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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 Volume XV, Number 87

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Veterans Alliance will meet Thursday night, October 19th at 7 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of the Memorial Hall in order to finalize the annual Veterans Day program to honor all Veterans, those who are serving in the armed forces, those who were wounded and those who paid with their lives. Don’t forget to fly a flag on Nov. 11.

Did Ya Know?... The Powers Museum Maple Leaf Quilt Show will be held October 17-28 in the Powers Museum, 1617 W. Oak, Carthage, MO. Free Admission. Hours: Oct 17-21, 9:30 to 6 p.m., Oct. 22 1 p.m. to 5 p.m., Oct. 23 Special Monday opening noon to 5 p.m., Oct. 24-28 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Did Ya Know?... The Maple Leaf 2006 5th Annual Three Minutes of Fame Lip-Sync Competition will be held this Thursday, October 19th in the Carthage High School Auditorium at 7 p.m. Admission is free. For more information call 417-388-0997

today's laugh

Has any turtle ever outlived the shaker of turtle food? - Jerry Seinfeld

We all know what it feels like when your foot falls asleep. But does anyone know what it feels like to be asleep and have your foot wake up?

I’m an expert on Chinese food. When I eat it I only use one chopstick. - George Burns

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

To Agitate a Connecting Switch.

"While the matter of freight rates is being considered, I think we will also take up the matter of securing a connecting switch between the two roads here," said a member of the commercial club this morning. Either the committee on rates or the commercial club itself will probably attend to it. Switches of the two roads can easily be joined on Limestone street.

"A man wishes to transfer a carload lot from one road to the other, the other day, had to have it hauled in wagons, a very expensive process. I don’t know of a town anywhere, with two roads that has not a connecting switch."

Unusual Amount of Sickness.

The doctors report an extraordinary amount of sickness with many serious cases. Nine out of ten is either grip or pneumonia. The sudden changes in the weather within the last few weeks is given as the reason for the large amount of illness.

 

Today's Feature

Would Allow for Observation.

The City Council Public Safety Committee met Monday evening in a regular session. Police Chief Dennis Veach was present at the meeting to discuss a proposed new ordinance which would allow Carthage Police officers to determine minors to be in possession of intoxicants by visible indicators. Veach says that a newly revised Missouri Statute allows for this type of identification. A copy of Missouri Revised Statutes Chapter 577 was distributed.

Previously, according to Veach, if an officer saw a minor who appeared to be intoxicated, the officer could legally take no action unless the item causing the intoxication (beer, liquor, etc.) was physically in the possession of the minor. The new ordinance would allow the officer to issue a ticket based on visual observations or field sobriety tests.

Veach provided the committee with a draft ordinance. The ordinance reads "It is also unlawful for any person under the age of twenty-one years to be visibly intoxicated."

The committee approved a motion to forward the ordinance to Council with a recommendation for approval.

Stench Report:

Tuesday,
10/17/06

No Stench detected on the
Carthage Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
I’ve gotta friend (that lives outa town) I was talkin’ to the other day and I realized he’s startin’ to show his age some. Unfortunately he’s younger than I am. In all likelihood, he noticed the same thing about me.

I can remember my mom mentionin’ the same type a thing about folks she was acquainted with when I was a kid. At that time my reaction was the ‘60’s version of "duh." It’s not near as funny anymore.

I suppose the good news is that a lot more of us are showin’ our age, so we don’t dwell on it that much.

As a kid becomin’ mature meant gettin’ a driver’s license. I’m beginnin’ to think now that becomin’ mature may eventually mean not bein’ able to keep a drivers license. I guess as long as the eyes and reflexes hang on, I’ll keep on truckin’.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Here's A Tip
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• "A great cleaner and conditioner for wood floors is tea. Just brew a couple of cups and use the tea as you would your regular wood floor cleaner. It’s nice and shiny afterward." -- I.L. in Utah

• Be sure to get and check references for any home-service professional you hire. Get estimates in writing, and make sure the estimates list what is included -- and what is not.

• "We recently suffered a power outage. It turned out to be a long, dark evening, and when it was time for bed, we were in a quandary. I wanted to use something as a nightlight for my child’s bedroom since it was awfully dark in the house, but the flashlight was burning through batteries as it was. Then my husband came up with a brilliant solution. He went and got a few of the solar-powered driveway lamps from the front yard. They are the staked kind, no wires. They were bright enough to cast enough light to get your bearings if you woke up in the middle of the night." -- S.S., via e-mail

• Because fabric softeners can leave residue on the dryer’s lint trap, clean yours out at least every other month. Just scrub with plain soap and water.

• "I get a lot of junk mail, and I have found that the return envelopes in credit card offers come in handy. I use them to hold coupons when I go to the grocery store. I also use them to file different kinds of cutouts for my art projects. At least they don’t go to waste, even if I don’t need another credit card." -- Y.R. in Washington

• "If you have a muddy boot problem like I do, then get a couple of cookie sheets and set them by the door. The boots can go on the cookie sheets, and the mud doesn’t get tracked into the house." -- A reader in New Jersey

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