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Tuesday, November 7, 2006 Volume XV, Number
101
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... Tickets
are available at SMB (south branch), the
Superintendents office and the High School
office for the football game between Carthage and
Webb City, Wednesday Nov 8 at 7 p.m. Game to be
held at WC.
Did Ya Know?... Youth
wrestling sign ups will be held November 7th from
6-8 at the Carthage Jr. High.
Did Ya Know?... The
McCune-Brooks Auxiliary meeting will be held
November 8 in the MBH cafeteria.
Did Ya Know?... The City
of Carthage Recycling Drop-Off Center and
Composting Lot will be closed Saturday, November
11 due to Veterans Day.
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today's
laugh
They finally came up with the
perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake,
it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
There are two times in a
mans life when he should not speculate;
when he can afford it and when he cant. -
Mark Twain
Americans are getting stronger.
Twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten
dollars worth of groceries. Today a
five-year-old can do it. - Henny Youngman
The old believe everything: the
middle-aged suspect everything; the young know
everything. - Oscar Wilde
My husband has a can of nails
in the garage with a little not on the top that
reads: "Pointy side toward wall."
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Sold A Mortgaged Horse.
A man by the name of J.W.
Lindley sold Henry Tangner a nice bay mare some time ago,
but G.G. Truesdell held a mortgage on the same and
brought the matter before Justice McCunes notice
yesterday afternoon. Henry, however, concluded to
surrender the property when it came to a trial, and so it
was compromised, Mr. Truesdell taking the mare and paying
the costs. Several gentlemen here would like to see
Lindley, but he has drifted away, no one knows where.
Geo. L. Brown, who was
arrested Tuesday on a warrant sworn out by his mother,
Nancy Brown, changed with whipping and abusing her, was
arraigned this morning before Justice Rinehart. The
evidence showed clearly, that the charge was correct and
the justice sentenced the defendant to 250 days in the
county jail and to pay the costs.
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Today's
Feature
Influenza
Vaccine.
News release
Jasper County
Health Department will be holding an influenza
vaccination clinic on Thursday, November 16 from
9 - 11 a.m. and 1 - 3 p.m. at the Jasper County
Health Department, 105 Lincoln Street in
Carthage. All vaccines will be given by
appointment only. The cost of the flu vaccine is
$20.00. Those residents that have Medicare and/or
Medicaid should bring their card to their
appointment.
Those who are
interested in having their children vaccinated
should contact the Jasper County Health
Department to set up an appointment for their
child/children. The ages for the childrens
clinics are 6 months through 18 years of age.
Call the Jasper
County Health Department at (417) 358-3111 or
1-877-879-9131 for more information or to
schedule an appointment.
Bid Openings
for Vehicle Replacement.
The Public Works
Committee will meet this afternoon at 4:30 p.m.
in the Council Chambers of City Hall. Items on
the agenda include the discussion of vehicle bid
openings.
A vehicle
replacement was approved during the budget
hearings for this fiscal year. The bid will be
for the replacement of the Public Works
Departments older Chevy Astro van. The
department is seeking either a truck or an SUV to
replace the van.
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Stench Report:
Monday,
11/6/06
No Stench
Detected on Carthage Square
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I grew up with a half
Siamese cat that did what it darn well pleased.
For some reason I decided to try and train the
cat. I started feedin it pieces of cheese.
The cat loved it and I began whistlin every
time I gave her a treat. After a while I started
whistlin at the cat when it was layin
somewhere close. Her ears would perk up a little
and I knew I was makin some headway.
Eventually on occasion the cat
would actually come over and Id give her
the cheese. What I finally started to realize was
the cat would only come when it wanted to. In
effect, the cat had trained me to go to the
refrigerator and get it some cheese. If the cat
wanted to eat some cheese it would come when I
whistled. We both eventually came to understand
the arrangement.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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LETTER TO THE
EDITOR
Opinions expressed are
those of the writer and not necessarily those of
the Mornin Mail.
Even though I am out of the
United States at this time, I am trying to stay
current with news in Jasper County via the
internet. I recently observed former Presiding
Commissioner Danny Hensley is making a run for
that office. As a retired Eastern District
Commissioner and a co-worker of Mr. Hensley, I
can vouch for his abilities and integrity.
We need commissioners who understand the value of
the tax-payers dollars. We need
commissioners who realize with the new
law-enforcement tax, for which both he and I were
in favor, general revenue funds can be released
and must be properly monitored. We need
commissioners who realize there is a road and
bridge tax for road improvements and that the
revenues are used appropriately. We need
commissioners who are accessible at all times
during office hours. We need commissioners who
are willing to give a days work for a
days pay. We need commissioners who hold
themselves responsible to their office and the
constituency.
Danny Hensley fills the bill for all these
qualifications, and I encourage the voters of
Jasper County to support him and give him their
vote in the November election. When I return to
Jasper County in December, I hope he is the newly
elected Jasper County Presiding Commissioner.
Sincerely,
Lloyd Burgi
Experience Counts
Dear Editor:
The general election, Tuesday, November 7th, is
fast approaching and we will be deciding on
Jasper Countys Presiding Commissioner.
Through the years Danny Hensley has demonstrated
so many good American values:
Courage, integrity, honesty and most of all he is
compassionate and caring. I have great admiration
for Danny Hensley. It takes courage to run for
presiding commissioner of Jasper County as a
write-in candidate.
Danny Hensley will watch our taxpayers
dollars; he will keep our county financially
strong. Among Dannys many attributes is if
he tells you that he will do something, he keeps
faith and does it. He is a man of his word. He
has given so much to Jasper County right from his
heart. As Presiding Commissioner, he worked long
hours to take care of his county - Jasper County.
He was one of the founders of Midwest Gathering
of the Artists, where again he has given freely
of his time and talent. I have known Danny
Hensley for many years and he is the man we need
at this time as Presiding Commissioner of Jasper
County. He is widely known for his hard work and
honesty.
In 1986, I was owner of the Carthage radio
station, KDMO, as well as, the FM radio station,
and I worked with Danny on the County
Commissioners proposed quarter-cent sales
tax.
Dannys experience of 16 years as Presiding
Commissioner allows Danny to step right in with a
position of strength to carry the county forward.
I strongly endorse Danny Hensley as an
Independent write-in candidate for Presiding
Commissioner of Jasper County on November 7th.
Be sure to write in Danny Hensley below the other
candidate and draw a line to connect the two
arrows.
Ruth Kolpin Rubison
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