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Thursday, March 23, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 194

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Chamber of Commerce 2nd annual TRIVIA night sponsored by Southwest Missouri bank will be held Thursday, March 30 in Carthage Memorial Hall. Doors open at 6 p.m. Trivia starts at 6:30 p.m. $100 per team of 8. Spectator seating $5 per person. Complimentary hors d’ouerves and 2 drink ticket provided. For more info. or to register a team call 358-2373.

Did Ya Know?... A Fish Fry will be held Tuesday, March 28 from 5 to 7 p.m in Grace Church, 820 Howard St. $5 for Adults, $3 ages 6-12, 5 and under free. Fish, potatoes, coleslaw, dessert, drink.

Did Ya Know... The McCune-Brooks Hospital Lab is offering free colorectal cancer screening kits through the end of March.

today's laugh

The army sergeant called for his morning formation and lined up all the troops. "Listen up, men," said the sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the motor pool for maintenance. Oh, by the way, Rudkin, your mother died, report to the commander."

Later that day, the captain called the sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Rudkin that his mother died. Could you be a bit more tactful next time?"

"Yes, sir," answered the sergeant.

A few months later, the captain called the sergeant in again, saying, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Fogle’s mother died. You’d better go tell him, and send him in to see me. And this time, be more tactful."

So the sergeant called for his morning formation. "Okay, men, fall in and listen up. Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward. Not so fast, Fogle!"

Hoping to get people to go to museums again, New York City has started a new ad campaign called "I Love New York Culture." But if they want us to go back to museums, they should rename the campaign "Sorry We Yelled at You for Touching Stuff." - Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump said he named his daughter Tiffany after his favorite store: Tiffany’s. How ridiculous is that? In fact, I was just talking about that with my two sons, Crate and Barrel. - Shawn Dion

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

An Old Landmark Burned.

The House on Peter Hill’s Farm South of Town Destroyed by Fire.

The house on the 600 acre Peter Hill farm located 4 1/2 miles south of the Court house was burned to the ground yesterday afternoon. This is known as the old Peter Hill home place and was occupied by the owner until a year or two ago, when he moved to town.

The farm is now in charge of Parker Jacobs, a son-in-law of Mrs. Hill, but he and his family were northeast of town yesterday for the day visiting the neighborhood of his former home.

There was no one near the house yesterday when the fire broke out. Neighbors noticed smoke rising form the house about 1 o’clock, but did not realize that it was on fire until a little later and it was about 2 o’clock before anyone reached the burning building. By this time the fire which had been a smouldering one had first, had begun to make considerable headway, and rendered the west end of the building unreachable. The door at the east end of the house was broken in, however, and a piano and a few other articles of furniture were saved. This was about all that could be done and the balance of the contents were a complete loss.

The house was insured for $750 and the loss was probably $1,000 or $1,200. The contents were uninsured and the loss on this was probably $500 or $600.

Part of the house was very old, having been built in 1858 and was thus 48 years of age. It was therefore an old landmark which was removed by the flames.

The first to reach the fire were . Bird and John Hill, who live near by. The next were Mack Corwin and Ed E. Mottet, who live north and south and with the former was Capt. James Spence of this city who was at the Corwin home on a visit. It was these who rescued what furniture was saved but they were unable to work long. The fire had made such progress when reached by neighbors that nothing could be accomplished in the way of fighting it with the meager means at hand.

The origin of the fire is a mystery, as there had been no fire since the day before in the rooms at the west end of the building where the blaze seems to have originated.

The house will probably be rebuilt, as a residence is of course a necessity on a farm of this size, but the plans for doing so have net yet been decided.

 

Today's Feature

Special Use Addition.

The City Council Public Works Committee met Tuesday afternoon in a regular session. Items discussed included the addition of a new paragraph to the Special Use Permit section of the City Code.

The new sub-paragraph would allow for "restaurants selling liquor by the drink provided that at least sixty percent of their gross income is derived from the sale of prepared meals or food."

City Administrator Tom Short said this is known as a Resort Liquor License. Short also said that all establishments in Carthage that serve alcohol by the drink have a Resort Liquor License which is monitored through the State.

The committee approved the addition of the new section in the City Code. The item will be brought before full Council at the next meeting.

This item was originally presented during the previous Council meeting during the rezoning request for 1926 South Garrison. The rezoning requestor asked for alternatives to a blanket rezoning, which was opposed by area neighbors. The Special Use Permit was an option Tom Short recommended because it allowed for control over certain elements of the proposed business; alcohol/food ratios, options for yearly review, operation hours, etc. that could make the allowance a compromise between the requestor and the neighbors.

The committee’s approval of the new special use permit section is still subject to Council approval.

Other items discussed by the committee included a request for vacation of an alley running North/South between East Chestnut and 9th street.

The vacation was requested by First Christian Church which owns property surrounding the alley including a walkway over the top. According to Public Works Director Chad Wampler the Church plans on doing construction in the alley area at some point in the future.

Church officials have already contacted Carthage Water and Electric Plant to arrange maintenance of the public sewer.

Wampler told Committee Chair Bill Johnson that there would be no negative impact caused to the City by the alley vacation.

"I don’t know why we would oppose it," said Johnson.

The committee approved a motion to ask for the drafting of a Council bill to approve the alley vacation.

Stench Report:
Wednesday,
3/22/06

Stench reported in the morning

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
Saw a neat trick on a bicycle the other day. A small girl of five or six, apparently still learnin’ the art of survivin’ a two wheeler, was ridin’ with four other children. She turned out of the alley onto the street and didn’t get straightened out. She continued in a circular motion and bumped square into the curb. Her slow speed and low proximity to the ground eliminated any chance of serious injury, but she dropped like a rock. The small boy ridin’ beside her was havin’ his own problems keepin’ upright and didn’t stop. The girl brushed herself off and got back on, slowly tryin’ catch up to the rest of the group.

I never saw a tear, just a face of determination and possibly some embarrassment. A spark of hope for the next generation.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Click & Clack Talk Cars
By Tom and Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray:

I live in San Jose, Calif., where the weather is almost always beautiful. The temperature rarely drops below freezing, even in the winter. However, when I walk my son to school in the morning , I often see cars sitting in driveways running, without any driver or passengers. It seems like a waste of gas to me - not to mention the fact that the cars in question are often huge SUVs used to drive a child two blocks to school. My question is: Why do people leave their cars running in a driveway for several minutes in the mornings? Does it serve some useful purpose? - Linda

TOM: No, it doesn’t, Linda. My first thought is that you shouldn’t do anything. These knuckleheads are just wasting their money by burning already expensive gasoline, reducing their already mileage from 10 miles per gallon to nine and a half and slowly going broke. Don’t interfere.

RAY: Well, that’s a little harsh. You might take a kinder approach, Linda, and just move the car randomly to someone else’s driveway. That’ll mess with their heads.

TOM: Actually, they probably just don’t know that warming up a car is unnecessary. Modern cars don’t need to be warmed up at all - even where there IS real winter. You start the car, you put it in gear, and if it goes - and doesn’t stall - it’s ready to go.

RAY: Now, these people might be more concerned with heating up the passenger compartment than warming up the engine. In which case, there’s not much you can do, except let them go broke.

TOM: But let’s assume that these folks just don’t have up-to-date information. In which case, leaving a copy of this article on tier windshield might be a kind way of spreading the news.


RACING
By Greg Zyla
Sponsored by Curry Automotive

Maraj’s Audi Team Ruled in 2005

Dave Maraj, founder of the Florida-based Champion Motors Porsche and Audi dealerships, also heads up one of the top sports-car racing teams in the world: Champion Racing.

Born and educated in India, Maraj (pronounced "mirage") started racing at age 18 in rally cars on the island of Trinidad. There, he managed his family’s precious metals, diamond and jewelry business. In 1988, he bought a Porsche dealership and moved to Florida. Today he is the world’s largest Porsche dealer and the largest Audi dealer in the Southeast.

Maraj and his Champion Racing organization are coming off what many term "Dave’s Magic Season" in 2005, when he fielded two Audi R8 LMP1 Prototypes in the American LeMans Series. Highlights include becoming the first American team in 38 years to win the prestigious 24 Hours of LeMans in France, and winning both the ALMS Manufacturers and Drivers championship for German-based Audi.

Maraj’s plans for 2006 are still incomplete, as 2005 marked the final season for the Audi R8 prototype, as new technical regulations now apply at the 24 Hours of LeMans and in the ALMS. Since its debut at the 12 Hours of Sebring in 2000, the R8 captured 61 victories in 74 races.

Maraj says he didn’t get into motorsports right away.

"In the early ‘90s, the three best races for the IMSA series were here in Florida, namely the Daytona 24-Hours, Miami Grand Prix and Sebring 12 Hours," he said. "We had a lot of customers who went to these races who purchased Porsche Carreras, so I said ‘How about we start a small team?’"

Maraj thus entered GT racing, relying on the "race what we sell" theory of moving cars off the lot.

"We started to grow," he said. "We did the three Florida races, but then Miami stopped. So, we stuck with Daytona and Sebring, and then we did Watkins Glen because a lot of our customers come from the Northeast."

Soon afterward, factory assistance came Maraj’s way, and Porsche loaned him some of its factory drivers. Sponsors took note, too.

"The race team kept growing," he said. "Then we went from GT2 to GT1, and won the championship in the GT1 car."

Following that success, Maraj moved up to the Audi R8 prototype.

"I never dreamed the team would grow to the size it is today and that we would win LeMans. It will be very difficult to duplicate that season, and Audi has not made any firm decisions yet this year."

As for the American LeMans Series, Maraj expects more factory participation in the coming years.

"Everyone is eagerly awaiting the diesel cars from Audi to race in ALMS," he said. "I’ve been told through the grapevine there is another manufacturer coming in to Prototype (racing), and that would be very good. And, French carmaker Peugeot is coming in with a diesel in perhaps ‘07. It’s also great that Porsche is back in the Prototype series and will start supplying customer cars next year."

"General Motors has the Corvette program, and Ford has the Saleen (Mustang) and Aston Martin. Porsche is debuting a new GT2 car, and this year the Ferrari comes back in GT2. We also can’t forget the two Panoz cars, so the series continues to get better and better."

To learn more about Maraj’s team, visit www.championracing.net.

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