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Thursday, November 2, 2006 Volume XV, Number 98

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Youth wrestling sign ups will be held November 2nd and 7th from 6-8 at the Carthage Jr. High.

Did Ya Know?... The 3rd Annual Craft Odyssey show will be held Nov. 4 in the Junior High Gym to raise funds for the Carthage Odyssey of the Mind teams. For more info call Sherryle Jones or Bobbie Bohm at (417) 359-7050.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Lodge 197 A.F. & A.M. will hold a special meeting Saturday, November 4 at 10 a.m. (lunch will be served) in the Carthage Masonic Temple, 215 W. 7th Street, Carthage to confer two Third Degrees. All area Master Masons are invited to attend.

Did Ya Know?... The Friends of the Carthage Public Library will hold their monthly used booksale on Saturday, November 4 from 8 until noon at the Library Annex, 510 S. Garrison.

Did Ya Know?... The Mens Auxiliary VFW post #2590 will hold a Turkey Shoot Every Saturday and Sunday through November 19th from 12 noon till dark. Splatter board. West of Carthage at intersection of 96 & 171. Public Invited, Male and Female

today's laugh

Very short books:

Career Opportunities for History Majors

Different Ways to Spell "Bob"

Detroit - A Travel Guide

Bob Dole: The Wild Years

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

"A No. 1 Mining Co."

The A No. 1 Mining Co. is the name of a corporation which filed papers today. It has a capital stock of $209,000 divided into shares of $10 each, all paid in. The principal office is to be at Joplin. The stock is all owned by six parties, Geo. E. Starr, 5000 shares; Thos. Morgan, 6245 shares; J.H. Myers, 10 shares, all of Joplin; C.W. Thompson, of St. Clair Mich. 2000 shares; A.L. Johnson, Muncie, Ind. 6241 shares.

Mrs. W.E. Andrae of Pierce City returned home last night after spending a couple of days with her husband, who is again the Wells Fargo agent here. Mr. and Mrs. Andrae formerly lived in Carthage and will again reside here as soon as they can procure a suitable home. They were pleasantly entertained by Mrs. H.L Boon at her home on Fourth street.

Fresh ocean fish and oysters twice every week at Alexander’s 244-3t

 

Today's Feature

Youth Basketball Signups.

News release

Sign-up for the Fair Acres Family YMCA’s Youth Basketball program will take place through November 20 at the Y located at 2600 Grand Avenue in Carthage. The program is open to all boys and girls ages 4-12 years. Youth are organized by age or grade groups as follows:

Iddy-Biddy 4-6 year-olds (not yet in first grade)

1st & 2nd Grades Co-Ed

3rd & 4th Grades Separate Divisions for boys & girls

5th & 6th Grades Separate Divisions for boys & girls

Cost to register for YMCA Youth Basketball is $28 for Y-Members and $39 for Non-Members with a $10 late-fee taking effect after November 20th.

Coaches & Parent’s Clinics will be held in December with games starting January 6-February 24. Games take place on Saturdays with practice during the week.

Ruth Sawkins, Program Director of the YMCA, said, "Volunteers are critical to our youth sports program. We encourage parents to get involved as coaches, assistant coaches, timekeepers, scorekeepers, officials and in other capacities that render support to their children. Please let us know of your willingness to help at the time you register your child."

For more information about YMCA Youth Basketball contact Ruth Sawkins or Bob Brower at the Fair Acres Family YMCA at 417-358-2070. Or visit the Y’s website at www.fairacresymca.org.


Tree Pruning Workshop.

Trees are assets that provide beauty to our landscape. Like all assets, trees need regular maintenance. Proper pruning of trees will maintain and improve tree health and appearance, and reduce conflicts with people and property. Topping, on the other hand, will damage tree structure, cause decline, and create unsafe conditions in the tree.

To provide individuals with proper pruning knowledge, Missouri Department of Conservation is sponsoring a tree pruning workshop on November 7, 2006, 6:30 P.M. at Walter Woods Conservation Area south of Joplin. The workshops are free to everyone. Jon Skinner, Urban Forester, with the Department of Conservation will explain the why and how-to of pruning.

Stench Report:

Wednesday,
11/1/06

No Stench Detected on the Carthage Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
I can’t ever remember how long my shoestrings are. Now this doesn’t present a problem in most general conversations, but there are times when it becomes critical information. Most obvious is when ya wanta purchase a new pair.

If ya haven’t bought any shoestrings lately, there are a wide variety to choose from. As I was approachin’ the shoestring rack recently, I realized my ignorance on the subject and was embarrassed to think of pullin’ out the remnants of what was left of one string to compare with a new set.

Fortunately, the manufactures of strings have solved my problem. On the back of the pack I picked up was a guide to shoe string length gauged on how many holes were in my shoes. I was able to remember how to count to five for a perfect fit.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

Sponsored
by:
Metcalf Auto Supply
Click & Clack Talk Cars
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray:

My wonderful boyfriend has recently discovered that he enjoys working on our vehicles, and it has become his new money-saving hobby. He has always changed the oil and he recently moved on to brakes. But now he’s determined to up the ante and replace the timing belt on my 1990 Toyota Camry. He has the Chilton manual, so he feels confident. I am just a bit nervous myself. Should I be? What do you think are his chances for success, and how long should I plan to be taking the bus? - Charmaine

RAY: The time to get nervous would’ve been when he worked on your brakes, Charmaine. I mean, if he screws up the timing belt, the engine stops running. But if he screws up the brakes, then he’s sending you an unmistakable message.

TOM: Actually, it’s a big step from brakes to a timing belt. The main obstacle can be the crankshaft pulley. That pulley needs to be removed in order to change the belt. And sometimes, removing it ain’t easy.

RAY: We have a special puller we use for the job.

TOM: Yeah, his name’s Bruno. He weighs 350 pounds.

RAY: No, a puller is a tool that maximizes the pulling force. But even that doesn’t work sometimes, and we have to use the oxyacetylene torch to heat up the pulley.

TOM: And the older the car is, the more likely the crankshaft pulley is frozen on there.

RAY: If he gets the pulley off, the rest of the job on a Camry is quite manageable.

TOM: And if he can’t get the pulley off, then he can have the car towed to his local garage and let them finish the job.

RAY: Of course, it might take him a week or so to admit defeat. I’d pick up at least a one-month bus pass.


RACING
By Greg Zyla
Sponsored by Curry Automotive

Nextel Cup Franchising Is Inevitable

As a longtime advocate of franchising teams in NASCAR’s Nextel Cup division, I am going out on a limb and predicting that within five years, NASCAR’s top 38 teams will all be franchised, and possibly all 43.

The pros and cons of franchising Nextel Cup teams are debatable, but rest assured that franchising is a reality that is closer than ever. As owners work diligently to keep their teams fully funded, a team franchise structure is needed to protect the owners and guarantee what now is missing -- a return on investment. At stake is the continued existence of Cup owners who helped raise NASCAR to its present stature.

A Cup franchise system would eliminate the sad but so true "auction liquidations" that plague owners who are either forced out of the sport due to funding problems or decide to retire.

Additionally, there are too many other loopholes in the current system. The past champion provisionals and the ability to buy into a race when failing to qualify are most glaring.

Currently, there are several Nextel Cup teams that are struggling. It would be a bush-league shame to see once major-league teams forced to shut their doors. Yet, if things keep going the way they are for teams in a state of flux, one of which is a multi-time Daytona 500 winner, franchising could be the best answer.


LETTER to the EDITOR.
Opinions expressed are those of the writer and not necessarily those of the Mornin’ Mail.

To Whom it May Concern:
I consider it an exceptionally fine stroke of good luck for benefit of all Jasper Countians that Danny Hensley has agreed to stand for election as a non-partisan write-in candidate to a new term as the county’s presiding commissioner. No one ever was more highly qualified for the position and no one is better equipped to deal forthrightly and efficiently with county business in this ever more complex environment.
In my professional work as a journalist and as the county historian, it has been my honor to witness closeup the quality of his performance in the post of presiding commissioner and prior to that as associate commissioner in past years and I have learned something of his ancestral ties as a descendant of Jasper County founders and early political leaders. It is a proud legacy and he always has been true to the ethical and moral standards developed through the family tradition in which public service and concern for the welfare of others has been constantly featured.
I am honored to have this opportunity to endorse his candidacy and assure all citizens that this is a man who can be trusted and who know his way through all the maze of governmental confusion right down to the nitty-gritty labor that gets the job done. The finest forward step Jasper County could take at this point in its history would be to return Danny Hensley to the office of presiding commissioner. Please write in his name and add that all-important dash required for write-in voting.
Sincerely,
Marvin L. VanGilder

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