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Monday, November 20, 2006 Volume XV, Number 110

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The City of Carthage Recycling Drop-Off Center and Composting lot will be closed Thursday, November 23 and Friday, November 24 in observance of Thanksgiving.

Did Ya Know?... A 4H Parents’ Association meeting will be held November 30 at 6:30 p.m. in the University of Missouri Extension office, Jasper County Courthouse Basement, 302 S. Main.

Did Ya Know?... A Thanksgiving Family Dinner will be held Thursday, November 23 from 2-4 p.m. in the First United Methodist Church Fellowship Hall, 7th and Main for everyone who needs to be with others on Thanksgiving but has no place to go. Live music, Turkey and trimmings, table games. For transportation or meal delivery call 417-358-3533 between Nov. 20 and 23. Sponsored by the Carthage Crisis Center with assistance from Beimdiek Insurance Agency.

today's laugh

A new study finds that women use their whole brain while listening and men only use half of their brain. You see, men use the other half of their brain to come up with excuses. I don’t think women use their whole brain while listening. I think they use half of it, and the other half is used to memorize what men are saying so they can use it against them ten years later. - Jay Leno

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting. - George Carlin

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Cattle Ran Over Lawn.

C.C. Phillips from southeast of town is shipping his cattle to Oklahoma, and while two men were driving them through town Saturday some of them ran over J.P. Leggett’s lawn on Grand Avenue cutting it up badly. The police got the men at the stock yard and took them up to Leggett’s but they were let off with a lecture.

Meeting Postponed.

The Junior Embroidery club, which was to have met with Miss Myrtle Blake tomorrow afternoon, has postponed the meeting till Thursday afternoon when it will be held at some other residence.

It isn’t how much cold cream a woman puts on her face but how much Rocky Mountain Tea she takes inside that brings out her real beauty. Hollister’s Rocky Mountain Tea complexions stay. 35 cents tea or tablets. - Post-Evans Drug Co.

 

Today's Feature

Snag Prompts Update.

The Public Safety Committee will meet this evening at 6:30 p.m. in the Carthage Police Department. Items on the agenda include an update from Jim Lucas of Lucas Technologies LLC on the Priority Command System.

At a committee meeting on August 21 of this year Lucas spoke to the committee concerning the installation of a traffic signal preemption system. Using global positioning satellite technology, the devices change traffic signals to assist Fire, Police and Ambulance vehicles en route to emergencies. The system uses two components; one in the emergency vehicle and one in the base of the traffic signal.

Lucas asked permission to install his product free of charge for the City beginning with one intersection (Centennial and Garrison) and vehicle, and fine tuning the system based on the test results. The item was presented to Council at a later date and was approved.

Since that time the vehicle unit was installed in the Carthage Fire Department Rescue truck. A delay was encountered upon seeking the installation of the intersection component. Brown Traffic Products, Inc., a potential distributor for Lucas Technologies would not agree to make a special trip to Carthage to install the component. The company suggested that the Lucas have the Missouri Department of Transportation install the intersection component. The Missouri Department of Transportation informed Lucas that the installation could not be completed without a letter from the City authorizing the installation.

Fire Chief John Cooper upon hearing of the complications asked Lucas to return to the committee with a status report, so the committee members could decide the best course of action.

Stench Report:

Friday,
11/17/06

No Stench Detected on Carthage Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
With all the technological advances, you’d think they’d come up with a coffee pot that doesn’t dribble. When I want a cup of coffee, I don’t wanna stand there forever makin’ sure I tip it at exactly the right angle to get the correct flow. I wanna dump in a good helpin’ and be done with it.

Same thing with fillin’ the little dispenser to start the coffee maker cookin’. If you try to pour it too fast, it always ends up with water runnin’ down the side of the pot and drippin’ on the burner. The sizzle that reminds you what a sloppy pourer you are.

Give me a coffee pot with a wide mouth, like a Mason jar.

If you’ll notice, paper towels are always near any coffee pot where folks gather. If they’d build a decent pot, the world would beat a path.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Q: When I get out of the shower, the bathroom is completely fogged up, even when the exhaust fan is running. What’s the point of having a bathroom exhaust fan if it doesn’t clear the air? — Kurt C.

A: Good question. If a bathroom exhaust fan doesn’t do the job it’s advertised to do, what’s the point of having one?

The exhaust fan serves a good purpose. It draws moist air out of the bathroom, minimizing damage to wallpaper, base-boards, the ceiling and anything else that isn’t sealed against water. However, if a "fog" lingers for more than 5 minutes after a shower, the fan isn’t doing its job.

The problem could be a blocked exhaust duct, an ailing fan motor or a unit that’s not large enough to clear the entire room. In every case, the unit is not pulling enough air out of the bathroom. An exhaust fan should remove as many cubic feet of air each minute as the number of square feet of the bathroom’s floor space. Clean dust and debris from the unit and air ducts. If cleaning the unit doesn’t help, consider replacing it.

Switch off the unit at the circuit box, then remove the front grille. Use a circuit tester to make sure no power is coming through the wires attached to the fan motor. Do this by placing one probe of the tester against each connector, then placing the second probe against the grounding screw on the fan housing. Don’t touch the bare wires. If the tester glows at any point, go back to the circuit box and turn off the correct switch.

Remove the mounting screws and pull the fan out of the wall or ceiling cavity. Disconnect the vent hose and household wiring to free the unit, then set it aside.

Next, measure the fan’s wall or ceiling cavity and record it. Measure the square footage of the bathroom, as well. Take those figures and the fan assembly to the home-improvement store and purchase a fan that works best for the room’s square footage. Make sure the new fan’s exhaust port matches the size of the old exhaust port.

Install the new fan in the old cavity, if possible. Attach the fan housing to the stud or joist, avoiding the nail holes of the old unit. Test the household wiring to make sure the power is off before attempting to connect them to the new unit. Then, follow the manufacturer’s instructions to hook up the wires. Connect the vent hose to the new unit’s exhaust port, replace the grille cover and switch on the power at the circuit box.

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