to 4 p.m. at the corner of McGregor and Central
(Leggett & Platt parking lot.) Come and get
your vehicle cleaned and enjoy a hot dog and soda
while you wait. Car wash $4.00, hot dog and soda
for just $1.00. Proceeds go to benefit the United
Way.
Did Ya Know?... Avilla
First Baptist Church will be having Vacation
Bible School June 26 - 30 from 6:00 to 8:30 pm
for children who have completed Kindergarten
through 6th grade. Supper will be provided each
night. Children can pre-enroll on Sunday, June 25
from 6:00 - 8:00 at the Kickoff Carnival. There
will be games, prizes, food and fun. Call
359-5927 for more information.
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today's
laugh
They say, "If you
dont vote, dont complain." I
love to complain, so I voted five times. - Adam
Gropman
I will never forget my first
day of school. My mom woke me up, got me dressed,
made my bed and fed me. Man, did the guys in the
dorm tease me. - Michael Aronin
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Shoe Stores May Close
Wednesday.
The agreement by the
dentists of the City to close their offices during the
summer months at noon on Wednesday has attracted much
attention among the business men of Carthage and it is
likely that before long several other businesses in the
City will adopt the same plan.
Those who are now
considering it are the shoe men.
Editors Notes:
Webb City has adopted the
plan of working city prisoners on the streets with ball
and chain attachments; if a prisoner refuses to work,
then a bread and water menu. This is a much better plan
than the one formerly in vogue there, making state cases
of plain drunks and sending the convicted to the county
jail to be fed at the expense of the tax-payers of the
county.
Itch cured in 30 minutes
by Woodfords Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. Post-Evans
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Today's
Feature
Beimdiek to
Host Blood Drive.
Salute A
Veteran - 70 Units for 70 Years.
News release
The Community
Blood Center of the Ozarks mobile unit will be
located at 303 W Third St, Carthage MO, June 30th
from 11:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.
In celebration of
Beimdieks 70th Anniversary, the goal for
this years drive is 70 Units for 70 Years!
Thats a lot of "Red!" Community
and local business support would be greatly
appreciated in helping reach this goal.
To be eligible to
donate, persons must be at least 17 years of age,
weigh above 110 pounds, have not given blood in
the past 56 days and feel well and healthy. First
time donors should bring Photo ID. Free Salute a
Veteran T-Shirt for all participants and Free
Cholesterol Screening! Appointments can be
scheduled by calling 358.4007 but walk ins are
welcome as well.
Safety Meeting.
The City Council
Public Safety Committee will meet this evening at
6:30 p.m. in the Fire Department. Items on the
agenda include requests for closing the
Courthouse square for the City-Wide Sidewalk Sale
and for the Maple Leaf Parade.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
6/16/06
No Stench
Detected on Carthage Square
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Workin for farmers
was the main source of summer employment for
students in the rural town I grew up in.
Spendin the summer on a
harvest crew was thought to be one of the more
glamorous jobs, although by the end of the
season, those who stayed at home and worked
typically ended up with more money in their
pocket. The crew I was in one summer discovered
if you pumped a grease gun real hard, a gob a
grease would fly through the air for some fifty
yards or so. The novelty of this discovery wore
thin on the owner of the combines when he saw the
splatters of grease all over his machines.
With a little practice, a
grease gun can be amazingly accurate. On the
threat of bein abandoned in South Dakota,
we only had that one day of target shootin
however.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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By Samantha Mazzotta
Getting the
Best Advice
Q: You often
recommend the local home-improvement store when
readers want more detailed advice. Whats
the best way to approach a salesperson to get the
answers I need on a project? -- Tara M., El Paso
A: The best way to
get a good answer from a salesperson is to bring
as much information as you can. That way, he or
she will be able to pick the best parts or tools
for the job youre trying to complete.
Before going to
the home improvement or hardware store, list your
questions as well as all you know about the
project so far. For example, if youre
repairing a leaky faucet, have disassembled it,
but cant find anything clearly wrong, write
down those details. In addition, gather any old
parts and place them in a clear plastic bag to
take with you. In the case of the leaky faucet,
the sales associate can see what type of faucet
youre working with and will be able to help
you out.
Spare parts alone
may not do it, especially in the case of
electrical repairs. In this case, make a sketch
of the area or item youre working with and
bring it along with your list of questions.
A knowledgeable
associate will help identify the problem
youre having and can recommend a way to fix
it. Most will also tell you what additional
trouble you may run into during the repair or
improvement, but if they dont, be sure to
ask.
Make sure you have
everything you need when you make a purchase. If
you buy a package with several parts inside,
check to make sure everything listed is in the
package before you leave the parking lot.
Its easier to go right back in and swap it
out.
Most importantly,
though, dont be afraid to ask questions, no
matter how simple they seem. Sales associates are
there to help -- after all, its your money
and time that youre spending. Its
better to ask as many questions as possible in
order to get the right materials than to be
forced to come back later for something you
needed.
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