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Monday, September 11, 2006 Volume XV, Number 60

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Did Ya Know?... Auditions for Stone’s Throw Dinner Theatre’s next production BUS STOP will be held at Stone’s Throw Dinner Theatre, Carthage, MO on Monday, September 11 and Tuesday, September 12 at 7:00 p.m. each evening. For further information call 417-358-7268.

Did Ya Know?... The American Business Women’s Association Peace Star Chapter of Carthage invites you to join us for "The Daniel O’Donnell Show" in Branson, November 25, 2006. Shopping and sightseeing at "The Branson Landing", and Lunch at "B.T. Bones". Cost for the trip, $69.50. Reservations before Oct. 3rd, call Sally Metcalf, 394-2213.

Did Ya Know?... The special Public Works Committee meeting scheduled for September 14th has been cancelled. The committee will meet at the regular date, September 19th at 4:30 p.m. in City Hall.

today's laugh

He has hit that time of life when, if you blow out all the candles on your cake, you not only get your wish, but you also get a hernia.

A cocktail party is a gathering where sandwiches and friends are cut into little pieces. - Milton Berle

When he plays the piano, I want to get up and dance. Anything is better than just sitting there and listening.

There are a lot of movies out now aimed at youngsters. They have a special rating. Parents are not admitted unless they have a teenager there to explain it to them.

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Big Success With Ducks.

Newell Holbrook and Ed Hall are spending two days hunting ducks at Catoosa, I.T. After the boys left yesterday morning a telegram came from Chas. Blair and Neal Platt, already in the field at Catoosa, stating that they had killed 80 ducks in one day.

Telegraph Company’s Error.

In the telegraphic news item in Saturday’s paper, with reference to the high price of wheat in Chicago, an error was made by the telegraph company in transmitting the message. The figures were given $1.97, but it was later found that they should have been $1.07. Even the latter price was high enough to be unusual and there was great excitement on the board of trade in the windy city.

The birthday social that was to have been given by the ladies’ aid society of the Christian church tonight, has been postponed until next Monday night at 8 o’clock.

 

Today's Feature

Zoning Variance Denied.

The Carthage Zoning Board of Adjustment unanimously denied a request for a variance for a carport located at 1816 S. Maple during a recent meeting.

According to Public Works Department Director Chad Wampler, Dianne Sheldon, who resides at the property, had requested a building permit for the carport and was informed at that time that the placement of the detached structure was required to be set back from the front of the property sixty feet. A complaint was received by the department and Wampler found the carport had been erected with only a forty foot setback. It was after construction that Sheldon requested a variance.

Sheldon had photos of several other properties that were in violation of the ordinance according to Wampler. He said that the type of carport, with a metal roof and pole supports, were easy to erect and could be put up over a weekend.

Committee member H.J. Johnson moved to deny the request based on the fact that Sheldon clearly understood beforehand the placement was in violation.

Stench Report:

Friday,
9/8/06

No Stench Detected on Carthage Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

When confronted with large number of automobiles tryin’ to get in or out on a single road, I always figure it’s my responsibility to let at least one car in at each intersection. If it is movin’ along at a decent clip, two cars is my allocation. I figure if ever’one does that, eventually we’ll all get out in a decent amount of time.

A couple of things can disrupt this system. One is the bully driver that wants to push his/her way in even if they are the third or fourth car in the line. The other extreme is the driver that won’t move unless no one is tryin’ to get in front of them.

There seems to be a particular risk in evacuating an event in which there has been some sort of competition, especially automobile racin’. But football games can be nearly as hazardous.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Replacing Damaged Bathroom Tiles

Q: The previous owner of our house redid the tile in the upstairs bathroom himself, and it isn’t the best job. Several of the ceramic floor tiles along the base of the bathtub are loose, cracked or broken. What’s the fastest way to fix this? -- Chuck B., Quincy, Mass.

A: Check first for water damage in the underlayment beneath the tiles. Apparently, the tiling job wasn’t top-notch, because the effect of constant weight (of the tub), improperly applied caulk and water spilling down the sides of the tub have caused the tiles to loosen and the seal along the tub base to weaken.

Minimal water damage can cause the plywood underlayment to swell, making it difficult or even impossible to place new tiles evenly. Long-term water damage can spark other issues, like wood rot or mold.

Remove all the loose tiles from the floor and pry up broken and cracked tiles around the perimeter of the area. If necessary, scrape away old grout from the underlayment to get a better view of the damage. Look for dark water spots, sniff for mold (or visually identify it) and run your fingers along the plywood to feel for uneven areas. If the wood is damaged or wet, it will need to be replaced before tiling can be done.

Once the underlying floor has been deemed healthy, the bathroom tiles can be replaced. Remove old grout and waterproof caulking from the edge of the bathtub base and clean debris from the repair area. For a small repair job, tiles can be arranged prior to installation so you can match them with the existing tile pattern and cut tiles to size if necessary.

To install, start from the base of the tub and work outward to the rest of the bathroom tile. Apply adhesive to the bottom of each tile, set into place, and place spacers between the new tile, the old tile and the tub base (spacers will keep the tiles far enough apart to allow grout to fill in properly). Once complete, apply grout liberally to the spaces, scraping away excess. Be sure to apply grout between the tiles and the bathtub base, too. Let the grout dry completely, then apply new waterproof caulk along the bathtub base and the newly installed tile. Wipe away any grout residue or film with a damp cloth.

HOME TIP: If you need to remove a damaged ceramic tile in sections, use a glasscutter to score the tile with an "X" and tap the center of the tile with a cold chisel.

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