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Monday, March 13, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 186
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... Carthage
Youth Girls Softball signups will be held March
13th from 6-8 p.m. in Fairview School.
Did Ya Know?... March is
Disaster Preparedness Month. City and Statewide
Sirens will be sounded Tuesday, March 14 at 1:30
p.m.
Did Ya Know?... Winter
Reading Clubs "Wild Readings" and
"Get Carded @ Your Library" will end
March 13. Turn in time sheets by March 15 to be
eligible for drawing prizes and sign up for
Awards Day with Bongo Barry! Call 237-7040 for
more information.
Did Ya Know?... The
McCune-Brooks Hospital Lab is offering free
colorectal cancer screening kits through the end
of March.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Fire Department has enacted a zero-tolerance
policy on grass fires. Starting today tickets
will be issued by the Police Department to those
in violation of the burn ban.
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today's
laugh
A young ventriloquist is
touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar
in a small town. Hes going through his
usual stupid redneck jokes, when a big burly guy
in the audience stands up and says,
"Ive heard just about enough of your
hillbilly jokes; we aint all stupid around
here."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize,
when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of
this mister. This is between me and the little
fella on your knee."
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Fell To His Death.
George Armer Killed by
Falling From a Tramway - Ezra Davis Hurt.
George Armer was killed
and Ezra Davis badly hurt by falling with a high tramway
at the Osceola mine near Carterville yesterday.
The tramway was in the
course of construction. Armer and Davis were working on
the structure, the former at the top 43 feet from the
ground and Davis was astride the lower beam. One of the
brisk gusts of wind which prevailed yesterday must hve
caused the big frame to topple. Armer fell striking his
head on the ties of an adjacent railroad switch and his
skull was fractured. He died within a few minutes. Davis
has no broken bones and will recover.
Armer was a new comer to
the district and took a job with the tramway builder only
yesterday morning. He had refused to take a position as a
miner in the ground because of the danger. He leaves a
wife and four small children near Alpena, Ark.
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Today's
Feature
Let It Slide.
The City Council
Public Services committee met late last week in a
rescheduled meeting. The committee discussed the
upcoming transfer of assets from Cox
Communications to Cebridge Acquisition Co. LLC.
This transfer of
customers and service was prompted by Cox and was
presented before Council in January. The transfer
is to be completed 120 days from its presentation
regardless of whether or not the Council supports
it. However approval of a Council resolution
supporting it would expedite the process.
City Administrator
Tom Short told the committee that the resolution
has been provided by Cox, and it states that the
City has read and understood the application and
has "examined the legal, financial and
technical qualifications of Cebridge."
Short told the
committee that he and City Attorney David Mouton
have both looked at the over 100-page contract
and without a specialized knowledge of the
telecommunications act, neither were fully
qualified to assure the soundness of the
contract. Short also said that with only 120 days
from the original announcement until the transfer
completion, time was limited from the beginning.
The committee
discussed potential ramifications of taking no
action on the resolution, as the transfer would
be completed either way. Acting as committee
chair in the absence of Jim Woestman, Claude
Newport asked if Cebridge would consider the lack
of approval of the resolution a hostile move by
the Council. Tom Short acknowledged it as a
possibility.
Short told the
committee that if the transfer goes into effect
without approval, the City would have less
culpability in the case of legal problems.
Committee member
Larry Ross recommended a motion to take no action
on the resolution.
"Id say
let it slide," said Ross, adding that the
committee could explain to Cox representatives
that there was not enough time to thoroughly
research the material provided.
The committee
approved the motion to take no action.
Representatives
from COX were made aware of the meeting but none
were in attendance.
According to Cox
representative Maryce Cunningham during the
January Council meeting, Cebridge intends to
retain a local office and does not anticipate any
changes to the service.
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Stench Report:
Thursday,
3/10/06
No Stench
Reported
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
I got into another one a those, you go, no you
go, no you go, speechless discussions at the
intersection the other day. This time it was with
a motorcycle rider. Had his (I think it was a he)
face shield down so I couldnt tell his
expression, but we had quite a discussion
decidin who was gonna balk first. After a
couple a false starts, the biker won out. I can
only take so much of bein mister nice guy
and after a while I go on through just ta prove a
point. The problem is, I havent figured out
what the point is. I find myself talkin to
myself sayin somethin like,
well, if youre gonna be that way, I
just show you and off I go. Guess I just
dont have the stamina I used too. When I
was younger I could sit at a corner longer than
anyone. That really showed em too I
suppose. This is some
fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin
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This
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By Samantha MazzottaPreparation Is Key When Moving
Spring is just around the
corner, and for many people thats a signal
to find new digs -- whether that be an apartment,
condo or house. Before even deciding where to
live, begin preparing for a potential move so
that in the flurry of activity that goes with
moving out and moving in, youll have that
much less to worry about.
Finances: You may have the
money for the down payment or the security
deposit for the apartment, but do you have enough
cash to cover an unexpected deposit or an
appliance repair? Sit down and develop a
"Murphys Law" budget to cover
lifes little surprises.
Children: Prepare your kids,
even if youre just moving down the street.
Talk to them about your decision, what the new
home will be like, and what will be happening
before you start to pack.
Sort-and-Toss: This fun little
weekend activity is critical before a big move.
Go methodically through every room in the house
and separate items you wish to take to the new
home from items that can be thrown away or
donated. Quite a bit of clutter can be eliminated
this way, and it will make packing much less
stressful.
Make a schedule: Like most
people, youll probably have to complete the
move while working a full-time job and taking
care of the kids. So give yourself several weeks
to pack, putting least-used items into boxes
first. A calendar hung in plain view (on the
refrigerator, for instance) can remind you when
to do certain tasks, such as scheduling the
transfer of utilities.
Identify essentials: How many
times have you moved and, the morning after
settling in, cant find a toothbrush or
change of clothes, or your daughters
favorite toy is missing? List items that need to
be immediately accessible and place them in a
separate area, box or travel bag.
Communicate: Keep family and
friends up to date on the move before, during and
after. Send out change-of-address information as
soon as you have it. Ask for help if you feel
overwhelmed, or just call regularly to maintain
that connected feeling.
Relax: Take time out each day
to rest and relax a bit, eat, watch television or
spend time with the kids. Youll recharge
quickly and run less risk of burnout.
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