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By Tom and Ray MagliozziDear Tom and Ray:
I have a 1995 Jeep Grand
Cherokee that I love. I have a habit of laying my
cell phone behind the steering wheel, on the
shelf just below where the instruments are.
Recently, while waiting at a drive-through, I had
a small slip of paper on which Id written
something very important, and I needed it handy.
So, I stood it up right behind my cell phone.
Dumb idea. The paper slipped down in front of the
clear plastic that protects the gauges, down into
the area above the steering column. I really need
to get it out and Id like to do it myself.
Can you help me? How do I remove just that part
of the dash? - Kaye
RAY: Whats it worth to
you, Kaye? What was on that slip of paper?
Im guessing it was a phone number, given to
you by a cute guy, and you want to call him. Or
its a phone number given to you by a cute
guy, and you want to find it before your husband
does!
TOM: Well, were happy to
help you, Kaye. Even if its just something
mundane, like your dry-cleaning ticket (yeah,
right!)
RAY: The piece that surrounds
the instrument cluster is called a bezel. And
luckily for you, thats the first part you
take off when you remove the dashboard. It comes
off with a couple of screws that are visible from
the underside of the bezel.
TOM: Then you can work off the
bezel itself and retrieve the evidence - I mean,
the piece of paper. Getting the bezel back on is
a little trickier, but you can do it. And even if
you cant, a loose bezel will be easier to
explain to your husband than a note that reads:
"Call me, hot stuff. Love, Frank."
RAY: But before you even
attempt to remove the bezel, try looking under
the dashboard. If you get under there with a
penlight, theres a very good chance
youll see the piece of paper up around the
steering column. And you can probably reach it
that way.
RACING
By Greg Zyla
Sponsored by Curry Automotive
Long Live USAC
Q: Greg, I am a
big fan of midget and sprint racing, and I just
moved to Florida. I am wondering if ESPN has
considered televising USAC races like it did
years ago with midget and sprint races every
Wednesday or Thursday night. There are still many
midget and sprint fans out here. Also, where in
Florida can I catch some USAC action? -- Larry K.
A: Larry, although
there is nothing official about an ESPN-produced
weekly midget and sprints television show like we
enjoyed in the 80s and early 90s, the
good news is that The Outdoor Channel has picked
up where ESPN left off, televising all of the
major USAC shows. The 2006 season, which ran from
Feb. 8 through Oct. 14, featured 20 races of
Midget, Sprint and Silver Crown action called
"USAC Thunder," with noted TV
personality Jack Arute as host. Ive watched
the show (Saturday at 5 p.m. EST) and it is a
well-done, one-hour, tape-delayed program. If you
do not receive The Outdoor Channel on your cable
network, DirecTV and Dish satellite companies
also carry it.
As you now live in
Florida, the Ford Focus Midgets run each February
at East Bay, near Tampa, and Orlando Speedworld.
Also, theres the big USAC MOPAR sponsored
Performance Racing Industry Sprint and Midget
Classic double-header scheduled for Friday, Dec.
15, 2006, at Orlando Speedworld. If youre
interested (last years race was
standing-room only), call 1-800-515-8445.
Have fun.
LETTER TO
THE EDITOR
Opinions
expressed are those of the writer and not
necessarily those of the Mornin Mail
Dear Editor:
Thank you for this opportunity
to say a few things about my dad, former
presiding commissioner Danny Hensley, who is
running as a write in candidate for presiding
commissioner of Jasper County.
First and foremost, his love
for the county is unparalleled and as a result he
took his former job very seriously. Not only was
he in the office every Monday through Friday,
working for Jasper County residents, you could
often find him at the courthouse on Saturday,
picking up litter around the grounds as a matter
of pride. It is well known that politicians find
it nearly impossible to please everyone, but I
can truthfully say my dad tried. In short, he is
an honest and caring man with impeccable
integrity holding a deep and abiding love for his
country, state and county.
I realize that running a
successful write in campaign for this office is
unprecedented and may require a miracle. However,
I also realize that miracles happen every day. I
also know it is common for those running for
office to be portrayed as honest, dependable and
worthy of our trust, but please believe me when I
tell you that Danny Hensley is a man that walks
the walk of honesty and integrity.
As you go to the polls this
November, carefully consider the kind of person
you want as presiding commissioner of Jasper
County. If that person has the characteristics
Ive described as those within my father,
then please write in Danny Hensley for presiding
commissioner of Jasper County. Thank you and may
God Bless.
Shelly DeRuy
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