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Monday, March 6, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 181
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The Big
Man on Campus Contest will be held Friday, March
10 at 7 p.m. in the Carthage Senior High School
Auditorium. Admission: $4.00 - Adult $2.00
Kindergarten - 12th grade. Sponsored by CHS
Project Graduation. For tickets call 358-6567.
Did Ya Know?... Carthage
Youth Girls Softball signups will be held March
6th & 13th from 6-8 p.m. in Fairview School.
Did Ya Know?...
Volunteers will be at the C.A.N. D.O. Senior
Center to help seniors apply for the Missouri
Property Tax Credit. Mondays from 9 a.m. to noon
from January 30 to April 10.
Did Ya Know?... The
Powers Museum is seeking veterans to join the
Veterans History Project. We are collecting
histories of those who served our country AND
those who supported them. Please contact the
museum at 358-2667 to learn more about the
project or visit www.loc.gov/vets
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today's
laugh
When I have a kid, I wanna put
him in one of those strollers for twins, then run
around the mall looking frantic. - Steven Wright
Madonna was scheduled to
testify against her stalker, saying she saw him
wherever she went and she was scared of him -
which is kind of how I feel about Madonna. -
Conan OBrien
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
His Disposition Was Not
Mild.
A man drove up to the
court house curb on the north side of the square Saturday
afternoon, and had auctioneer Espy start to sell his
horse at public sale. The horse was hitched to a spring
wagon and the owner held the lines.
About the time the
auctioneer got a good sized crowd around him ready to
begin crying bids, the horse got scared and ran away. The
driver got him stopped inside of a half block and drove
him back to the auction block. The bidding began and some
one ventured too close to the horses hind feet, and
was narrowly missed by a vicious kick from the skittish
animal. Finally the bidding got up to $8 and hung there.
"Can I get a $9 bid
on this horse?" said the auctioneer in a surprised
tone of voice.
"$9," said some
kid at the edge of the crowd.
The $9 bid was cried and
the animal was finally knocked off at that figure. But by
this time the kid who had made the bid could not be
found. The horse owner then drove away quite well
satisfied not to sell under such an unfavorable
combination of circumstances as had so suddenly arisen.
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Today's
Feature
Local Companies
Needed.
News release.
The American
Cancer Society urges local companies to take up
the fight against cancer in their communities by
becoming sponsors of Relay For Life. Cancer
touches the lives of everyone, and involvement in
Relay For Life is a great way to show that a
company cares. Plus, sponsorships can be tailored
to a companys ability to give.
Relay For Life is
a fun-filled, overnight event designed to
celebrate survivorship (anyone who has ever been
diagnosed with cancer) and raise money for the
American Cancer Society. During the event, teams
of people gather at Central Park in Carthage and
take turns walking laps. Each team tries to keep
at least one team member on the track at all
times.
Relay For Life is
also a fundraiser. Each team member is asked to
raise money before the event. Teams solicit
donations, have garage sales, hold car washes,
and more.
To become a
corporate sponsor or build a team for the
American Cancer Society Relay For Life of
Carthage, call Nora Tebbets at 358-8131, ext.
2402 or Crystal Jones at 358-8131, ext. 4804.
American Cancer
Society is the nationwide, community-based,
voluntary health organization dedicated to
eliminating cancer as a major health problem by
preventing cancer, saving lives, and diminishing
suffering from cancer through research,
education, advocacy, and service.
March 14 Siren
Test.
According to a
recent news release from the Fire Department, all
City and Statewide sirens will be sounded
Tuesday, March 14 at 1:30 p.m. The test of
equipment is to be completed in conjunction with
Marchs title of Disaster Preparedness
Month. The backup date for sounding, in the case
of inclement weather, will be Thursday, March
16th.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
3/3/06
Minor stench
reported Thursday evening.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
A friend a mine came ta school one day with a
bandage on his thumb, at least what was left of
it. Seems he was in a
fishin accident of sorts. His method of
fishin was ta tie a rock to a string, then
tie an M-80 to the other end. That was back when
M-80s still had some powerful kick for what
was called a firecracker. Course when
everthing went right, this illegal
technique did produce a good batch a fish
floatin to the top of the creek.
In what I am guessin was
his last attempt to fill his bucket, the string
got wrapped around his thumb and as he tossed the
rock, it snugged the M-80 right against his
thumbnail. Course he lost the nail in the
explosion along with the better part of any meat
above the first knuckle. Ive heard lots a
fish stories, but thats the only one about
the thumb that got away.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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This
Is A Hammer
By Samantha MazzottaPilot Light Safety
Valve Prevents Gas Leak
Q: Im
writing in regard to your article on household
emergencies. I agree with everything you said,
except for the last one on "should the pilot
light go out." You said that if the pilot
light went out that natural gas could leak into
the home. I disagree. If the thermocouple is
working properly, all gas should be stopped when
the pilot-light flame no longer heats the
thermocouple.
I also have a
conservation tip: We are gone a lot (we have a
weekend home) and while we are away I turn our
water heater to the pilot-light position in order
to save gas. One time we came home after being
out of town for a week, and I forgot to turn the
water heater back to the "On" position.
I was able to take a shower without any problems;
unfortunately, my wife was not! She always
reminds me now. -- Sam K., via e-mail
A: Thanks for the
point about the thermocouple! Youre right,
if it is working properly then little or no gas
should enter the home should a pilot light go
out.
The thermocouple
is a type of temperature sensor that generates a
small electric charge while the pilot light is
lit and keeps the pilot gas valve open. If the
pilot goes out, the temperature drops, the
thermocouple stops generating this charge and the
gas valve closes.
A slight odor of
gas may be detected when a pilot light goes out.
Before relighting it, open a nearby window to
safely vent this gas. To keep the thermocouple
and the entire gas appliance operating safely and
efficiently, have the appliance serviced
regularly (once a year) and keep it as clean as
possible.
HOME TIP: Need to
make sure youve switched off the correct
circuit, but dont have a voltage tester?
Carry a small lamp to the area you need to shut
off power to, and plug it in to each outlet. If
it lights, power is still on.
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