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Thursday, March 30, 2006 Volume XIV, Number
199
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Veterans Alliance will meet Thursday
night, March 30th at 7:00 p.m. in the Memorial
Hall Legion Rooms in order to plan the Annual
Memorial Day Service. The American Legion 40/8;
Disabled American Veterans; The V.F.W.: Chosen
Few; The Heartland Band
Did Ya Know?... The
Chamber of Commerce 2nd annual TRIVIA night
sponsored by Southwest Missouri bank will be held
Thursday, March 30 in Carthage Memorial Hall.
Doors open at 6 p.m. Trivia starts at 6:30 p.m.
$100 per team of 8. Spectator seating $5 per
person. Complimentary hors douerves and 2
drink ticket provided. For more info. or to
register a team call 358-2373.
Did Ya Know?... The 2006
Project Graduation Committee is having a benefit
basketball game featuring "all-stars"
from the Carthage R-9 staff vs. television
personalities from KODE-TV. The game will be held
friday, March 31st at 7:30 p.m. at the high
school gym. Admission is $3.00 for adults and
$1.00 for students. Students will be admitted
free with a paying adult. Concessions, contests,
entertainment. All proceeds will benefit this
years project graduation.
Did Ya Know? ... A Relay
for Life Pancake & Sausage Feed Fundraiser
will be held Saturday, April 1 in the First
Christain Church Lighthouse from 6-10 a.m. The
cost is $4.00 for adults, $2.00 for children ages
2-6. Proceeds benefit the American Cancer
Society. This event is sponsored by
CW&EPs Relay for Life teams,
"Pumping Water for the Cure" and
"Well Light Up Your Life."
Did Ya Know?... The
Spirit Class for Carthage Senior High is having a
car wash April 1st, 2006 at the Carthage Fire
Station from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. The car wash will
raise money for St. Judes hospital.
Did Ya Know?... Brooms!
Brooms! Brooms! Carthage Lions Club Annual Broom
Sale starts April 1. Call Dorsey Van Matter,
358-2666, Chet Holzwarth, 358-6175, Leslie
Strait, 358-6105.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage High School Stream Team is holding a
public forum on 5 April 2006 at 6 - 6:30 at the
high school auditorium to discuss the past years
test results and future testing. It is open to
the general public and anyone interested in the
health of Spring River.
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today's
laugh
I got married to complicate my
thought process. When youre single, your
brain is single-minded. Single guys think three
things; "Id like to go out with
her," "Id like to buy one of
those," and "I hope those guys
win." - Jerry Seinfeld
AT&T is now offering a
service that allows you to pay your bills through
your TV screen by using your remote control. So
instead of saying, "The checks in the
mail," people are going to say, "Hey, I
wanted to pay, but I couldnt find the
remote." - Jay Leno
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Robbed Geo.
Whitsetts House.
A Kansas City Item
About Former Carthaginian.
The Kansas City Times of
Tuesday contained the following item concerning a
well-known former Carthage resident;
While George P. Whitsett,
formerly assistant prosecuting attorney, and his wife
were visiting a next door neighbor for a few minutes at 7
oclock last night a burglar plundered their home at
3616 Wyandotte street, Kansas City. Two gold watches and
chains, a Japanese chatelaine bag, $11.50 in money and
three gold rings were secured. When the Whitsetts went
visiting they left their front door open. The thief
walked in and helped himself while the janitor was
attending to the furnace in the basement.
Dr. F.S. Turner of Monroe
City, supreme medical director of the Court of Honor, who
was here yesterday to attend the state meeting, stopped
over to spend today visiting his nephews, Charles and
Will Turner
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Today's
Feature
Rejected
Special Use Addition.
The Carthage City
Council rejected the addition of a new special
use permit category for the City Code at the
Council meeting Tuesday. The new section would
have allowed for pet cemeteries. The current list
of special use permits, under the category of
"cemeteries, mausoleums or crematories"
only allows for the burial of the human deceased.
The new section was proposed after Park Cemetery
had requested to use a section of land as a
designated burial ground for pets.
Councilmember Jim
Woestman at the meeting opposed the new Special
Use section saying that he did not approve the
pet cemetery sharing property with the regular
cemetery.
"They need to
get their own spot," said Woestman.
City Charter
dictates that an ordinance must have 6 approving
votes from Council members in order to pass. The
Council vote was tied 5 to 5 and therefore the
ordinance failed. Those who voted against
included; Claude Newport, Larry Ross, Ronnie
Wells, Tom Flanigan and Jim Woestman. Those who
voted for included; Jackie Boyer, Diane Sharits,
Bill Welch, Bill Johnson and Mike Harris.
Council
subsequently bypassed the ordinance requesting
the enactment of the special use permit at Park
Cemetery, as there was no special use permit to
implement.
Other items of
business from the meeting included the rejection
of the rezoning at 1926 and 1921 South Garrison.
The requested zoning would have allowed for the
sale of alcohol by the drink in the businesses.
1926 South Garrison is the former Hazletts
building.
Owner Vince Scott
told Council at the previous meeting that he had
requested the rezoning in attempts to open a
restaurant that could serve wine with dinner.
Also at the previous meeting several neighbors of
the property attended and spoke against the
rezoning. At that time City Administrator Tom
Short recommended the addition of a new special
use permit as an alternative to the rezoning. The
special use permit could be tailored to meet the
requests of the owner and to enforce a ratio of
food sales to alcohol sales. The details of the
special use permit are currently being evaluated
by the City.
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Stench Report:
Wednesday,
3/28/06
No Smells
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive never figured out
folks who complain about a tv show, and then
commence to tell you all the details of why. It
usually becomes apparent that they regularly tune
in to the program. There
are plenty of tv shows that I dont like, I
dont watch em.
Back when there were only three
networks and we could only get decent reception
on two of em, I wasnt near so picky.
Course I was just a kid too. Didnt
know no better. (or Mom was in control of the
room.)
Fact is, now I can find an
endless number of tv shows I dont wanna
watch. The fact that I can determine in three
seconds whether or not Im interested
sometimes annoyin to others in the room who
dont have a remote however.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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By Tom & Ray MagliozziDear Tom and Ray:
A few weeks ago on your radio
show, you got a call from a woman who asked you
guys to settle a two-part dispute with her
husband. Her husband objected to her heavy key
chain, and she was told that her husband was
right: Heavy key chains can indeed cause damage
to the key-shaft thingy. However, I distinctly
remember that back in 2002, you had a similar
call from a woman who was borrowing her
fathers car, and it was being lent to her
only on the condition that she remove other keys
from her key ring so that no extra weight hung
off the ignition key. You told HER that the extra
weight from other keys was so negligible that it
would not cause any damage. So, which is it?
Thanks, and keep up the great work.
RAY: Yeah. Well, we recently
heard from that woman in 2002. Shes
currently estranged from her father. Her key
chain broke his ignition switch, and now
hes cut her out of the will!
TOM: Actually, the answer is
that excessive weight CAN damage the ignition
switch. We see it most often on Volkswagens, for
some reason. But it happens on other cars too.
RAY: But the key (no pun
intended) is the definition of
"excessive." I dont remember the
call from 2002, but we probably asked her how
many keys she was talking about. If you have
seven or eight keys on your key ring, youre
not going to do any damage. The ignition switch
can handle that.
TOM: But if you carry around 20
keys, thats a fair amount of weight. That
constant downward tug on the ignition switch can
cause it to wear out prematurely.
RAY: So if youve got
seven, eight or even 10 keys, its probably
not worth worrying about.
RACING
By Greg Zyla
Sponsored by Curry Automotive
NASCAR Fans Are
Loyal to Sponsors
Q: Greg, I
recently bought a pint of grape tomatoes and was
quite surprised to see a NASCAR logo on the
plastic carton. The tomatoes were grown and
packaged by East Coast Brokers and Packers of
Plant City, Fla. By purchasing this product, am I
supporting one of my favorite sports? -- M.P.P,
White River Junction, Vt.
A: Yes, you are.
Many non-automotive companies rely on NASCAR
racing to deliver their consumer messages (and
ultimately products) to the sports millions
of fans. It is proven that auto racing, and
especially NASCAR, is the best advertising buy,
dollar for dollar, a company can make in sports
marketing.
NASCAR fans are
extremely loyal, and indeed buy products based
solely on the companys support of their
sport. There are many avenues available to
companies, including major sponsorship of a car
or team (up to $18 million per car), associate
sponsorship (up to $6 million), official
sanctioning body sponsors, promotional partners,
contingency sponsors and the big-money
entitlement sponsors like the Busch Series or
Nextel Cup.
Personally, I feel
that being a sponsor in racing offers more
corporate entertainment and better TV
"airtime" than does buying a billboard
at a baseball stadium.
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