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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 Volume XV, Number
87
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Veterans Alliance will meet Thursday
night, October 19th at 7 p.m. in the Legion Rooms
of the Memorial Hall in order to finalize the
annual Veterans Day program to honor all
Veterans, those who are serving in the armed
forces, those who were wounded and those who paid
with their lives. Dont forget to fly a flag
on Nov. 11.
Did Ya Know?... The
Powers Museum Maple Leaf Quilt Show will be held
October 17-28 in the Powers Museum, 1617 W. Oak,
Carthage, MO. Free Admission. Hours: Oct 17-21,
9:30 to 6 p.m., Oct. 22 1 p.m. to 5 p.m., Oct. 23
Special Monday opening noon to 5 p.m., Oct. 24-28
10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Did Ya Know?... The
Maple Leaf 2006 5th Annual Three Minutes of Fame
Lip-Sync Competition will be held this Thursday,
October 19th in the Carthage High School
Auditorium at 7 p.m. Admission is free. For more
information call 417-388-0997
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today's
laugh
Has any turtle ever outlived
the shaker of turtle food? - Jerry Seinfeld
We all know what it feels like
when your foot falls asleep. But does anyone know
what it feels like to be asleep and have your
foot wake up?
Im an expert on Chinese
food. When I eat it I only use one chopstick. -
George Burns
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
To Agitate a Connecting
Switch.
"While the matter of
freight rates is being considered, I think we will also
take up the matter of securing a connecting switch
between the two roads here," said a member of the
commercial club this morning. Either the committee on
rates or the commercial club itself will probably attend
to it. Switches of the two roads can easily be joined on
Limestone street.
"A man wishes to
transfer a carload lot from one road to the other, the
other day, had to have it hauled in wagons, a very
expensive process. I dont know of a town anywhere,
with two roads that has not a connecting switch."
Unusual Amount of
Sickness.
The doctors report an
extraordinary amount of sickness with many serious cases.
Nine out of ten is either grip or pneumonia. The sudden
changes in the weather within the last few weeks is given
as the reason for the large amount of illness.
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Today's
Feature
Would Allow for
Observation.
The City Council
Public Safety Committee met Monday evening in a
regular session. Police Chief Dennis Veach was
present at the meeting to discuss a proposed new
ordinance which would allow Carthage Police
officers to determine minors to be in possession
of intoxicants by visible indicators. Veach says
that a newly revised Missouri Statute allows for
this type of identification. A copy of Missouri
Revised Statutes Chapter 577 was distributed.
Previously,
according to Veach, if an officer saw a minor who
appeared to be intoxicated, the officer could
legally take no action unless the item causing
the intoxication (beer, liquor, etc.) was
physically in the possession of the minor. The
new ordinance would allow the officer to issue a
ticket based on visual observations or field
sobriety tests.
Veach provided the
committee with a draft ordinance. The ordinance
reads "It is also unlawful for any person
under the age of twenty-one years to be visibly
intoxicated."
The committee
approved a motion to forward the ordinance to
Council with a recommendation for approval.
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Stench Report:
Tuesday,
10/17/06
No Stench
detected on the
Carthage Square
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive gotta friend (that lives outa town) I
was talkin to the other day and I realized
hes startin to show his age some.
Unfortunately hes younger than I am. In all
likelihood, he noticed the same thing about me.I can remember my mom mentionin
the same type a thing about folks she was
acquainted with when I was a kid. At that time my
reaction was the 60s version of
"duh." Its not near as funny
anymore.
I suppose the good news is that
a lot more of us are showin our age, so we
dont dwell on it that much.
As a kid becomin mature
meant gettin a drivers license.
Im beginnin to think now that
becomin mature may eventually mean not
bein able to keep a drivers license. I
guess as long as the eyes and reflexes hang on,
Ill keep on truckin.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Here's
A Tip
By JoAnn Derson "A great cleaner and
conditioner for wood floors is tea. Just brew a
couple of cups and use the tea as you would your
regular wood floor cleaner. Its nice and
shiny afterward." -- I.L. in Utah
Be sure to get and check
references for any home-service professional you
hire. Get estimates in writing, and make sure the
estimates list what is included -- and what is
not.
"We recently
suffered a power outage. It turned out to be a
long, dark evening, and when it was time for bed,
we were in a quandary. I wanted to use something
as a nightlight for my childs bedroom since
it was awfully dark in the house, but the
flashlight was burning through batteries as it
was. Then my husband came up with a brilliant
solution. He went and got a few of the
solar-powered driveway lamps from the front yard.
They are the staked kind, no wires. They were
bright enough to cast enough light to get your
bearings if you woke up in the middle of the
night." -- S.S., via e-mail
Because fabric softeners
can leave residue on the dryers lint trap,
clean yours out at least every other month. Just
scrub with plain soap and water.
"I get a lot of
junk mail, and I have found that the return
envelopes in credit card offers come in handy. I
use them to hold coupons when I go to the grocery
store. I also use them to file different kinds of
cutouts for my art projects. At least they
dont go to waste, even if I dont need
another credit card." -- Y.R. in Washington
"If you have a
muddy boot problem like I do, then get a couple
of cookie sheets and set them by the door. The
boots can go on the cookie sheets, and the mud
doesnt get tracked into the house." --
A reader in New Jersey
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