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Tuesday, June 20, 2006 Volume XV, Number 2
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Knights of Pythias will hold a porkchop feed
Tuesday, June 20 at 6:30 in the K.P. Hall (west
Oak Street rd.). Family night, bring a friend or
prospective member.
Did Ya Know?... A car
wash will be held Saturday, June 24, from 10 a.m.
to 4 p.m. at the corner of McGregor and Central
(Leggett & Platt parking lot.) Come and get
your vehicle cleaned and enjoy a hot dog and soda
while you wait. Car wash $4.00, hot dog and soda
for just $1.00. Proceeds go to benefit the United
Way.
Did Ya Know?... Avilla
First Baptist Church will be having Vacation
Bible School June 26 - 30 from 6:00 to 8:30 pm
for children who have completed Kindergarten
through 6th grade. Supper will be provided each
night. Children can pre-enroll on Sunday, June 25
from 6:00 - 8:00 at the Kickoff Carnival. There
will be games, prizes, food and fun. Call
359-5927 for more information.
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today's
laugh
Pringles is coming out with a
new wide-mouth can because many Americans were
complaining that they couldnt get their
hands into the can. Peoples hands are too fat to
fit inside the can. Pringles is also changing its
slogan to "From Our Wide Can to Your Wide
Can." - Jay Leno
Why is abbreviated such a long
word? - Michael Davis
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
County Court
Yesterday.
A Good Sized String
of Bills Paid.
At yesterdays session of the
county court, the annual settlement of County Collector
was approved.
The loan of $3,000 to William Ogden
from the school fund was approved.
The following warrants were drawn from
the special road fund: S. Swingle, $34.30; Z.E. Lundy,
$57.50; W.W. Campbell, $29.05.
The following warrants were drawn from
the pauper fund, all on account of the Joplin District.
W.W. Martin, $27.20; G.W. Koehler, $26.65; A.J. Baker
Coal Co., $21; Joplin Evening Times, $3.
The court adjourned until the morning.
There will be a box supper at Prairie
View school quarter mile west of Poor farm, Saturday
evening for the benefit of the school library. Good
program beginning at 8 promptly. Everybody cordially
invited.
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Today's
Feature
Street
Extension on Agenda.
The City Council Public Works
Committee will meet this afternoon at 4:30 p.m.
in the Council Chambers of City Hall. The agenda
includes one item of new business, a discussion
of the extension of 15th street.
This item was brought before
the committee at the previous meeting by Citizen
Richard Shipman. Shipman had asked the committee
for permission to extend the pavement on 15th
street one block beyond the intersection of 15th
and James Street. According to Public Works
Director Chad Wampler the street is platted to
continue beyond James street, but the paving of
the road was never completed.
The committee asked Shipman to
submit a request in writing along with all
available related information to the Public Works
Committee so that it may be included as an agenda
item for review by the committee. Shipman has
requested the extension of the street because he
owns a lot of land on which he wishes to build a
house. The completion of the road would allow
access to the lot from the street.
The Public Works committee
meets on the first and third Tuesday of each
month at 4:30 p.m. in City Hall, 326 Grant.
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Stench Report:
Monday,
6/19/06
No Stench
Detected on Carthage Square
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive seen those ads
for the gizmo that attaches to the water hose to
blow leaves outa the rain gutters. Course
they dont show the folks usin
em gettin soaked to the core with all
that water splashin around.
What I want to see is a gizmo
that attaches to the vacuum cleaner to clean bugs
outa those chandeliers. You know the ones, they
look like big bowls suspended down from chains.
They always have a handful a dead bugs in the
bottom of em and are usually hangin
from a twenty foot ceilin. The bigger the
bowl, the more bugs are collected.
Ive often wondered what
bugs did at night before street lights were
invented. Maybe lightnin bugs were the big
attraction back then, givin a brief glimpse
of the future social activity of bug kind. Then,
everone knows bugs are for the birds.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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DEAR
DR. DONOHUE: Is it possible to develop an allergy
to wine? I have drunk a glass of wine with dinner
for most of my life. Now, after drinking it, I
wheeze and am short of breath. What would you
advise? -- D.K. ANSWER:
Id advise seeing the family doctor or an
allergist. My hunch is that you might have
developed a sensitivity to sulfites.
Sulfites are preservatives that
are added to many foods. They occur naturally in
other foods. They stop foods from spoiling or
changing color.
About one person in 100 becomes
sensitive to sulfites. When those people are
exposed to sulfites in food or drink, they can
have an asthma attack -- which it sounds like you
are having.
Doctors can detect sulfite
sensitivity by challenging a patient with a small
amount of sulfite and observing any reaction.
They are prepared to terminate a reaction if one
occurs.
If it turns out that you are
sulfite-sensitive, you have to become a label
reader. Look for these words on the labels:
sodium sulfite, sulfur dioxide, sodium bisulfite,
sodium metabisulfite, potassium bisulfite and
potassium metabisulfite.
Many wines contain naturally
occurring sulfites.
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