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Monday, March 20, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 191

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... A Fish Fry will be held Tuesday, March 28 from 5 to 7 p.m in Grace Church, 820 Howard St. $5 for Adults, $3 ages 6-12, 5 and under free. Fish, potatoes, coleslaw, dessert, drink.

Did Ya Know?... The Spirit Class for Carthage Senior High is having a car wash April 1st, 2006 at the Carthage Fire Station from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. The car wash will raise money for St. Jude’s hospital.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Fire Department has enacted a zero-tolerance policy on grass fires. Starting today tickets will be issued by the Police Department to those in violation of the burn ban.

today's laugh

A mother was having a hard time getting her son to attend school one morning. "Nobody likes me at school," said the son. "The teachers don’t and the kids don’t The superintendent wants to transfer me and the bus drivers hate me and the school board wants me to drop out and the custodians have it in for me. I don’t want to go."
"You’ve got to go," insisted the mother. "You’re healthy. You’ve got a lot to learn. You’ve got something to offer others. You’re a leader. Besides, you’re 49 years old and you’re the principal."

I’d like to open a restaurant for single people. You walk in and it’s all sinks. No tables and chairs. Everyone eats standing over the sink. - Elayne Boosler

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

One-Armed Safe Cracker Sentenced.

Robert Murry, the one armed safe cracker who dynamited and robbed the postoffice at Southwest City and who since his arrest has been a prisoner at the county jail here, pleaded guilty to the charge against him in federal court at Joplin yesterday and was sentenced to four years in the federal prison at Leavenworth, Kan. Deputy Marshal Henry Pyatt will take Murry to the prison within a few days.

Shipping Stone for a Bridge.

David Miller, who has the contract for building the county bridge across Coon creek 3 1/2 miles northeast of Jasper is getting out the rock for the abutments at the quarry of the Carthage Marble and White Lime Co. in Kendricktown. He is breaking large rock up into rubble stone which he ships to Jasper. A car load was shipped yesterday.

Albert House of Jacksonville, Ill., was a Carthage visitor today.

 

Today's Feature

Mary Elizabeth Lease Portrayal.

News release

The Powers Museum, of Carthage, Missouri, presents Glenna Wallace of Seneca in a costumed portrayal of Mary Elizabeth Lease in honor of Women’s History Month at Grace Episcopal Church Fellowship Hall, 820 Howard (two blocks east of the Carthage High School, south of Chestnut) March 23 at 7:00 p.m. Admission is free. Glenna is newly retired after teaching 35 years at Crowder College in Neosho. She currently serves as tribal secretary to the Eastern Shawnee. The Mary Elizabeth Lease presentation was part of the Heartland Chautauqua program presented by the Missouri Humanities Council this past summer on the grounds of the George Washington Carver National Monument.

Mary Elizabeth Lease (1853-1933), American lecturer, writer, and later political activist who championed diverse public cases including the plight of the farmer, would take issue with the phrase "America, the Bountiful) theme of the MHC Heartland Chautauqua in 2005 and 2006). She and her husband spent ten years trying to make a living farming, but lost everything in the financial panic of 1873, which was anything but a "bountiful" time or experience. Later she became the voice of the Farmers’ Alliance, making more than 160 speeches in Kansas alone, achieving world-wide fame and attracting national attention with what has been described by her enemies as "radical utterances." The most famous quotation attributed to her, which she denies ever having said, supposedly encouraged farmers of Kansas to "raise less corn and more hell." Lease didn’t make a big issue of the misquoted commend because she believed it to be "a right good piece of advice." Always known for her powerful voice, both physically and influentially, she has been described as hurling sentences "as Jove hurled thunderbolts." born Mary Elizabeth Lease, her detractors referred to her a Marry Ellen Lease or "Marry Yellin" whereas her supporters referenced her as Queen Mary. While simultaneously being accused of being a "virago" and a "petticoated smut-mill," Mary Lease was known to be able to influence hundreds of votes wherever she spoke, and the opposition did not want her in their area near or during election time. As one source stated, regardless of whether Mary Elizabeth Lease did or did not explicitly call for more "hell raising, Lease was a powerful voice of the agrarian crusade."

Mrs. Lease visited Carthage several times including 1891 when she spoke for the Farmers’ Alliance and again in 1897 as part of Suffrage Day at the Interstate Chautauqua Assembly that summer.

For more information on the program, please contact the Powers Museum at 417-358-2667 or pmuseum@ecarthage.com

Stench Report:
Friday,
3/17/06

No Stench Reported

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
I don’t know who came up with it, but those paper towels that are only half as big as the regular ones make a lot a sense. I haven’t done any price comparison, but most a the time those half sheets are plenty.

It’s gotten to the point that when I pull off a full size sheet I’m tempted to tear in in half. ‘Course the fact that anyone would worry about the cost and still use paper towels at all is a little odd. The thought of usin’ a damp rag that can be rinsed out doesn’t cross the mind of most anymore it would seem. Easier to pitch that little spill in the trash.

Maybe some enterprisin’ marketin’ expert will come up with half-half sheets for those wantin’ to really get the most from their disposables. Call it a dribble towel.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Oil Stains Ruin New Driveway

Q: Last fall we had a beautiful gray paver driveway installed, and it really looks beautiful. However, during the Christmas holidays we had lots of company, and someone had an oil leak that we noticed after everyone had left. We have tried everything you can think of to remove this stain from the paver bricks. It is on one brick completely and slightly on three adjoining bricks. So far, nothing has worked, and we are at a loss. I am hoping that you might have some good ideas. -- Dolores G., Toms River, N.J.

A: Unfortunately, it sounds like a pretty deep stain, and since it’s an oil drip from a vehicle -- meaning the oil likely is "dirty" from running through the engine as opposed to "relatively clean" oil like that just purchased from a store -- the stain may be permanent. This is because brick pavers -- and concrete pavers, or any masonry for that matter -- are quite porous and absorb liquids quickly.

You’ve been treating this stain for some time without any improvement, so you may have to take the most drastic course, which is replacement of the stained paver. A do-it-yourselfer can loosen and lift out the paver, being careful to set the replacement so that it sits flush with the rest of the bricks. Paying attention to the level of the underlying material (sand, usually) is crucial, as is remembering that this material gradually settles under the weight of the paver. If you aren’t sure that you can make the replacement fit exactly, or if the pavers are prohibitively large, call in the contractor who installed the driveway to make repairs, or contact a driveway repair specialist.

One recommended method is to mix mineral spirits and whiting into a thick paste, apply directly to the stain, and allow it to dry (about 24 hours). These powders can typically be brushed away, using a synthetic-bristle cleaning brush so the stain can be scrubbed a bit.

Bleach, vinegar and lemon juice do not work well on oil stains.

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