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Thursday, March 23, 2006 Volume XIV, Number
194
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Chamber of Commerce 2nd annual TRIVIA night
sponsored by Southwest Missouri bank will be held
Thursday, March 30 in Carthage Memorial Hall.
Doors open at 6 p.m. Trivia starts at 6:30 p.m.
$100 per team of 8. Spectator seating $5 per
person. Complimentary hors douerves and 2
drink ticket provided. For more info. or to
register a team call 358-2373.
Did Ya Know?... A Fish
Fry will be held Tuesday, March 28 from 5 to 7
p.m in Grace Church, 820 Howard St. $5 for
Adults, $3 ages 6-12, 5 and under free. Fish,
potatoes, coleslaw, dessert, drink.
Did Ya Know... The
McCune-Brooks Hospital Lab is offering free
colorectal cancer screening kits through the end
of March.
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today's
laugh
The army sergeant called for
his morning formation and lined up all the
troops. "Listen up, men," said the
sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall
for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some
papers. The rest of you men report to the motor
pool for maintenance. Oh, by the way, Rudkin,
your mother died, report to the commander."
Later that day, the captain
called the sergeant into his office. "Hey,
Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform
Rudkin that his mother died. Could you be a bit
more tactful next time?"
"Yes, sir," answered
the sergeant.
A few months later, the captain
called the sergeant in again, saying,
"Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private
Fogles mother died. Youd better go
tell him, and send him in to see me. And this
time, be more tactful."
So the sergeant called for his
morning formation. "Okay, men, fall in and
listen up. Everybody with a mother, take two
steps forward. Not so fast, Fogle!"
Hoping to get people to go to
museums again, New York City has started a new ad
campaign called "I Love New York
Culture." But if they want us to go back to
museums, they should rename the campaign
"Sorry We Yelled at You for Touching
Stuff." - Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump said he named his
daughter Tiffany after his favorite store:
Tiffanys. How ridiculous is that? In fact,
I was just talking about that with my two sons,
Crate and Barrel. - Shawn Dion
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
An Old Landmark Burned.
The House on Peter
Hills Farm South of Town Destroyed by Fire.
The house on the 600 acre
Peter Hill farm located 4 1/2 miles south of the Court
house was burned to the ground yesterday afternoon. This
is known as the old Peter Hill home place and was
occupied by the owner until a year or two ago, when he
moved to town.
The farm is now in charge
of Parker Jacobs, a son-in-law of Mrs. Hill, but he and
his family were northeast of town yesterday for the day
visiting the neighborhood of his former home.
There was no one near the
house yesterday when the fire broke out. Neighbors
noticed smoke rising form the house about 1 oclock,
but did not realize that it was on fire until a little
later and it was about 2 oclock before anyone
reached the burning building. By this time the fire which
had been a smouldering one had first, had begun to make
considerable headway, and rendered the west end of the
building unreachable. The door at the east end of the
house was broken in, however, and a piano and a few other
articles of furniture were saved. This was about all that
could be done and the balance of the contents were a
complete loss.
The house was insured for
$750 and the loss was probably $1,000 or $1,200. The
contents were uninsured and the loss on this was probably
$500 or $600.
Part of the house was very
old, having been built in 1858 and was thus 48 years of
age. It was therefore an old landmark which was removed
by the flames.
The first to reach the
fire were . Bird and John Hill, who live near by. The
next were Mack Corwin and Ed E. Mottet, who live north
and south and with the former was Capt. James Spence of
this city who was at the Corwin home on a visit. It was
these who rescued what furniture was saved but they were
unable to work long. The fire had made such progress when
reached by neighbors that nothing could be accomplished
in the way of fighting it with the meager means at hand.
The origin of the fire is
a mystery, as there had been no fire since the day before
in the rooms at the west end of the building where the
blaze seems to have originated.
The house will probably be
rebuilt, as a residence is of course a necessity on a
farm of this size, but the plans for doing so have net
yet been decided.
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Today's
Feature
Special Use
Addition.
The City Council
Public Works Committee met Tuesday afternoon in a
regular session. Items discussed included the
addition of a new paragraph to the Special Use
Permit section of the City Code.
The new
sub-paragraph would allow for "restaurants
selling liquor by the drink provided that at
least sixty percent of their gross income is
derived from the sale of prepared meals or
food."
City Administrator
Tom Short said this is known as a Resort Liquor
License. Short also said that all establishments
in Carthage that serve alcohol by the drink have
a Resort Liquor License which is monitored
through the State.
The committee
approved the addition of the new section in the
City Code. The item will be brought before full
Council at the next meeting.
This item was
originally presented during the previous Council
meeting during the rezoning request for 1926
South Garrison. The rezoning requestor asked for
alternatives to a blanket rezoning, which was
opposed by area neighbors. The Special Use Permit
was an option Tom Short recommended because it
allowed for control over certain elements of the
proposed business; alcohol/food ratios, options
for yearly review, operation hours, etc. that
could make the allowance a compromise between the
requestor and the neighbors.
The
committees approval of the new special use
permit section is still subject to Council
approval.
Other items
discussed by the committee included a request for
vacation of an alley running North/South between
East Chestnut and 9th street.
The vacation was
requested by First Christian Church which owns
property surrounding the alley including a
walkway over the top. According to Public Works
Director Chad Wampler the Church plans on doing
construction in the alley area at some point in
the future.
Church officials
have already contacted Carthage Water and
Electric Plant to arrange maintenance of the
public sewer.
Wampler told
Committee Chair Bill Johnson that there would be
no negative impact caused to the City by the
alley vacation.
"I dont
know why we would oppose it," said Johnson.
The committee
approved a motion to ask for the drafting of a
Council bill to approve the alley vacation.
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Stench Report:
Wednesday,
3/22/06
Stench
reported in the morning
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Saw a neat trick on a bicycle the other day. A
small girl of five or six, apparently still
learnin the art of survivin a two
wheeler, was ridin with four other
children. She turned out of the alley onto the
street and didnt get straightened out. She
continued in a circular motion and bumped square
into the curb. Her slow speed and low proximity
to the ground eliminated any chance of serious
injury, but she dropped like a rock. The small
boy ridin beside her was havin his
own problems keepin upright and didnt
stop. The girl brushed herself off and got back
on, slowly tryin catch up to the rest of
the group. I never saw a
tear, just a face of determination and possibly
some embarrassment. A spark of hope for the next
generation.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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By Tom and Ray MagliozziDear Tom and Ray:
I live in San Jose, Calif.,
where the weather is almost always beautiful. The
temperature rarely drops below freezing, even in
the winter. However, when I walk my son to school
in the morning , I often see cars sitting in
driveways running, without any driver or
passengers. It seems like a waste of gas to me -
not to mention the fact that the cars in question
are often huge SUVs used to drive a child two
blocks to school. My question is: Why do people
leave their cars running in a driveway for
several minutes in the mornings? Does it serve
some useful purpose? - Linda
TOM: No, it doesnt,
Linda. My first thought is that you
shouldnt do anything. These knuckleheads
are just wasting their money by burning already
expensive gasoline, reducing their already
mileage from 10 miles per gallon to nine and a
half and slowly going broke. Dont
interfere.
RAY: Well, thats a little
harsh. You might take a kinder approach, Linda,
and just move the car randomly to someone
elses driveway. Thatll mess with
their heads.
TOM: Actually, they probably
just dont know that warming up a car is
unnecessary. Modern cars dont need to be
warmed up at all - even where there IS real
winter. You start the car, you put it in gear,
and if it goes - and doesnt stall -
its ready to go.
RAY: Now, these people might be
more concerned with heating up the passenger
compartment than warming up the engine. In which
case, theres not much you can do, except
let them go broke.
TOM: But lets assume that
these folks just dont have up-to-date
information. In which case, leaving a copy of
this article on tier windshield might be a kind
way of spreading the news.
RACING
By Greg Zyla
Sponsored by Curry Automotive
Marajs
Audi Team Ruled in 2005
Dave Maraj,
founder of the Florida-based Champion Motors
Porsche and Audi dealerships, also heads up one
of the top sports-car racing teams in the world:
Champion Racing.
Born and educated
in India, Maraj (pronounced "mirage")
started racing at age 18 in rally cars on the
island of Trinidad. There, he managed his
familys precious metals, diamond and
jewelry business. In 1988, he bought a Porsche
dealership and moved to Florida. Today he is the
worlds largest Porsche dealer and the
largest Audi dealer in the Southeast.
Maraj and his
Champion Racing organization are coming off what
many term "Daves Magic Season" in
2005, when he fielded two Audi R8 LMP1 Prototypes
in the American LeMans Series. Highlights include
becoming the first American team in 38 years to
win the prestigious 24 Hours of LeMans in France,
and winning both the ALMS Manufacturers and
Drivers championship for German-based Audi.
Marajs plans
for 2006 are still incomplete, as 2005 marked the
final season for the Audi R8 prototype, as new
technical regulations now apply at the 24 Hours
of LeMans and in the ALMS. Since its debut at the
12 Hours of Sebring in 2000, the R8 captured 61
victories in 74 races.
Maraj says he
didnt get into motorsports right away.
"In the early
90s, the three best races for the IMSA
series were here in Florida, namely the Daytona
24-Hours, Miami Grand Prix and Sebring 12
Hours," he said. "We had a lot of
customers who went to these races who purchased
Porsche Carreras, so I said How about we
start a small team?"
Maraj thus entered
GT racing, relying on the "race what we
sell" theory of moving cars off the lot.
"We started
to grow," he said. "We did the three
Florida races, but then Miami stopped. So, we
stuck with Daytona and Sebring, and then we did
Watkins Glen because a lot of our customers come
from the Northeast."
Soon afterward,
factory assistance came Marajs way, and
Porsche loaned him some of its factory drivers.
Sponsors took note, too.
"The race
team kept growing," he said. "Then we
went from GT2 to GT1, and won the championship in
the GT1 car."
Following that
success, Maraj moved up to the Audi R8 prototype.
"I never
dreamed the team would grow to the size it is
today and that we would win LeMans. It will be
very difficult to duplicate that season, and Audi
has not made any firm decisions yet this
year."
As for the
American LeMans Series, Maraj expects more
factory participation in the coming years.
"Everyone is
eagerly awaiting the diesel cars from Audi to
race in ALMS," he said. "Ive been
told through the grapevine there is another
manufacturer coming in to Prototype (racing), and
that would be very good. And, French carmaker
Peugeot is coming in with a diesel in perhaps
07. Its also great that Porsche is
back in the Prototype series and will start
supplying customer cars next year."
"General
Motors has the Corvette program, and Ford has the
Saleen (Mustang) and Aston Martin. Porsche is
debuting a new GT2 car, and this year the Ferrari
comes back in GT2. We also cant forget the
two Panoz cars, so the series continues to get
better and better."
To learn more
about Marajs team, visit
www.championracing.net.
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