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Monday, March 20, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 191
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... A Fish
Fry will be held Tuesday, March 28 from 5 to 7
p.m in Grace Church, 820 Howard St. $5 for
Adults, $3 ages 6-12, 5 and under free. Fish,
potatoes, coleslaw, dessert, drink.
Did Ya Know?... The
Spirit Class for Carthage Senior High is having a
car wash April 1st, 2006 at the Carthage Fire
Station from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. The car wash will
raise money for St. Judes hospital.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Fire Department has enacted a zero-tolerance
policy on grass fires. Starting today tickets
will be issued by the Police Department to those
in violation of the burn ban.
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today's
laugh
A mother was having a hard time
getting her son to attend school one morning.
"Nobody likes me at school," said the
son. "The teachers dont and the kids
dont The superintendent wants to transfer
me and the bus drivers hate me and the school
board wants me to drop out and the custodians
have it in for me. I dont want to go."
"Youve got to go," insisted the
mother. "Youre healthy. Youve
got a lot to learn. Youve got something to
offer others. Youre a leader. Besides,
youre 49 years old and youre the
principal."
Id like to open a
restaurant for single people. You walk in and
its all sinks. No tables and chairs.
Everyone eats standing over the sink. - Elayne
Boosler
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
One-Armed Safe Cracker
Sentenced.
Robert Murry, the one
armed safe cracker who dynamited and robbed the
postoffice at Southwest City and who since his arrest has
been a prisoner at the county jail here, pleaded guilty
to the charge against him in federal court at Joplin
yesterday and was sentenced to four years in the federal
prison at Leavenworth, Kan. Deputy Marshal Henry Pyatt
will take Murry to the prison within a few days.
Shipping Stone for a
Bridge.
David Miller, who has the
contract for building the county bridge across Coon creek
3 1/2 miles northeast of Jasper is getting out the rock
for the abutments at the quarry of the Carthage Marble
and White Lime Co. in Kendricktown. He is breaking large
rock up into rubble stone which he ships to Jasper. A car
load was shipped yesterday.
Albert House of
Jacksonville, Ill., was a Carthage visitor today.
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Today's
Feature
Mary Elizabeth
Lease Portrayal.
News release
The Powers Museum,
of Carthage, Missouri, presents Glenna Wallace of
Seneca in a costumed portrayal of Mary Elizabeth
Lease in honor of Womens History Month at
Grace Episcopal Church Fellowship Hall, 820
Howard (two blocks east of the Carthage High
School, south of Chestnut) March 23 at 7:00 p.m.
Admission is free. Glenna is newly retired after
teaching 35 years at Crowder College in Neosho.
She currently serves as tribal secretary to the
Eastern Shawnee. The Mary Elizabeth Lease
presentation was part of the Heartland Chautauqua
program presented by the Missouri Humanities
Council this past summer on the grounds of the
George Washington Carver National Monument.
Mary Elizabeth
Lease (1853-1933), American lecturer, writer, and
later political activist who championed diverse
public cases including the plight of the farmer,
would take issue with the phrase "America,
the Bountiful) theme of the MHC Heartland
Chautauqua in 2005 and 2006). She and her husband
spent ten years trying to make a living farming,
but lost everything in the financial panic of
1873, which was anything but a
"bountiful" time or experience. Later
she became the voice of the Farmers
Alliance, making more than 160 speeches in Kansas
alone, achieving world-wide fame and attracting
national attention with what has been described
by her enemies as "radical utterances."
The most famous quotation attributed to her,
which she denies ever having said, supposedly
encouraged farmers of Kansas to "raise less
corn and more hell." Lease didnt make
a big issue of the misquoted commend because she
believed it to be "a right good piece of
advice." Always known for her powerful
voice, both physically and influentially, she has
been described as hurling sentences "as Jove
hurled thunderbolts." born Mary Elizabeth
Lease, her detractors referred to her a Marry
Ellen Lease or "Marry Yellin" whereas
her supporters referenced her as Queen Mary.
While simultaneously being accused of being a
"virago" and a "petticoated
smut-mill," Mary Lease was known to be able
to influence hundreds of votes wherever she
spoke, and the opposition did not want her in
their area near or during election time. As one
source stated, regardless of whether Mary
Elizabeth Lease did or did not explicitly call
for more "hell raising, Lease was a powerful
voice of the agrarian crusade."
Mrs. Lease visited
Carthage several times including 1891 when she
spoke for the Farmers Alliance and again in
1897 as part of Suffrage Day at the Interstate
Chautauqua Assembly that summer.
For more
information on the program, please contact the
Powers Museum at 417-358-2667 or
pmuseum@ecarthage.com
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Stench Report:
Friday,
3/17/06
No Stench
Reported
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I dont know who came up with it, but those
paper towels that are only half as big as the
regular ones make a lot a sense. I havent
done any price comparison, but most a the time
those half sheets are plenty.Its gotten to the point that when
I pull off a full size sheet Im tempted to
tear in in half. Course the fact that
anyone would worry about the cost and still use
paper towels at all is a little odd. The thought
of usin a damp rag that can be rinsed out
doesnt cross the mind of most anymore it
would seem. Easier to pitch that little spill in
the trash.
Maybe some enterprisin
marketin expert will come up with half-half
sheets for those wantin to really get the
most from their disposables. Call it a dribble
towel.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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By Samantha MazzottaOil Stains Ruin
New Driveway
Q: Last fall we
had a beautiful gray paver driveway installed,
and it really looks beautiful. However, during
the Christmas holidays we had lots of company,
and someone had an oil leak that we noticed after
everyone had left. We have tried everything you
can think of to remove this stain from the paver
bricks. It is on one brick completely and
slightly on three adjoining bricks. So far,
nothing has worked, and we are at a loss. I am
hoping that you might have some good ideas. --
Dolores G., Toms River, N.J.
A: Unfortunately,
it sounds like a pretty deep stain, and since
its an oil drip from a vehicle -- meaning
the oil likely is "dirty" from running
through the engine as opposed to "relatively
clean" oil like that just purchased from a
store -- the stain may be permanent. This is
because brick pavers -- and concrete pavers, or
any masonry for that matter -- are quite porous
and absorb liquids quickly.
Youve been
treating this stain for some time without any
improvement, so you may have to take the most
drastic course, which is replacement of the
stained paver. A do-it-yourselfer can loosen and
lift out the paver, being careful to set the
replacement so that it sits flush with the rest
of the bricks. Paying attention to the level of
the underlying material (sand, usually) is
crucial, as is remembering that this material
gradually settles under the weight of the paver.
If you arent sure that you can make the
replacement fit exactly, or if the pavers are
prohibitively large, call in the contractor who
installed the driveway to make repairs, or
contact a driveway repair specialist.
One recommended
method is to mix mineral spirits and whiting into
a thick paste, apply directly to the stain, and
allow it to dry (about 24 hours). These powders
can typically be brushed away, using a
synthetic-bristle cleaning brush so the stain can
be scrubbed a bit.
Bleach, vinegar
and lemon juice do not work well on oil stains.
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